Potato reporter

“Man, I can’t believe Patrica. She is sooo annoying.” – Phill

“I know right?! I just wish the boss would fire her.” – Pristina

“You know that were still live, right?” – Peter

“wait… what?!” – Phill.

“AH! WHAT IS HAPPENING  TO THE SCREENS!” – Pristina

“We’re being hacked!!!!!!” – Phill

“Whatever…” – Peter

“Yes! We have her right here! It is a individual that goes by the name of “Whaley” or also know as @whalekeeper ” – Phill

“Mmhm! We have her phone right here!” – Pristina

“As you see, very scary looking! Authorities are still on the hunt for her! So if you spot her, stay away and alert authorities!” – Phill

“And that is all for us today!…[Read more]

“And we are back! We are so sorry for that slight intuition!” – Phill.

“Yes, it was a little mishap on PATRICIA’s part!” – Pristina

“Yes, everyone hates Patrica…” – Phill

“Anyway! The French fry killer has just been unmasked!” – Pristina

“Thanks Pat! Now, let’s see that dancing panda!” – Pristina

“… sorry, but we lost the video…” – Peter

“WHAT DID YOU SAY?! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS EVERY AND YOU LOST IT?!” – Phill

“Uh, I thought the main news story was going to be about how they caught that potato killer who turned them into French fries…?” -…[Read more]

“… She’s fine!” – Phill

“Let’s head to Patrick with sports!” – Pristina

“Hey all! Right now I am in the Pacheco stadium! Where the Bustles just beat the Squashes! It was 6 to 3! I do love some west potato ball! Next game will be played against the Ketuchups! So stay tuned!” – Patrick

“Hey Phill, hey Pristina! Well as you see behind me, the winds are truly starting to pick up! And some of these trees have even gotten loose and- WAHHHH”- Poppy

“Hello and welcome back to potato news! I am Pristina!” – Pristina

“And I am Phill! With a “PH”” – Phill

“We’ve got some exciting news today! Isn’t that right Phill with a PH?” – Pristina

“You’re right Pristina! We have just got news about a dancing panda! But before we get into that, let’s head into the weather!” – Phill

“Right. Well there…[Read more]

what the fudge

@grcr

kk

@grcr

Hello again! I was just a little worried that I didn’t give enough details… So if you need anymore details about pretzel just tell me! ＼＼(۶•̀ᴗ•́)۶ //／／

ugh, I am so bored.

@keilah-h

Oh, K!

also you are very welcome! And if you give it to a charrie, be carful whom you pick!

@keilah-h

WWAIT! SINCE WHEN WAS IT UR B-DAY! you like 90 years old now, right?! (kidding)

Idc if this is late, ALLES GUTE ZUM GEBURTSTAG!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope it was filled with wondrous magic and creatures from another world! (And I DO care)

(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

here is a b-day gift!

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A sword!

@freed_and_redeemed
Guten tag! I have a question: your pfp is very interesting. Did you draw it? Or is it just an image you found online?

And what do you think of it?

@grcr

I was wondering why you stopped. And now I know… Tbh that is not at all what I envisioned him to look like… I imagined doctor octopus from spider man (XD) mixed with (you’ll have to look this up) Twisted sprout from dandy’s world. This is what sprout looks like:

As you see, not that scary…

I mean like amazing drawing!!!! Just a…[Read more]

@grcr

I am glad you stopped…

@grcr

Since idk what happened with Fern, her is someone else you can draw 🥲

Name: Pretzel (Real name Peter)

Age: 19

Personality: (Don’t worry, he is human, and normal) Unlike the others around him, he always sees the good in a situation. He tries to help Ellis and Iris in any way he can, and often talks to Iris. He loves to smile, in fact he…[Read more]