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    PrincesaChronicle22
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      *Turns around in boss weelie chair*

      This is the Statemency.

      Some of us are tired of questions.

      Our one mission is to bring down the inquiries. Using the fine justice of statements.

      They ask what a question is. So we will answer.

      Love is patient. Love is kind. Love never fails. -1 Corinthians
      And guess what? His is eternal (:

      #136460
      MineralizedWritings
      @mineralizedwritings
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        @princesachronicle22

        Yes.

        We make statements here.

        I will have one of those boss weelie chairs you speak of please. (Do I sounds bossy? This isn’t a place for questions, so I suppose I have to demand one instead of asking for one nicely. 🤔)

        "And so I left this world just as I had entered it. Confused."

        #136462
        PrincesaChronicle22
        @princesachronicle22
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          @mineralizedwritings

          *gives weelie chair*

          Yes, we must demand for things. It’s more likley to garrantee our success. Questions debase our sureness of things.

          Getting into character for this is so fun. And I’m going to ignore how mean I feel in my Boss persona XD.

          But hard things must be done in order for us to progress.

          *Raises fist and stares out into space*

          Love is patient. Love is kind. Love never fails. -1 Corinthians
          And guess what? His is eternal (:

          #136464
          Ava Murbarger (Solfyre)
          @kyronthearcanin
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            @princesschronicle22

            What is the purpose of the statemency?

            Why no questions?

            Have we fallen to such low a standard?

            Will you jeopardize the lives of questions everywhere?

            And how can you be tired of questions?

            I propose the most fitting statement: DOWN WITH THE STATEMENCY!

            Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

            #136466
            MineralizedWritings
            @mineralizedwritings
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              @kyronthearcanin

              This is not allowed.

              Police. This one, right here.

              We make statements here.

              I demand this questioner’s prompt removal.


              @princesachronicle22

              Yes. We make demands to avoid questions. Thanks for the chair. *Sits and folds arms* I feel like a official member now.

              "And so I left this world just as I had entered it. Confused."

              #136471
              PrincesaChronicle22
              @princesachronicle22
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                @mineralizedwritings

                You are most welcome. I officially officiate you into the Statemency.


                @kyronthearcanin

                As for you. Who dares ask things here. *clasps hands together*

                Here at the Statemency we are free to make whatever statements we like. We are sure. We are not bound by the confusion of the Questionists.

                So ask questions all you like! But you cannot take down the statements of the Statemency! We shall never fall!

                Love is patient. Love is kind. Love never fails. -1 Corinthians
                And guess what? His is eternal (:

                #136478
                Ava Murbarger (Solfyre)
                @kyronthearcanin
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                  @princesachronicle

                  Did you not ask a question and simply replace the question mark with a period? Are such question-statements allowed in your little Statemency?

                  Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

                  #136590
                  PrincesaChronicle22
                  @princesachronicle22
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                    @kyronthearcanin

                    *Gasps of horror and internal doubt*

                    Errmmm, you still cannot destroy the Statmency…

                    Love is patient. Love is kind. Love never fails. -1 Corinthians
                    And guess what? His is eternal (:

                    #136641
                    80sTrish
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                      @princesachronicle22

                      *Steps into the room, hair flowing like a cape*

                      I wish to join the Statemency. To stop the frenetic spiraling of the Inquerists’ question whirlwinds.

                      Statements give a solid sense of finality. We shall be the ones to end this. We shall be victorious.

                      It is unfortunate that more songs take their side than ours. But I shall stand strong.

                      Wama-lama-bama-lama
                      God is king but rock 'n roll might be second

                      #136643
                      80sTrish
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                        @kyronthearcanin

                        Are such question-statements allowed in your little Statemency?

                        One must police oneself. I propose that they be kept to a minimum, in favor of firm, decisive speech.

                        In any case, a question-statement is less of a question, and more of a tone-setter. Something such as “How dare you.” needs no answer.

                        Wama-lama-bama-lama
                        God is king but rock 'n roll might be second

                        #136645
                        PrincesaChronicle22
                        @princesachronicle22
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                          @80strish

                          Your cape is marvelous. And I agree with what you have said.

                          It is the sad truth about most songs. But I say we should write new songs then. The Statemency could use an Anthem of sorts.

                          Love is patient. Love is kind. Love never fails. -1 Corinthians
                          And guess what? His is eternal (:

                          #137250
                          Anonymous
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                            Down with the statemency (why do I feel like I’m talking to royalty?)! Anyway, questions are my way of life. It’s the way I understand the world and you people. Lol. Why would you ever want to rid the world of them? 😇😏 I’m going to the discussion where you have to ask questions. 😛😆

                            #137251
                            Anonymous
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                              Yes, I’m a child at heart which is why I included an emoji who’s sticking their tongue out. 😏

                              #137252
                              Anonymous
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                                We must form a rebellion! Who’s with me? @kyronthearcanin?

                                #137254
                                Ava Murbarger (Solfyre)
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                                  @sarafini

                                  Yes! The statemency will fall!

                                  Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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