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RIP Poppy. Potato Lives Matter…😂😂😂 This is awesome.
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You are so funny
I LOVE THIS
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“Good morning and welcome back to potato news! I’m Phillip and am joined with Petunia!” – Phillip
“Ha, ha! Hello! We are so excited to be back! And as you see, @raxforge’s attempts failed to shut us down!” – Petunia
“As we all know, today is the day of the Potato Olympics!” – Petunia
“But we are going to go over local news before going into the Olympics!” – Phillip
“Our first story being on how a royal duck is visiting Potato City! She has even left so many nice reviews of our news station!” – Petunia
“YEAH! Her name is @theducktator, The most esteemed feathered one, we welcome you to our city!” – Phillip
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“Other local news, a giant gerbil army has just been spotted down town! They are running through the streets and taking over local businesses! So make sure you watch out, other wise these gerbils will close down you small businesses!” – Petunia
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“Now let’s see how our five day forecast is going, with Paisley!” – Phillip
“I just don’t get how something that cute can be that evil!” – Phillip
“I hate weather.” – Paisley
“Great! So what is happening this week?” – Petunia
“Well as you se behind me, Tuesday we have rain, high of 68, a low of 41! Wednesday we have sun, with high of 77 and a low of 44…. How does that happen?! Anyway! On Thursday there will be some sun, mostly cloudy we have a high of 72 and a low of 40, then on Friday we get a colder sunny day, 58 high and 38 low! And somehow on Saturday there is snow… even though it is almost spring… High of 40 and a low of 37… so get out those heavier blankets.” – Paisley
“Thanks!” Petunia
“Quick news break!” – Phillip
“Huh? We don’t have news breaks on Fridays… Wait… Why does the five day outlook skip Monday and Sunday…?” – Petunia
“Well to be fair no one cares about Mondays… And Sunday I guess is… Idk!” – Phillip
“Well it is time for our random news hour!” Petunia
“Indeed! We were interviewing a random potato off the street and heres what he had to say!” – Phillip
“My brother used to break into my house, he would break in and steal the tv!” – random potato
“But now, he’s dead.” Phillip
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“The potato eater still hasn’t gotten back to us with those other questions, so let’s talk about the olympics!” – Petunia
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“Our first winner was Percy! He won the fryer jump contest.” – Phillip
“His jump was the cleanest jump and had a nice splash, his technique: The cannon ball!” – Petunia
“I know! Can you believe that Preston tried the triple double barrel flip?! What an idiot! Like that would make him win the contest.” – Phillip
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“And next we have the score for the ketchup skating! With the highest score, it appears that Pixy won the contest for woman’s skating, and Poirot won the mans skating!” – Phillip
“And live now, is the potato ball olympic game! We are going to see who gets the win!” – Petunia
“And Palmer passes to Prince! He Prince runs up the field…” – Phillip
“Pedro intercepts! He takes the ball, and kicks it to Pilar and scores!!!!” – Petunia
“Looks like the Spanish potatoes won.” Pristina
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“The final game is the couch potato game! We are seeing whom the winner is…” – Petunia
“Points are in, it is @Loopylin! She sat on her couch for 48 straight hours to watch the potato olympics!” – Phillip
“Thank you for watching…” – Phillip
“Potato City News!” – Petunia and Phillip
“Only on channel 64.” – Petunia
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
*squirrel runs into the news station killing the manager with a garden spade, then runs away before anyone can catch him*
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“What the heck just happened!!??” – Petunia
“Pa-Paris…??? PARIS!!!!!” – Phillip
*Pristina and Polly enter*
“What happened?!” – Polly
“Why, why, why, why?! Who would do this?!” – Pristina
“She has children at home!!” – Polly *cries*
“M-mom…?” Patricia runs in
“Oh yeah.. she is the mangers daughter, not the boss’s….” – Pristina
“NOOOOO!!!!!!!!” Patricia
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
What if squirrels kidnapped the Duck Queen… *presses secret button behind his back*
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It seems like you’re trying to have an all-out war here between ducks, potatoes and squirrels!
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Andrew pointed me to this topic and I’m glad he did, this was very amusing to read through!
Wonderful and unique idea, as all your topics seem to be. Well done!
You need French Toast.
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