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The Ducktator posted an update 8 months ago
🎵So, Santa went to CVS
To get his COVID test
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer
They all checked out
Comet and Cupid and Vixen are good
Even though they didn’t swab as deep as they should
One test remained
Christmas hinged on thisSanta now knew he could be in a real pickle
But he reared back and gave Rudolph a big brain tickle
And Rudolph’s got COVID
No I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it
Rudolph’s got COVID
Ms. Claus found out and her mind exploded
Rudolph’s got COVID
How will all those presents get unloaded?
Rudolph’s got COVID
No I don’t wanna be misquoted
Rudolph’s got COVID
The only thing worse for a Christmas moralе
Would be another big blockage in thе Suez Canal
So, Santa went to CVS (Everybody!)
To get his COVID test
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer
They all checked out
Yeah, Comet and Cupid and Vixen are good
Even though they didn’t swab as deep as they should
One test remained
Christmas hinged on this
The sleigh’s gonna need a new lead volunteer
‘Cause Rudolph’s in quarantine
Through the end of the year
Rudolph’s got COVID 🎵
~clucks approval~
*chokes* what is this???? 😂
Rudolph’s got Covid, by Dude Perfect. My brother says it’s his new favorite Christmas song. 😂
I need to listen to this now.
Yes you do.
I couldn’t find it anywhere DX
Here’s the link.
That’s a.m.a.z.i.n.g. 😂