Potato reporter

Can we just get these short stories out…?

… ; (

“hm… I wonder what happens if you take the first letter of the news reports from last update? Let’s see, so we have: Potato Olympics, Riots, Evil man, Storms, and Leader captured. Well if you scramble them wound you get ‘portels’… but spelled incorrectly… maybe it’s in a dif-” – Patricia

“PATRICIA! THE VIEWERS WERE SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT…[Read more]

“Our final story has to do with the potato riots, begin held right outside of where Whaley is being interviewed! Here is a street view!” – Pristina

“As you see, the new quote of the year is, POTATO LIVES MATTER!” – Polly

“I love when a group of angry people stand up for what is right by walking around a city and closing off all the streets!”…[Read more]

“Onto our next story! A evil man that goes by the name of “Andrew” or @raxforge just threatened our news station!!!!!!” – Pristina

“He left the unruly comment ‘Someone has too much free time, lol’! As you can see, threatening us!” – Polly

“So if we shut down one day, it is all Andrew’s fault!!!!!!!!!!!” – Pristina

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“What a nice commercial! Now with our first story, we are going to talk about the awful storm that just hit! And how it impacted many potatoes!” – Polly’

“Uh huh! We have Pax live with a mother and daughter at their destroyed house!” – Pristina

“Pax is the nervous one, ha ha!” – Pristina

“H-hello everyone… I am joined with Paige and Paulina…[Read more]

“But what does-” – tv potato

“BUT WHAT DOES IT DO YOU SAY?! I actually don’t know… But buy it now!!!!!!!!!!!! We just want your money!!!!!!!!” – Commercial Potato guy

“Have you ever been so bored at home that you don’t even know what the word fun is?!” – Commercial Potato guy

“Yeah!” – tv potato

“Well than you’re in luck! Introducing…. THE GARDEN SPADE!” – Commercial Potato guy

“Good morning! Welcome back to Potato news 64! I am Polly! And I am here with Pristina!” – Polly

“Yes! Our last host, Phill, was… taken care of.” – Pristina

“They didn’t like how he yelled at Patricia so much, especially since she IS the boss’ daughter!” – Polly

“Heh… like I would ever yell at Patrica…” – Pristina

“Well we have a lot…[Read more]

*Potatoes who saw that begin to scream*

“AHHHHHH” – Phill, Pristina, Patrica, Patrick, Poppy, and Peter

“Man, I can’t believe Patrica. She is sooo annoying.” – Phill

“I know right?! I just wish the boss would fire her.” – Pristina

“You know that were still live, right?” – Peter

“wait… what?!” – Phill.

“AH! WHAT IS HAPPENING  TO THE SCREENS!” – Pristina

“We’re being hacked!!!!!!” – Phill

“Whatever…” – Peter

“Yes! We have her right here! It is a individual that goes by the name of “Whaley” or also know as @whalekeeper ” – Phill

“Mmhm! We have her phone right here!” – Pristina

“As you see, very scary looking! Authorities are still on the hunt for her! So if you spot her, stay away and alert authorities!” – Phill

“And that is all for us today!…[Read more]

“And we are back! We are so sorry for that slight intuition!” – Phill.

“Yes, it was a little mishap on PATRICIA’s part!” – Pristina

“Yes, everyone hates Patrica…” – Phill

“Anyway! The French fry killer has just been unmasked!” – Pristina

“Thanks Pat! Now, let’s see that dancing panda!” – Pristina

“… sorry, but we lost the video…” – Peter

“WHAT DID YOU SAY?! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS EVERY AND YOU LOST IT?!” – Phill

“Uh, I thought the main news story was going to be about how they caught that potato killer who turned them into French fries…?” -…[Read more]

“… She’s fine!” – Phill

“Let’s head to Patrick with sports!” – Pristina

“Hey all! Right now I am in the Pacheco stadium! Where the Bustles just beat the Squashes! It was 6 to 3! I do love some west potato ball! Next game will be played against the Ketuchups! So stay tuned!” – Patrick

“Hey Phill, hey Pristina! Well as you see behind me, the winds are truly starting to pick up! And some of these trees have even gotten loose and- WAHHHH”- Poppy