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“No one else is the killer! It has to be you!” – Petunia
“I would hate to argue with Petunia, but I think it is Pax!” – Patricia
“Well it was majority vote, and that means… PAISLEY IS THE KILLER!” – Polly
“Wai- wait! I can explain! I can-” – Paisley
“Yes, explain why… you murdered Poppy and Pristina!” – Pax
“YUP! She was my accomplice!” – Piper admitted
“Wait… really? I- I was wrong…?” – Patricia looked around
“WAIT, I AM INNOCENT, I SWEAR!” – Paisley broke out into tears
“Why can’t you trust me? Why why why?” – Paisley
“Ha, as if crying won’t make you any less guilty!” – Patrick
“Helllooooo! Police, yes, yes! We have an evil potato, wait no, two evil potato murders here! Ah yes, I see! They will be locked up for life… Don’t they get a trail? No, really? OKAY!” – Petunia
“You, you killed Pristina… why?” – Palmer
“I didn’t! I DIDN’T I DIDN’T I DIDN’T!!!!!” – Paisley yelled
“I AM INNOCENT! I SWEAR ON MY-” – Paisley
“THERE SHE IS! GET HER!” – Police potato
“And that was the end of Paisley’s case… we never learned if she WAS the murderer or not… but deep down, I have this feeling… that it wasn’t her… but Pax…” – Patricia
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“Welcome back to Potato City News!” – Palmer
“As you can see, we were very busy with a murder! But we are so back!” – Petunia
“Well our first news of the day… a new VEGAN, gluten free, Mac n Cheese place!!!!” – Palmer
“Yuppers! Here is all the info the owner has given us, and we are even going to be interviewing her soon!” – Petunia
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“Soon, Great Pastabilities will be opening for business! It is a vegan, gluten free, cruelty free Pasta brand which will produce macaroni and cheese without products which could potentially harm anyone or anything!
The Grand Opening will be at 9:00 am March 18th 2025 in the Mall on Main Street, where we’ve found a location where Cinnabon used to be! (And we think you won’t even be sad about not having Cinnabon anymore because our pasta is so good!)
No more flavourless Kraft Dinner — you will be able to partake in the most (not actual cheese) cheesy pasta ever!
Our hours are as follows:
Monday: Open 9:00 – 6:00
Tuesday: Open 9:00 to 6:00
Wednesday: Open 9:00 to 6:00
Thursday: Open 9:00 to 6:00
Friday: Closed
Saturday: Closed
Sunday: *happy gospel music* Still closed
We look forward to seeing you there!” – @stephie
“Wow, what happy news! And now for the… dark stuff!” – Palmer
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“Indeed! The infamous Potato muncher has just escaped custody! And is on the run, here is what the potato police say what happened!” – Petunia
“Ya see, I was walking by her cell, when I peered in and she was gone!” – Perchick (the police potato)
“Heres how we assumed she escaped, there was that murder right? Well she used that as an escape method, by waiting for all the police to leave, she got tow work and pick locked the cell! Then, she escaped as all the police were arresting the murder!” – Perchick
“So this could have been avoided if you only sent two or three guys over to arrest the murderer…?” – Palmer
“That is all the guys we have!” – Perchick
“…” – Petunia
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“Next story! There is a new potato president, she has won the election, her name is Phoebe Pérez!!!! We welcome President Phoebe to office! Here was her speech:” – Palmer
“I am honored to be here, I am truly honored! It has been my dream, ever since I was a little girl, to make Potato Nation a place where potatoes can sleep peacefully, where families can walk on the sidewalk, without fear of being attacked by potato eaters! That a little potato, won’t lose their parent to a vicious, cruel monster!
I dreamed that potatoes would not be seen as less than… or be eaten by other animals and humans, but as friends! I dreamed that the tomatoes, would be our allies! And I am so happy that I can make that dream finally come true! But not just for me, but for all of you! I am happy to see the gerbils, working with us, rather against us! I am happy to see, more potatoes going outside, enjoying the beauties of this nation! And I am finally happy to announce, The Potato Famine is OVER!” – President Pérez
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“What a glorious speech! I am sure all of those dreams will come true!” – Petunia
“Nothing could ever go wrong!” – Palmer
“What other news do we have? Oh yes, Piper is being let go! We don’t know why, but here is a potato, definitely not a squirrel dressed up AS a potato!” – Palmer
“We… air letting hair… go…” – ???
“What was your name again?” – Petunia
“Uh… Potato” – Potato
“Wow! What a truly unique beautiful name, that definitely wasn’t made up on the spot!” – Palmer
“You parents must love you very much to give you that amazing name… it is just so breathtaking!” Petunia dabbed away her tears.
“Tank… You” – Potato
“So why are you letting her go?” – Palmer
“Uh, zee was too incent to keep… uh… in jall….?” – Potato
“Oh, what perfectly good reasoning!” – Petunia
“Well, I hope Piper changes her ways and starts a life of good!” – Palmer
“SEE YA LOSERS! I AM GOING BACK TO THE SQUIRREL KINGDOM! SO *beep* and *beep* and *beep beep*! OH and to all those LOSERS back at the news station! *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*” – Piper
“Uh… how pleasant?” – Petunia
“I BELIEVE that is all the news we have! So thank you so much for watching…” – Palmer
“Potato City News!” – Palmer And Petunia
“Only on channel 64!” – Petunia
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“I would like to, for the first time, formally address the Duck Queen! I am so glad you have been supporting the potato nation! And have even help the amazing news station! That is why today, we are going to extend our hand, and ask that we be more than allies, but friends!
