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!!! PROGRAM HACKED!!!
“Welcome, my tater-tot munchers.
Today, we have been prosecuted by the world. Those who believe our cause to be tasteless have cast an iron grip upon our communications. They broadcast to all, painting us as villains for liking quality food.
Today, I ask you to rise up. This world is in need of a revolution. Eat mashed potatoes, eat chips. Above all, eat French fries.
Together, our cult shall rise from the ashes of the fryer.”
The exhaustion is strong with this one
*Potatoes who saw that begin to scream*
“AHHHHHH” – Phill, Pristina, Patrica, Patrick, Poppy, and Peter
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
Someone has way too much time on their hands, lol
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)“Good morning! Welcome back to Potato news 64! I am Polly! And I am here with Pristina!” – Polly
“Yes! Our last host, Phill, was… taken care of.” – Pristina
“They didn’t like how he yelled at Patricia so much, especially since she IS the boss’ daughter!” – Polly
“Heh… like I would ever yell at Patrica…” – Pristina
“Well we have a lot of interesting sorties this morning! Including the upcoming Potato Olympics!” – Polly
“Right you are Polly! The stories we have today are: Riots break out to stop the carnage of potato eating, evil man threatens our news station, storm left many people homeless and horse-less, and the leader of the potato eating cult has just been arrested! So stayed tuned! Right after this message!”
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“Have you ever been so bored at home that you don’t even know what the word fun is?!” – Commercial Potato guy
“Yeah!” – tv potato
“Well than you’re in luck! Introducing…. THE GARDEN SPADE!” – Commercial Potato guy
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“But what does-” – tv potato
“BUT WHAT DOES IT DO YOU SAY?! I actually don’t know… But buy it now!!!!!!!!!!!! We just want your money!!!!!!!!” – Commercial Potato guy
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“What a nice commercial! Now with our first story, we are going to talk about the awful storm that just hit! And how it impacted many potatoes!” – Polly’
“Uh huh! We have Pax live with a mother and daughter at their destroyed house!” – Pristina
“Pax is the nervous one, ha ha!” – Pristina
“H-hello everyone… I am joined with Paige and Paulina here… Th- their house was just destroyed by th- the storm…” – Pax
“Hey, where is Poppy?” Polly
“Oh, she blew away in the storm. Never saw her again.” – Pristina
“You are just going to smile and shrug that off???” – Polly
“We have more important things” – Pristina
“Mommy! Look! I am famous!!!!!” – Paige
“Is there anything y-you would like to tell the camera?” – Pax
“My daddy died :)” – Paige
“Oh my…” Polly
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“Onto our next story! A evil man that goes by the name of “Andrew” or @raxforge just threatened our news station!!!!!!” – Pristina
“He left the unruly comment ‘Someone has too much free time, lol’! As you can see, threatening us!” – Polly
“So if we shut down one day, it is all Andrew’s fault!!!!!!!!!!!” – Pristina
“Now we have an interviewer who has just interviewed the evil potato murder! He will be reporting to us once he is done!” – Polly
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
“Our final story has to do with the potato riots, begin held right outside of where Whaley is being interviewed! Here is a street view!” – Pristina
“As you see, the new quote of the year is, POTATO LIVES MATTER!” – Polly
“I love when a group of angry people stand up for what is right by walking around a city and closing off all the streets!” – Pristina
“Um… sure…” – Polly
“And tomorrow is the start of the potato olympics! So make sure to watch for that!” – Pristina
“Thank you for watching…” – Pristina
“Potato City News!” – Pristina and Polly
“Only on channel 64!” – Polly
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
@whalekeeper them nothing… *finger over the throat gesture*
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)*suspiciously buys a lot of garden spades*
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)“hm… I wonder what happens if you take the first letter of the news reports from last update? Let’s see, so we have: Potato Olympics, Riots, Evil man, Storms, and Leader captured. Well if you scramble them wound you get ‘portels’… but spelled incorrectly… maybe it’s in a dif-” – Patricia
“PATRICIA! THE VIEWERS WERE SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT!!!!!” – Pristina
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
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