Potato reporter

“Thanks Pat! Now, let’s see that dancing panda!” – Pristina

“… sorry, but we lost the video…” – Peter

“WHAT DID YOU SAY?! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS EVERY AND YOU LOST IT?!” – Phill

“Uh, I thought the main news story was going to be about how they caught that potato killer who turned them into French fries…?” -…[Read more]

“… She’s fine!” – Phill

“Let’s head to Patrick with sports!” – Pristina

“Hey all! Right now I am in the Pacheco stadium! Where the Bustles just beat the Squashes! It was 6 to 3! I do love some west potato ball! Next game will be played against the Ketuchups! So stay tuned!” – Patrick

“Hey Phill, hey Pristina! Well as you see behind me, the winds are truly starting to pick up! And some of these trees have even gotten loose and- WAHHHH”- Poppy

“Hello and welcome back to potato news! I am Pristina!” – Pristina

“And I am Phill! With a “PH”” – Phill

“We’ve got some exciting news today! Isn’t that right Phill with a PH?” – Pristina

“You’re right Pristina! We have just got news about a dancing panda! But before we get into that, let’s head into the weather!” – Phill

“Right. Well there…[Read more]

what the fudge

@grcr

kk

@grcr

Hello again! I was just a little worried that I didn’t give enough details… So if you need anymore details about pretzel just tell me! ＼＼(۶•̀ᴗ•́)۶ //／／

ugh, I am so bored.

@keilah-h

Oh, K!

also you are very welcome! And if you give it to a charrie, be carful whom you pick!

@keilah-h

WWAIT! SINCE WHEN WAS IT UR B-DAY! you like 90 years old now, right?! (kidding)

Idc if this is late, ALLES GUTE ZUM GEBURTSTAG!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope it was filled with wondrous magic and creatures from another world! (And I DO care)

(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

here is a b-day gift!

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A sword!

@freed_and_redeemed
Guten tag! I have a question: your pfp is very interesting. Did you draw it? Or is it just an image you found online?

And what do you think of it?

@grcr

I was wondering why you stopped. And now I know… Tbh that is not at all what I envisioned him to look like… I imagined doctor octopus from spider man (XD) mixed with (you’ll have to look this up) Twisted sprout from dandy’s world. This is what sprout looks like:

As you see, not that scary…

I mean like amazing drawing!!!! Just a…[Read more]

@grcr

I am glad you stopped…

@grcr

Since idk what happened with Fern, her is someone else you can draw 🥲

Name: Pretzel (Real name Peter)

Age: 19

Personality: (Don’t worry, he is human, and normal) Unlike the others around him, he always sees the good in a situation. He tries to help Ellis and Iris in any way he can, and often talks to Iris. He loves to smile, in fact he…[Read more]

I was doing a pre-read activity… and then they quoted this… What do you guys think of this (@anyone):

“I began to see what people were capable of doing. Anyone who moved through those years without understanding that man produces evil as a bee produces honey, must have been blind or wrong in the head.”

…

wait why?

@loopylin

Oh, I am sorry I didn’t see this sooner! (Tags aren’t working for me 🤷‍♂️)

And yes, she did say that! LOL! Ik she is a villainous monster, but it is pretty wise. I was reading the graphic novel when I saw it, so I made it my signature! The context of the matter is Coraline tried running away and the other mother was yelling at her and…[Read more]