And we are going to supply aid to you and all of your needs!
In addition to all of this, we would like to give an award to the people who are working at the potato news station! They helped unity our nations, they solved a crime, they made the world just a slightly better place to live!
And we believe, if we join as an alliance, as friends! We would spread peace, and kindness throughout our nations, throughout the continent, throughout the WORLD! And we will do our part, to make this world just a little bit of a happier place!” – President Pérez
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“I would like to inform you, POTATO CITY NEWS IS, getting a n update!”
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
The Duck Nation is most pleased to extend the wing of friendship towards the potatoes. We thank President Perez for her kind offer of aid, and we look forward to a bright future of friendship and peace together!
To err is human; to arr is pirate.
“Well… it only took a less than a week…” – Polly
“Oh, look on the bright side, at least she is trying to…. Oh were live!” – Pax
“Uh, Hello! Or as they say it in German, Guten Tag!” – Polly
“Welcome everyone! We had just gotten news that..oh wait… I forgot.” – Pax
“Anyway, we have a huge announcement, we are getting award from the president! So on Saturday we won’t have a normal news day, but will be podcasting the live event.” – Polly
“Uhm, well we have big, no huge, news to talk about!” – Pax
“It only took a week, but our president is already insane!” – Polly
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“Here was her latest speech:” – Pax
“It has come to my attention, that there is only one way to achieve peace… The only way to bring peace, is through violence! That is why I have decided, we are going to wipe out the humans!
For too long have we been brutally murdered by them! Chopped up and thrown in a frier! They’ll even eat are children! I just can’t stand for it!
So we are going to obtain peace, through violence. And our Potatotopia will expand!” – President Pérez
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“Besides that, nothing bad is happening!” – Polly
“Well… Today, a walnut has been marching through the city, eating anything with a shell.” – Pax
“Oh yeah! Especially cars. And it has only been eating the ‘shell’ of the car.” – Polly
“So if your a beetle, than hide your shell! Oh, and yourself.” – Pax
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“Yup. A new video game is in the works! It is all about potato city! And I am in it!!!!” – Pax
“Arn’t you the main villain?” – Polly
“Yeah… well no….” – Pax
“Here is a screen shot from the game.” – Polly
“Yay! That was me!” – Pax
“But you seem like a bad guy…” – Polly
“Oh quiet! Anyway, a new part of the city opened up near Gerbil town… it is inhabited by… chickens…mmmm” – Pax
“HUH?! PAX, YOU CAN’T SAY ‘mmmm’ TO CHICKENS! THAT IMPLIES YOU WANT TO EAT THEM!” – Polly :0
“I do.” – Pax
“But… but ducks are related to chickens! They are like brothers and sisters!” – Polly
“Oooh, I could go for some duck too!” – Pax day dreamed
“WHAT?!” – Polly grabbed his support teddy bear away “You don’t deserve this!”
“Anyway! Paisley has just been found innocent! But she is getting kept in jail because they say so!” – Pax
“Why do you see so much more happy than normal?! Normally your like: ‘there is nothing to be happy about an the sun is going to exploded.’ And all that!” – Polly
“I’ve just been so energetic because I learned I can get away with murd- I mean… uh… baking cakes…? and not get caught!” – Pax
“You bake?” – Polly
“Uhm… now I do!” – Pax
“What do you mean by that?” – Polly
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“We interviewed a bug!” – Pax
“So mr. Bug, how do you think potato city is doing?” – Phillip“…” – Mr. Bug
“Hm… very interesting! Does your silence represent the fact that there is so much going on that we just need a minute to rest and reset all the growth that is happening?” – Phillip
“…” – Mr. Bug
“Wow, couldn’t have said it better myself! Now, what do you think of the chickens and the gerbils? I know they eat bugs, so you probably aren’t to fond of them! But you eat potatoes, and we like you… so what do you think?” – Phillip
“…” – Mr. Bug
“So you use the quiet to show that we all are organisms made from the one true God, and that we all are equal to one another and should respect each other mutually, and that you won’t harm me, and the gerbils and chickens won’t harm you, and we’ll live in peace?!” – Phillip.
“…” – Mr. Bug
“Thank you so much Mr. Bug!” – Phillip walks away.
“… That was Phillip’s idea.” Pax stared.
“We should do that more often!” – Polly
“Well, thank you for watching…” – Pax
“Potato City News!” – Pax and Polly
“Only on channel 64!” – Polly
*a little while later*
“… Hello every one of potato city, I am inside the potato news janitor closet, and I have some news I need to tell you! Something is coming! It is worse than everything we have seen so far!! But then a hero will come! And vanquish this beast… but do not trust this beast…. for he is a- Sq- *static*” – Parsley
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
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