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March 12, 2025 at 10:58 am #199786
“We were unaware that there had to be some to actually enforce the law… so we are going to be interviewing the new chief police!”
“How long have you served as a police officer again?” – Palmer
“I have been an officer for a few years now. I moved here because as soon as I heard a station was opening up, I knew that I was needed!” – Pony
“Wow, so how do you hope to improve the city?” – Palmer
“Well first I will be removing all the squirrels! Then I am going to remove all the potato eaters!” – Pony
“That is wonderful. Do you have any questions?” – Palmer
“No, except why as your friend talking about a murder?” – Pony
“Uh… nothing…” – Palmer
“Uhm… Back to you Piper!” – Palmer
“And that is everything! Remember, the duck queen likes to eat French fries, and she hates gerbils!…
Thank you for watching, Potato City News! Only on channel 64!” – Piper
“Alright, since it is done recording… I have big news.” – Pax
“WHAT?!” – Patricia
“First off, the person who knocked out Patrick, is not the same as the person who killed Poppy and Pristina… Second, the killer came back, after the place was dark… Poppy was still sitting on the chair, and Pristina was cleaning up…” – Pax
“So what does this mean? There is two killers or something?!” – Parsley
“Maybe, but here is what I imagine what happened, the killer was after Pristina… and when she went into the closet, that is when the killer struck! But Poppy was still there, and they only noticed Poppy when leaving. Unfortunately, Poppy was in critical condition, and couldn’t escape. Right before the killer could “clean up” someone came back to the news station…” – Pax
“Wow, but if someone came back, that why didn’t the person who returned tell US about the murder!?” – Paisley
“That is what I want to know… Isn’t that right… Phillip?!” – Pax
“Uh…ummm.. well.. you see.. uh…” – Phillip began to become pail, he looked around frantically… as his co-workers got closer.
“I… uhh… Okay! It is true! I came back! But I didn’t go into the closet! And I didn’t see that Poppy was dead! I came back for my water bottle… But how did you know?” – Phillip
“I read the security system.. we may not have cameras, but we do have a monitor that tells us when the doors is open… But I think Phillip is lying!” – Pax
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
March 12, 2025 at 12:10 pm #199804I have given you access to the document containing what I will say to you during our interview:
NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED TO ACCESS THIS *glares at police*
Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
March 12, 2025 at 3:03 pm #199829Psst, Phillip. Get rid of Piper next, will you?
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it hard enough.
March 12, 2025 at 6:37 pm #199848“WAHHH?! BUT I AM NOT THE KILLER! AND I NEVER LIED!” – Phillip
“If that IS so, then how come after you left, THE DOOR NEVER OPENED AGAIN!” – Pax pointed at Phillip
“Bu- but I swear it wasn’t me!” – Phillip began to sweat, he wiped his brow
“But… if it is Phillip, what was his motive? And who did he work with…?” – Petunia
“I-… it isn’t me! I-if it were me, then I wouldn’t have left so many clues! And… and-” – Phillip
“AND WHAT?! It is obviously you Phillip! Give up the act!” – Polly
“I have a feeling Phillip is being honest… Remember how Phillip didn’t have his key this morning? Well I have some interesting information… I found his key at his desk… he forgot it here…” – Paisley looked like she was in deep thought, and unfazed
“Hm, but how come the door was locked when we returned?” – Palmer
“See! Someone else must have locked it!” – Phillip
“Wait, Phillip…you don’t lock the door… even if you are the last to leave?” – Petunia
“That doesn’t matter! What matters is that Phillip didn’t lie! It was Pax!” – Paisley points at Pax
“Hm… And yet I, who have sacrificed so much of my time, am the on you accuse? Fascinating.” – Pax
“I checked out the door system myself! And the door was opened three more times, before it opening this morning.” – Paisley
“But that would mean…” – Palmer
“Yes, someone came in, and someone was with them, after Phillip!” – Paisley
“Pax, what do you have to hide from us!?” – Patricia
“Tell us!” – Palmer
“Fine, I see I have lost.” – Pax
“So you just confess to the murder? Just like that!?” – Parsley
“No, I am not admitting or dismissing anything… just simply understanding defeat.” – Pax
“Well who was with you? And what was your motive to kill?!” – Paisley
“I-… I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!” – Piper finally shouted, after being quit for some time.
