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I saw both of those but didn’t know how to incorporate them into my story. 😉😂😂
My sister and I just found a bunch for two of my characters. Some of them are tweaked a good deal to make them fit better.
Zlatan: Is stabbing someone wrong?
Vulkasin: Not if it’s self defense.
DaithÃ: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Wilkins: Um, YES?!?
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Wilkins: How should I deal with my enemies?
DaithÃ: Kill them.
Wilkins: That’s a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.
DaithÃ: Kill them only a little?
Wilkins: …?!
DaithÃ: …
Wilkins: I don’t think it works that way.
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Wilkins: What is your biggest weakness?
DaithÃ: I can be uncooperative.
Wilkins: Okay, can you give me an example?
DaithÃ: No.
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Wilkins: Remember when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
DaithÃ: Attempted?
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Wilkins: Can you keep a secret?
DaithÃ: Do you know anything about my life?
Wilkins: No. Good point.
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DaithÃ: I can explain.
Wilkins: Can you?
DaithÃ: If you give me ten seconds to think of a good lie.
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Wilkins: Violence isn’t the answer.
DaithÃ: You’re right.
Wilkins: *sighs in relief*
DaithÃ: Violence is the question.
Wilkins: What?
DaithÃ, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Wilkins, running after him: NO-
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Wilkins: God, give me patience.
DaithÃ: I think you mean ‘give me strength’.
Wilkins: If God gave me strength, you’d be dead.
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Wilkins: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
DaithÃ: You mean literally or figuratively?
Wilkins: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify…
First Grand Historian of Arreth and the Lesser Realms (aka Kitty)
Fork the Gork@koshka YESSS I LUV THEM SO MUCH!!! Btw!! I reaaaally wanna read ur book!!!!! Like seriously. Can I be like a beta reader or something like fr!!!!
I cannot wait, and is Daithà and Wilkins in the same book as Zlatan and Vulkasin??
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#ProtectSebAwww…thank you. I’m hoping to have the first draft of Hearts of Gold done by next December, and of course you can beta read!
Wilkins is in the first book (SPOILER: he is the major reason Zlatan finds redemption). Daithà is in the book too, I suppose, as an unnamed fox prisoner. Neither get a point of view untill the second book, Walls of Stone.
First Grand Historian of Arreth and the Lesser Realms (aka Kitty)
Fork the Gork@koshka WHY WAS I AFRAID U WERE GOING TO SAY THAT ABOUT WILKINS 😠HE’S ONE OF THE KIDS ZLATAN TALKS ABOUT ISN’T HE?!?!?! AHHHHHHHH
*screams into pillow then yeets baby into protection squad*
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#ProtectSeb*Hides behind blanket*
I’M SORRY!!!!! He makes it out, I promise!
First Grand Historian of Arreth and the Lesser Realms (aka Kitty)
Fork the GorkWait NO! You can’t take him away?!
*Hides under blanket to plot how to get him back*
First Grand Historian of Arreth and the Lesser Realms (aka Kitty)
Fork the GorkWilkins: Shouldn’t you be afraid?
DaithÃ: Fear is an emotion. As such it is irrational. As a rational being, I avoid all such irrational notions.
Wilkins: I should be afraid.
First Grand Historian of Arreth and the Lesser Realms (aka Kitty)
Fork the GorkTehehehe! This stuff reminds me of something I wrote a while back. Edgar E. Einstein & Ben
Ben: “So, what do you think of the plan? Any suggestions?”
Edgar: “Well first, it’s stupid, second, it won’t work, and thirdly, it will likely get us all killed if not worse.”
Ben: “Oh. . . I thought it was a good plan.”
Edgar: “It was definitely a plan, but calling it good is like calling clam chowder made with chicken, beef stew.
Ben: “Oh. . . Wait, could we go back to the part about us all dying or worse? What could be worse?”
Edgar: “Being force fed chowder chicken stew.”
Ben: “Oh, right. . . What?”
Edgar: “Don’t worry, I’ll come up with a brilliant plan all on my own. I will save the day! So, you can go sit in the corner until I’m finished, that’s a good boy.”
Ben: “Oh, okay. . . Can you even make chicken chowder out of beef clams?”
Edgar: “What?!”
Ben: “I love eggs!”
Edgar: “You love eggs?”
Ben: “Yes! They’re so cute and roundish!”
Edgar: “Okay?”
Ben: “Also, without them we wouldn’t have bacon!”
Edgar: “. . . Bacon comes from pigs, not chickens.”
Ben: “I know!”
Ben: “The wind feels so good!”
Edgar: “Yes it does. Supposedly, African dust can be blown all the way across the pacific ocean to us here in the US.”
Ben: “Really? I could be breathing in, Africa? Exotic!”
Edgar: “Yah. . . They have some really weird diseases over there.”
Ben: “Aaaaaaaaaa!”
Ben: “What do you think would happen if I put a spoon in the blender?”
Edgar: “It would probably break the blender.”
Ben: “What about the spoon?”
Edgar: “What about the spoon?”
Ben: “Would the spoon probably break too?”
Edgar: “How am I supposed to know?”
Ben: “Well, it did.”
Ben: “Are most spiders poisonous?”
Edgar: “No, but most of them are venomous.”
Ben: “Oh. . . What’s the difference?”
Edgar: “Poisonous means, if you bite it you get sick. Venomous means, if it bites you, you get sick.”
Ben: “No, I mean, what is the difference between the venomous ones and the non venomous ones? Are they bigger, or browner, or hairier than the others?”
Edgar: “I must admit that I don’t know, but supposedly there are so many spiders in the world that one is within ten feet of you at all times.”
Ben: “I guess that’s right. The one on your back is definitely within ten feet.”
You will love what you spend time with.
@power THOSE. ARE. AMZING!!! How do u come up with this stuff?!?
TEACH ME UR WAYS 😠XD XD
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#ProtectSebWWHHH this is the best I love it
If you can’t tell I’m in a Bronwen mood so my other charries have mostly been neglected heheMercedes: So what do you do?
Bronwen: I work in genetic research, and I’m currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Mercedes: Wow, impressive.
Bronwen: Then I’ll move on to Leos.Mercedes: Do you take constructive criticism?
Bronwen: I only take cash or credit.Denver: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Bronwen: Thank you
Denver: I didn’t say that was a good thing
Bronwen: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funnyThomas: *gets down on one knee*
November: Oh my gosh it’s finally happening
Thomas: *falls over*
November: the poison is kicking in 😀Bronwen: You know, I’m starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Mercedes, drinking toast: Why do you say that?Sembry: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It’s terrible for the environment!
November: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!Monsters creep
In the silent dark-deep
In the filling-eye hills
In the shriveled hand-keeplol, I love them! The ones with November, Sembry, and Thomas especially XD
🎵It takes a long time to wait 🌻
@ava-blue BAHAHA!
those are GREAT! Love the cancer one!!
it was soooo weird reading the November ones tho tbh! Ur November is girl right?
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#ProtectSeb@loopylin ty 😀 Those ones were fun mwahaha
@godlyfantasy12 I was thinking that too XDYeah, this is my November in the pic, she’s a vampire. Sembry (a human) is her best friend and Thomas (another vampire) is her arch-nemesis but also Sembry’s love interest. I don’t have any good pictures of Thomas and Sembry, unfortunately, but they’re both bookworms.
Monsters creep
In the silent dark-deep
In the filling-eye hills
In the shriveled hand-keep@ava-blue cool! Total opposite of my November XD!!!
this is my baby 😂 (when he’s older with his future wife and son, but yea)
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