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  • #126405
    Loopy
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      @godlyfantasy12

      lol those are hilarious! I know what the chocolate quote is from. And I love imagining Nyx’s little paws tapping out Morse code XD

      “Nothing says autumn like slurpin’ apples.” -my uncle

      #126407
      GodlyFantasy12
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        @loopylin @sarafini @esther-c @arien thx!! I have LITERALLY TONS (I said I have like 300 🤣) more if u want me to share

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        #126416
        Anonymous
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          @godlyfantasy12

          That Morse code one 😂 Thanks for sharing!

          @sarafini @esther-c

          If y’all ever try it out I’d love to see yours!


          @arien

          Nice to meet you, and thank you! I’m not on KP a lot anymore because of time (senior year is quite busy lol), but I do pop in every now and then, so I hope I’ll get to chat with ya more!

          #126452
          Light
          @lightoverdarkness6
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            @joy-caroline @arien @sarafini @esther-c @godlyfantasy12 @loopylin

            Okay, so as soon as I saw this, I loved it, and found an incorrect quote generator and made some!! Heres one.

            Dylan: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
            Iris: What did you do?
            Dylan: Nobody died.
            Iris: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

             

            Dylan: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

            Iris: You’re a hazard to society

            Asher: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

             

            Dylan, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

            Iris: You did WHAT–

            Asher: William Snakepeare

            XDXD If y’all want more, I have some. 🙂

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            #126454
            GodlyFantasy12
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              @lightoverdarkness6 YESSS I’VE DONE SOME OF THOSE SAME QUOTES XD XD

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              #126457
              Anonymous
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                Ok. @joy-caroline @lightoverdarkness6 @arien @esther-c @godlyfantasy12 @loopylin

                I binged like 4 incorrect quote generators. 3 of them had swear words so I had to find one that didn’t. Here are some funny ones for my current WIP trilogy (I’ll have to look for more tomorrow):

                This one has some background to it so it’s not all the incorrect quote:

                Kyle: I need some help with math. I have no idea who else to ask.
                Alec: Well, I’m incredibly fast at math.
                Kyle: Ok. 1st question. What’s 30×17?
                Alec: 47.
                Kyle: that couldn’t even be remotely correct. It’s x not +!
                Alec: Well, it was fast.
                Kyle: Ok. I’ll give you that. I’m not coming to you for accuracy in the future though.
                Alec: Probably a good idea.

                I changed this one to make it more accurate for my story.

                Alec: Help me Kyle! I told Jessica I’d cook us dinner tonight.
                Kyle (burning the water he’s boiling for tea) And you came to me for help?

                I also changed this one to make it more accurate and funnier.

                Kyle: Are you sure this is the right direction?
                Alec: As sure as I am smart.
                Jessica: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

                Jessica: Can you be serious for 5 minutes?
                Alec: My record is 4 but I think I can do it.

                 

                Kyle: If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
                Alec: Of course, I can’t flip this table by myself.

                 


                @lightoverdarkness6

                I’m thinking about using that marshmallow one. Lol.

                #126463
                GodlyFantasy12
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                  @sarafini BAHAHA I LOVE THOSE!!!

                   


                  @lightoverdarkness6
                  @arien @loopylin @joy-caroline @esther-c Imma post some more!

                   

                  (Imma try to post not in pic form cuz some of the pics don’t want to work)

                   

                   

                  Jocelyn: Oh, hey, I didn’t see you come in! You
                  should have come by and said hello!
                  Corvina: Oh! Yeah, I uh.
                  Corvina: Didn’t want to bother you.
                  Corvina: Or talk to or listen to or be around you…

                   

                  November: So, what are we doing?
                  Grimm: Wasting our lives.
                  November: I meant for lunch…

                   

                  Arabella: Nyx, gather the others. We need to have
                  another Jocelyn-is-doing-something-stupid-again-
                  and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone
                  convention.

                   

                  November, sweating: Arabella, there’s something I
                  need to ask you-
                  Arabella: Finally! You’re proposing!
                  November: How’d you know?
                  Arabella: November, you’ve dropped the ring five
                  times during dinner.
                  Arabella: I even picked it up once.