“Huh?!” – Palmer
“What happened?!” – Parsley
“I CAN’T HIDE IT! I KNOW WHO MURDERED THEM!” – Piper screamed, while closing her eyes
“WHO?!” – Patricia jumped to the chance
“IT WAS PAX, AND PAISLEY! I SAW IT ALL! I SAW THEM STAGING THIS EXACT CONVERSATION!” – Piper
Pax and Paisley were startled, they were not expecting that.
“What? huh… how could that be????” – Everyone else question one another
“AND WORSE PART IS, I WAS WORKING WITH THEM!” – Piper
“HUH?!?” – Palmer
“AND WORSE, PAISLEY IS THE MASTER MIND! SHE IS THE ONE WHO CARRIED OUT THE KILLING!” – Piper
“That can’t be true! Paisley would never!” – Polly was near tears
“I have to say Piper, you did an okay job at protecting your true master… but you failed at putting the blame on who ever is innocent! Because only two people entered… and two people exited.” – Patricia
“Huh…?” – Piper
“I figured it out… Either Pax or Paisley are the real killer… and either one of them is the true innocent… But not both of them are innocent, and not both of them are guilty… I say wee leave this up to a vote. Paisley, Piper, and Pax do not get a say, but the rest of us do. And I have my vote, I say Pax is guilty… now the rest of you… good luck.” – Patricia
@theducktator, @raxforge, @loopylin, @savannah_grace2009 @rae @beth-torresYou all have been randomly selected to vote! You each will represent a different character! If you want more evidence, just tell me! And I will supply you with four pieces of evidence… two against Paisley, two against Pax… remember, only vote Pax or Paisley
Duck: Polly
Rax: Palmer
Loop: Parsley
Savannah: Phillip
Rae: Patrick
Beth: Petunia
If any of you do not wish to participate, then let me know!
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
March 12, 2025 at 6:38 pm #199849@theducktator, @raxforge, @loopylin, @savannah_grace2009 @rae @beth-torres
One more thing, the votes are due march 20th, TYSM
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
March 12, 2025 at 7:56 pm #199850March 12, 2025 at 8:22 pm #199851Palmer was the first one to make a move… He seemed awkward making his statement, but despite not knowing enough evidence, he still stated his case.
“I believe it is… Paisley… she has been acting strange in these recent events! Besides, Pax has been helping us this whole time!” – Palmer stated.
(BTW tysm Andrew for voting!!!!!)
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
March 12, 2025 at 9:22 pm #199856@the_lost-journal you’re welcome
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#AnduthForever (Lord Willing)March 12, 2025 at 9:42 pm #199859Official KP archivist ✨
March 12, 2025 at 9:47 pm #199860March 12, 2025 at 9:50 pm #199861After Parsley saw Palmers bravery, and the way Paisley tensed up, she finally had the courage to speak. “I.. I don’t mean anything against you… of course… but I think it is Pax… He has too much stacked against him.” – Parsley
“I understand…” – Pax said calmly, but on the inside he was panicking, so was Paisley
(TYSM FOR VOTING!)
I wish you could vote Piper XD she is the one person that we are 100% sure she is a killer
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
March 12, 2025 at 10:48 pm #199862Oops, I missed that we couldn’t vote Piper. Paisley then.
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it hard enough.
March 13, 2025 at 8:49 am #199868(Yeah, that is fine!)
Polly had her opinion, but just like the others, she didn’t know much, and didn’t care to learn more. “Paisley! Why have you done this?” – Polly accused
“Fine, you have your right, but if anyone would even care to hear me, than they would understand that I am innocent!” – Paisley
“pfft. stop your lying!” – Pax
(Tysm for voting!)
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
March 13, 2025 at 10:10 am #199873March 13, 2025 at 10:48 am #199883Paisley was holding back tears, she could not believe what she just heard. “I know it’s Paisley!” – Petunia yelled
“Why..?” – Paisley starred.
“I find it fascinating that you all vote, without knowing the information…” – Pax
“What is that supposed to mean!?” – Petunia frustratedly raised her voice
“I mean I haven’t gotten to say my alibi, and neither has Paisley… even though I am innocent, I still want this to be fair! Would any of you like to hear my side and then Paisley’s side? Or will you all keep going around, ignorant as ever?” – Pax inquired
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
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