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Have you drank water today?
On behalf of the entire duck kingdom, I would like to thank Potato news 64 for this great honor. Except for Piper. We don’t approve of Piper. With utmost gratitude, and no small amount of concern, the kingdom of the ducks would like to offer foreign aid in the the form of emotional support teddy bears, and our deepest condolences for your loss.
To err is human; to arr is pirate.
“Did you see the news?!” – Phillip
“Yeah! I am so glad that THE ducktator approved of us!” – Polly
“And we get teddy bears?! How cool!” – Pristina
“Yeah! And it’s all because of Palmer!” – Petunia
“Really?! Wow, I am so honored.” – Palmer blushes
“What the avocado, why does the queen of ducks hate me so much?!” – Piper
“Hm… wonder why.” – Palmer
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“Welcome to potato news! We apologize for this getting out later than usual!” – Phillip
“Hello! I am Pristina, and this is Phillip!” – Pristina
“Welcome again! Now lets just head right into it, we have some goo-” – Phillip
“ahhhhhahahaAHHHHHHHH *CRASH!” – ???
“Poppy?!” – Pristina
“Poppy…?” – Phillip
“Ugh..” – Poppy
“Out first story is with the gerbils! They are beginning to make peace with us! We even have given them most of down town to run their own shops! And moved the potato shops!” – Phillip
“We interviewed a gerbil off the streets, here is what she has to say:” – Pristina
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“Hello, I am very excited to be in potato city, personally, I hate to eat potatoes and would rather be neighbors than enemies!” – Greta
“That is so nice! So why did you move out of Cageia?” – Polly
“Well, I found it a little cramped in there, if you know what I mean! I was also getting really bored, I felt like starting my own local business. I am sorry to all the potatoes that I ruined…” – Greta
“I am sure they forgive you! Their businesses are being re-open! And now people can visit your local business! Which is?” – Polly
“Oil and potato works!” – Greta
“Interesting! Now back to the desk!” – Polly
“What a sweet story, an evil no good rotten worth nothing gerbil comes out of her shell! And even supports the potato businesses!” – Pristina
“You know I can still hear you, right?” – Greta
“UH! NEXT STORY!” – Pristina
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“Something strange happened to the bread army that was just attacking us! They just suddenly had holes bit in the middle of them! And we don’t know why or how.” – Phillip
“Yes it is strange. And we assume it has to do with someone who is helping us! But at the same time, the bread seems stronger now…” – Pristina
“Uhhwaugh… Can… can someone help me up?” – Poppy
“As you can see… Um… Very… scary? Okay let’s be honest, that is clearly photoshop.” – Pristina
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“We just got news that one of the missing potatoes was just spotted! She was walking down a road, people who saw her report that she was smiling, looking content with herself and not a care.” – Philip
“But that ended when a police came and picked her up… The officer said that she was very quit, avoided eye contact and never fully answered her questions.” – Pristina
“The one who was found is named, Peretz. She is still being asked questions, and this is what she has said so far.” – Phillip
“I don’t know where we were… It was me and a bunch of other potatoes… then the next thing I know I was removed from them. I found myself on a road, and I celebrated… I was so happy to escape!” – Peretz
“Well what happened in there?” – Officer
“I don’t know?” – Peretz
“Why did the locals say you had a care free attitude?” – Officer
“What… they cray cray or somtim!” – Peretz
“As you can see, she definitely is not hiding anything! And has told the whole truth!” – Prisitna
“The Potato Olympics are still going strong! So hop over to channel whatever if you want more details!” – Phillip
“So Patrick just got back to us with big news! There is a potato famine going on!” – Pristina gasps
“If you look out in the streets, not a single potato!” – Phillip
“Yes.” – Patrick
“Is that everything?” – Pristina
“Yes.” – Patrick
“Uhhh.. ugh… ufh… *goran*” – Poppy
“Well that is everything! Thank you for watching…” – Phillip
“Potato City News!” – Pristina, Phillip, and Poppy
“Only one channel 64!” – Pristina
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
There is a note on the wall, tacked on by a garden spade cover in potato guts. The note reads, “Long live the Lord of the Squirrels. Down with the Queen of the Ducks”
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)“Oh, what’s this? EW! This looks like the lunch that Parsley likes to eat. Vomit!… Hmmmm… Down with the duck queen huh? Sounds interesting…” – Piper begins to smile, a sinister smile.
*Phillip walks in*
“Oh hey Piper! How’s it-…. What is that?!” – Phillip
“Oh, it looks like guts… But potatoes don’t have guts… So idk whos they are.” – Piper rolls her eyes
“…? BLEH! I can’t believe you can look at that!” – Phillip turns and vomits.
*Piper quickly hides the note*
“Yeah… I know right! It is soo gross! Ewy! Um, I have to go.” – Piper
“Bleh… we need a janitor or something!” – Phillip
“I know! PARSLEY!” – Piper
“What…?” – Parsley
“Clean this up!” – Piper leaves
“Whatever….” – Parsley grabs cleaning supplies and begins to clean.
*meanwhile with Piper*
“I think I’ll find this guy… and give him a helping hand. MWA HA HA HA HA-” – Piper gets cut off
“Are you laughing alone in the dark again Piper?” – Patricia
“PATRICIA! SHUT UP!!!!!” – Piper
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
Yeah, Piper, I wOnDeR wHy.
*parachuting ducks begin to descend with emotional support teddy bears*
To err is human; to arr is pirate.
SPECIAL POTATO NEWS!
After hours
“And it should be all cleaned!” – Parsley
“Nice job!” – Patricia walks over to Parsley
“Thanks, it took forever! Hey, do you wanna go and get something to eat? Me and Polly were planing on going to the new gerbil restaurant! It’s called, The Munch.” – Parsley
“Oh! That would be fun! Thanks for inviting me!” – Patricia smiles warmly
“You welcome!” – Parsley returns the smile
…
“PARSLEY! CLEAN UP THIS MESS IN THE MAIN NEWS STORY ROOM!!!!!” – Piper
“Ugh, be right back!” – Parsley
“Okay, good luck, Piper is really annoying.” – Patricia
“You don’t have to tell me that.” – Parsley
…
“Oh! Poppy are you okay?” – Parsley
“Ugh…mmphmmhph…” – Poppy
“Uh, here… Sit here… I’ll drive you to the hospital once I am done!” – Parsley
“T-thanks…” – Poppy
…
“Hey, just got back to clock out!” – Patrick
“Don’t you have work to do first?” – Pristina
“Nope… Hey Pax, you good?” – Patrick
“… … … no… … …” – Pax
“Why not?” – Patrick
“The bathroom mirror… it is moving… my reflection is moving…” – Pax
“… Okay….” – Patrick
“I’ll turn off the lights tonight Pax, and lock up!” – Pristina
“Really?!” – Pax
“Yeah. You go see a therapist or something.” – Pristina
“Welp, I am going home! See ya!” – Patrick leaves. And soon Pax, Peter, Petunia, and Paisley.
…
“Finally clean! Alright guys, let’s go!” – Parsley
“Yay! I haven’t gone to a restaurant in so long!” – Polly
Polly, Patricia, and Parsley leave.
…
Soon Piper and Phillip leave… But not Pristina… or Poppy.
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
Yeah, Piper, I wOnDeR wHy.
What are you referring to?
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
This interaction:
“What the avocado, why does the queen of ducks hate me so much?!” – Piper
“Hm… wonder why.” – Palmer
To err is human; to arr is pirate.
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