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@lightoverdarkness6. I love those so much, lol. XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Asher: I’LL BAKE THE STUPID COOKIES AT 240,000,000 DEGREES FOR A MILLISECOND!
Dylan: DON’T-
Asher: 240,000,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 MICROSECOND!!!
Dylan: YOU WOULDN’T DARE-
Asher: MAKE ME–*DIES OF LAUGHTER* XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
@everybody
These are so funny!!! XD XD XD
Write what should not be forgotten. — Isabel Allende
@freedomwriter76
I love those so much, lol. XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Thank you!! LOLOL Yeah!! 😀
*DIES OF LAUGHTER* XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
XDXDXD Thanks so much!!!! LOL, yeah, that’s Asher and Dylan for ya!!
(Btw…love your new pfp XD! Me and my brother are actually planning on beginning the 4th Avengers movie tomorrow!)
Thank you!!
#HugRikerSquad
Ooooooo these are the best XD
Here are some of mine. (excuse the repeats)
(This one is slightly modified)
Teilo: Time for plan G.
Ingrid: Don’t you mean plan B?
Teilo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Evander: What about plan D?
Teilo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Zules: What about plan E?
Teilo: I’m hoping not to use it. Derek dies in plan E.
Evander, Ingrid, Zules, and Luca: *looks of shock*
Derek: OH, THANKS.
Teilo:
Teilo: I did say I was hoping not to use it.
Teilo: I think Evander was right.
Derek: I’m surprised they haven’t marched in here to say ‘I told you so.’
Luca: They wouldn’t do that.
Evander: You’re right, Luca. For once in your life, you’re 100% right. I would never say that.
Evander: *turns around, the shirt they’re wearing says ‘Evander Told You So’ on the back*
Evander, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Teilo, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Derek, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Luca, trembling: What are we playing
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Teilo please come to the front desk?
Teilo, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Brayden and Aileen*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Brayden and Aileen, simultaneously: We got lost 🙁
Teilo: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Aileen: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Brayden, amazed: Wow…
Teilo, to Brayden: Well what does that mean?
Brayden: I don’t know.
Brayden, to Aileen: What does that mean?
Aileen:
*cricket noises in the background*
"...I did not say to the seed of Jacob, 'Seek Me in vain..."
(Part of) Isaiah 45:19Evander, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Teilo, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Derek, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Luca, trembling: What are we playing
My favorite!! ^ XDXDXD
Write what should not be forgotten. — Isabel Allende
XD Siblings being siblings
Teilo: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Aileen: We got spring water
Teilo: NO.
Brayden: with EXTRA minerals
Aileen: it’s like licking a stalagmite
Teilo: DON’T COME HOME.
Brayden: Mmmmm cave water
"...I did not say to the seed of Jacob, 'Seek Me in vain..."
(Part of) Isaiah 45:19This is great!
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Joy: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Athanasius: …I did. I broke it.
Joy: No. No you didn’t. Ezekiel?
Ezekiel: Don’t look at me. Look at Perpetua.
Perpetua: What?! I didn’t break it.
Ezekiel: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Perpetua: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Ezekiel: Suspicious.
Michaela: No, it’s not!
Raphael: If it matters, probably not, but Christabelle was the last one to use it.
Christabelle: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Michaela: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Christabelle: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Michaela!
Athanasius: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it.
Joy: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Ezekiel: Joy.. Malachi’s been awfully quiet.
Malachi: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Joy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Joy: I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Joy:
Joy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.
Josh: So what’s for dinner?
Ayla, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.
Carlos: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Ayla: My record is four, but I think I can do it.The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.
Raphael: Hey Joy,
Joy: Yes?
Raphael: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Joy:
Joy: Where’s Ezekiel?Ayla: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.
Suzette: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them.
Josh: Hey, it’s your turn to wash dishes.
Ayla: I’LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Josh: ‘Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.
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