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March 13, 2025 at 10:49 am #199884
oop, forgot tag! ^
Also Thank you so much!
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March 13, 2025 at 1:49 pm #199913Paisley’s crying? Now I feel bad…sort of. XD
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March 13, 2025 at 1:51 pm #199915lol…. I still don’t get how you don’t want to hear their sides?!
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March 13, 2025 at 3:17 pm #199927I do want to hear their sides. XD
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March 14, 2025 at 10:00 am #199986@theducktator, @raxforge, @loopylin, @savannah_grace2009 @rae @beth-torres
Oh you do ducktator… sorry
“It is just amusing to see.” – Pax
“Shut up! No one wants to hear it!” – Petunia vexed
“Well… since you won’t be quiet about it… I’ll hear both your sides…” – Polly
“Fine, I will go first. My first point to make is that I left with someone, remember. I didn’t turn off the lights! I went with Patrick” – Pax smirks
“Hold on! How come Patrick was the very same person to be knocked out! And you said yourself, the killer knocked him out because he “knew too much”… could that be your excuse?” – Paisley countered
“Well let’s hear your alibi.” – Pax
“The night of the murder, I left with the rest of you, you all saw me get in my car. Then when I returned, I didn’t have my key! Because I forgot it at the office, just like the majority of you! So how would I be able to get in?” – Paisley
“You could have easily returned and left you key there as a excuse… Simple as that.” – Pax
“But, if I may, I saw Paisley’s key when I returned… and I was the only one who came back.” – Phillip added
“Thats it! Pax, you lied to us saying that Phillip was the last person to use the door, but how come it was used three more times?! Counter that!” – Paisley raised her voice
“Hm.. I understand what you mean… You are saying I was trying to pin the blame on someone else… aka Phillip… and that I was trying to hide something. How do we not know that you are making this up? Do you have evidence? A picture, perhaps?” – Pax
“Uh… well no… but I am telling the truth!” – Paisley pleaded
“Pfft… let us be honest. It is you. My next piece of evidence is vey simple, I was busy interviewing people. And Palmer was with me the whole time. Isn’t that right?” – Pax asked Palmer
“Yeah… it is! I stuck by his side and helped interview people!” – Palmer defended
“How come you were on news duty last time? You couldn’t possibly have done that!” – Paisley pointed out
“Fair, I couldn’t have been with Pax then.” – Palmer agreed
“There, my last piece is that Pax never liked Pristina. She never liked Pax. They hated each other, and never gave each other a break!” – Paisley
“Okay, I think we have everything we need.” – Patricia
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME π
March 14, 2025 at 11:29 am #199991Pax
This lady thrives on the divine grace of Faith and the rich embrace of caffeine.
March 14, 2025 at 3:49 pm #200018Despite what everyone has said, Parsley couldn’t go against Paisley. She text her vote for Pax… and now all whom was left was Patrick… and if anyone wanted to change their vote.
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME π
March 15, 2025 at 9:17 am #200066…I still haven’t gotten to interview Whaley…
@whalekeeper PLS READ THE DOCUMENT IT’S THE BEST EVER INTERVIEW AND YOU WILL LOVE ITPray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
March 15, 2025 at 12:53 pm #200088*Sighs* *Flips hair dramatically* I have answered your irrelevant interview questions. Itβs too bad Iβm behind bars, or I would set your printing press on fire. And not in a good way.
"If I don't like something, it's probably sanctification. Ugh." -E.C.S.
March 16, 2025 at 7:32 am #200141*police calls*
Hi. I know this isn’t the best time, but there’s been an incident.
Whaley, the Serial Potato-Killer, has escaped!
Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
March 16, 2025 at 7:43 am #200142Soon, Great Pastabilities will be opening for business! It is a vegan, gluten free, cruelty free Pasta brand which will produce macaroni and cheese without products which could potentially harm anyone or anything!
The Grand Opening will be at 9:00 am March 18th 2025 in the Mall on Main Street, where we’ve found a location where Cinnabon used to be! (And we think you won’t even be sad about not having Cinnabon anymore because our pasta is so good!)
No more flavourless Kraft Dinner — you will be able to partake in the most (not actual cheese) cheesy pasta ever!
Our hours are as follows:
Monday: Open 9:00 – 6:00
Tuesday: Open 9:00 to 6:00
Wednesday: Open 9:00 to 6:00
Thursday: Open 9:00 to 6:00
Friday: Closed
Saturday: Closed
Sunday: *happy gospel music* Still closed
We look forward to seeing you there!
Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
March 21, 2025 at 2:22 pm #200540It’s been almost a week since we got Potato News. π
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March 22, 2025 at 11:33 am #200588I know, I am waiting for Sarah π
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March 22, 2025 at 12:03 pm #200589Oh, I thought she’d voted.
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March 22, 2025 at 12:21 pm #200590OH MY AVOCADO SHE DID!!!!! I AM SO SORRY I WILL WRITE AS SOON AS I CAN!!!!!!
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