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lol those are hilarious! I know what the chocolate quote is from. And I love imagining Nyx’s little paws tapping out Morse code XD
“Nothing says autumn like slurpin’ apples.” -my uncle
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That Morse code one 😂 Thanks for sharing!
@sarafini @esther-c
If y’all ever try it out I’d love to see yours!
Nice to meet you, and thank you! I’m not on KP a lot anymore because of time (senior year is quite busy lol), but I do pop in every now and then, so I hope I’ll get to chat with ya more!
@joy-caroline @arien @sarafini @esther-c @godlyfantasy12 @loopylin
Okay, so as soon as I saw this, I loved it, and found an incorrect quote generator and made some!! Heres one.
Dylan: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Iris: What did you do?
Dylan: Nobody died.
Iris: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!Dylan: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Iris: You’re a hazard to society
Asher: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Dylan, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Iris: You did WHAT–
Asher: William Snakepeare
XDXD If y’all want more, I have some. 🙂
#HugRikerSquad
@lightoverdarkness6 YESSS I’VE DONE SOME OF THOSE SAME QUOTES XD XD
#IfMarcelDiesIRiot
#ProtectMarcel
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Ok. @joy-caroline @lightoverdarkness6 @arien @esther-c @godlyfantasy12 @loopylin
I binged like 4 incorrect quote generators. 3 of them had swear words so I had to find one that didn’t. Here are some funny ones for my current WIP trilogy (I’ll have to look for more tomorrow):
This one has some background to it so it’s not all the incorrect quote:
Kyle: I need some help with math. I have no idea who else to ask.
Alec: Well, I’m incredibly fast at math.
Kyle: Ok. 1st question. What’s 30×17?
Alec: 47.
Kyle: that couldn’t even be remotely correct. It’s x not +!
Alec: Well, it was fast.
Kyle: Ok. I’ll give you that. I’m not coming to you for accuracy in the future though.
Alec: Probably a good idea.I changed this one to make it more accurate for my story.
Alec: Help me Kyle! I told Jessica I’d cook us dinner tonight.
Kyle (burning the water he’s boiling for tea) And you came to me for help?I also changed this one to make it more accurate and funnier.
Kyle: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Alec: As sure as I am smart.
Jessica: In that case, we’re definitely lost.Jessica: Can you be serious for 5 minutes?
Alec: My record is 4 but I think I can do it.Kyle: If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Alec: Of course, I can’t flip this table by myself.I’m thinking about using that marshmallow one. Lol.
@sarafini BAHAHA I LOVE THOSE!!!
@lightoverdarkness6 @arien @loopylin @joy-caroline @esther-c Imma post some more!(Imma try to post not in pic form cuz some of the pics don’t want to work)
Jocelyn: Oh, hey, I didn’t see you come in! You
should have come by and said hello!
Corvina: Oh! Yeah, I uh.
Corvina: Didn’t want to bother you.
Corvina: Or talk to or listen to or be around you…November: So, what are we doing?
Grimm: Wasting our lives.
November: I meant for lunch…Arabella: Nyx, gather the others. We need to have
another Jocelyn-is-doing-something-stupid-again-
and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone
convention.November, sweating: Arabella, there’s something I
need to ask you-
Arabella: Finally! You’re proposing!
November: How’d you know?
Arabella: November, you’ve dropped the ring five
times during dinner.
Arabella: I even picked it up once.November, to Arabella: We had a date!
November:
*aggressively points to Hello Kitty
Coloring Book*Arabella: Just a minute. I need to go take out the
trash.
November: Oh. We’re going out?
Arabella: Wh…#IfMarcelDiesIRiot
#ProtectMarcel
#ProtectSebI did some! @godlyfantasy12 @joy-caroline @lightoverdarkness6
Dante: Do you trust me?
Ellie: No.
Dante: what?
Eddie: Smart girl
These are some new charries, but…
Lois: You’re an assassin?!?Felicity: We’ve been friends for literally two days. Why are you so shocked?
Lois: I just thought I’d get a normal friend for once.
Felicity: What do you mean “for once”?
Dante: …and then I set the fire.
Eddie: No fire.
Dante: But-
Eddie: No.
Ellie: Since when do we accept pyromaniacs to this team?
“Nothing says autumn like slurpin’ apples.” -my uncle
@loopylin XD XD XD
I LUV THE DANTE AND THE TWINS ONES 🤣 YESSS
#IfMarcelDiesIRiot
#ProtectMarcel
#ProtectSebThat last one especially lol
#IfMarcelDiesIRiot
#ProtectMarcel
#ProtectSebNovember, sweating: Arabella, there’s something I
need to ask you-
Arabella: Finally! You’re proposing!
November: How’d you know?
Arabella: November, you’ve dropped the ring five
times during dinner.
Arabella: I even picked it up once.XDXDXDXD
"And so I left this world just as I had entered it. Confused."
Pwease pwease pwease tell me what website this is somebody 🙏
Monsters creep
In the silent dark-deep
In the filling-eye hills
In the shriveled hand-keephttps://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/
“Nothing says autumn like slurpin’ apples.” -my uncle
I made a bunch more : P
Dante: We need to get through this locked door. Ellie, give me your credit card. Ellie : Here.
Dante, pocketing it: Thanks. Eddie, kick down the door.Ellie: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Eddie: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the policeEllie: Where are you going?
Dante: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there. Wanna come?Ellie: This is a mistake
Eddie, enthusiastically: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!
Ellie: But not today
Eddie, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today’s going to be a messEddie: While I’m gone, Dante, you’re in charge.
Dante: Yes!!!
Eddie, whispering: Ellie, you’re secretly in charge.
Ellie: Obviously.Eddie: HELP! I TOLD ELLIE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Dante, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Eddie: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Dante: The car takes a screenshot
Ellie: Neither of you should be driving.Carter: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Carter and Simon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Carmen: Our turn, Beth! One, two, three- vanilla!
Beth, deadpan: I’ve never had cake, what is cake.Carter: You lying, cheating, jerk!
Carmen: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Carter: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SIMON WITH ME
Beth, picking up the monopoly board: Okay, I think we’re gonna stop playing now.Carter: Carmen, I’m sad.
Carmen: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay
Simon: Beth, I’m sad.
Beth, nodding: mood.Beth: Why are Carter and Carmen sitting with their backs to each other?
Simon: They had a fight.
Beth: Then why are they holding hands?
Simon: They get sad when they fight.Carter, trying to convince Aurivis to join the group: You know… I thought it’d be good to have someone come along who’s really… strong!
Simon: And loud!
Carmen: And grumpy!
Beth: And oblivious to reality!
Aurivis:“Nothing says autumn like slurpin’ apples.” -my uncle
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