                   

                  November, to Arabella: We had a date!
                  November:
                  *aggressively points to Hello Kitty
                  Coloring Book*

                  Arabella: Just a minute. I need to go take out the
                  trash.
                  November: Oh. We’re going out?
                  Arabella: Wh…

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                  #126602
                  Loopy
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                    I did some! @godlyfantasy12 @joy-caroline @lightoverdarkness6

                     

                    Dante: Do you trust me?

                    Ellie: No.

                    Dante: what?

                    Eddie: Smart girl

                     

                    These are some new charries, but…
                    Lois: You’re an assassin?!?

                    Felicity: We’ve been friends for literally two days. Why are you so shocked?

                    Lois: I just thought I’d get a normal friend for once.

                    Felicity: What do you mean “for once”?

                     

                    Dante: …and then I set the fire.

                    Eddie: No fire.

                    Dante: But-

                    Eddie: No.

                    Ellie: Since when do we accept pyromaniacs to this team?

                     

                     

                    “Nothing says autumn like slurpin’ apples.” -my uncle

                    #126606
                    GodlyFantasy12
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                      @loopylin XD XD XD

                       

                      I LUV THE DANTE AND THE TWINS ONES 🤣 YESSS

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                      #126607
                      GodlyFantasy12
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                        That last one especially lol

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                        #126617
                        MineralizedWritings
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                          @godlyfantasy12

                          November, sweating: Arabella, there’s something I
                          need to ask you-
                          Arabella: Finally! You’re proposing!
                          November: How’d you know?
                          Arabella: November, you’ve dropped the ring five
                          times during dinner.
                          Arabella: I even picked it up once.

                          XDXDXDXD

                          "And so I left this world just as I had entered it. Confused."

                          #126619
                          Ava Blue
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                            Pwease pwease pwease tell me what website this is somebody 🙏

                            Monsters creep
                            In the silent dark-deep
                            In the filling-eye hills
                            In the shriveled hand-keep

                            #126622
                            Loopy
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                              https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/


                              @ava-blue

                              “Nothing says autumn like slurpin’ apples.” -my uncle

                              #126623
                              Loopy
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                                I made a bunch more : P

                                Dante: We need to get through this locked door. Ellie, give me your credit card. Ellie : Here.
                                Dante, pocketing it: Thanks. Eddie, kick down the door.

                                Ellie: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
                                Eddie: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

                                Ellie: Where are you going?
                                Dante: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there. Wanna come?

                                Ellie: This is a mistake
                                Eddie, enthusiastically: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!
                                Ellie: But not today
                                Eddie, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today’s going to be a mess

                                Eddie: While I’m gone, Dante, you’re in charge.
                                Dante: Yes!!!
                                Eddie, whispering: Ellie, you’re secretly in charge.
                                Ellie: Obviously.

                                Eddie: HELP! I TOLD ELLIE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Dante, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

                                Eddie: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
                                Dante: The car takes a screenshot
                                Ellie: Neither of you should be driving.

                                Carter: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three-
                                Carter and Simon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
                                Carmen: Our turn, Beth! One, two, three- vanilla!
                                Beth, deadpan: I’ve never had cake, what is cake.

                                Carter: You lying, cheating, jerk!
                                Carmen: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
                                Carter: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SIMON WITH ME
                                Beth, picking up the monopoly board: Okay, I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

                                Carter: Carmen, I’m sad.
                                Carmen: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay
                                Simon: Beth, I’m sad.
                                Beth, nodding: mood.

                                Beth: Why are Carter and Carmen sitting with their backs to each other?
                                Simon: They had a fight.
                                Beth: Then why are they holding hands?
                                Simon: They get sad when they fight.

                                Carter, trying to convince Aurivis to join the group: You know… I thought it’d be good to have someone come along who’s really… strong!
                                Simon: And loud!
                                Carmen: And grumpy!
                                Beth: And oblivious to reality!
                                Aurivis:

                                “Nothing says autumn like slurpin’ apples.” -my uncle

                                #126624
                                Loopy
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                                  I’m sorry that’s a lot

                                  “Nothing says autumn like slurpin’ apples.” -my uncle

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