Ben Powell

@audrey-caylin Thanks! Good-night!

@silverclaw-bonnetfolly  @perfectfifths

…oh *bangs head on table*

@silverclaw-bonnetfolly  First one …..Umm……

Second one AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Great one!

A snake walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “How did you do that?!”

@perfectfifths  Is it a detailed pattern? I’m seeing number, period, space, number, period, space… Is it just that there isn’t a space after the zero and period?? XD

Or is it just wrong because it looks like a weird decimal? 1.2.3.4…..

Obviously I’m not very smart here XD

@perfectfifths  Correct!

Erm… 0 doesn’t come after 9?

@audrey-caylin  Really?! Oooh, that gives the raspberry-craving king an edge! I love that! *inspiration gears turning*

@perfectfifths ….Um…. OH, there IS no smoke — it’s an electric train!! XD Nice!

*looks in mirror* Brown, apparently 😉

A plane crashes and every single person dies. Who survives?

@audrey-caylin  Well, I’m thinking I’ll do a series of stories starring different Kapeefers…

Hmm, not a bad idea! … Does Daeus know how to sword-fight?!

@perfectfifths  Bingo!

HAHAHA That’s a good one!

Have you heard of the mall that charges clocks for their merchandise? The customers spend a lot of time…

@rochellaine  Is Worf a Klingon? Sorry, I know NOTHING about the other Star Treks XD  My favorite character is Spock X)

Oh, and @supermonkey42, the historical fiction/sci-fi/fantasy idea could work, if you think about the fact that in the 40s were some of the first recorded “alien sightings” which everyone believes probably meant top-secret Japanese or US technology.  That could be an interesting premise if done right.  It has been used to a small extent in a c…[Read more]

@audrey-caylin  Originally I was going to have several Kapeefers go on a mission to defeat writer’s block, but I quickly realized that it was hard to keep up with all 13+ Kapeefers at once. Not to mention, I over-planned the whole thing, and I don’t have a complete plot. SO.

Take two! This time, no overplanning! Any ideas?

EDIT: Is it just me,…[Read more]

@dekreel I like TOS for its really well written and acted banter between the main cast members, but the true favorite of myself and my brother is Voyager.  However, my favorite character is actually Worf, from TNG and DS9.  So, I guess I like a little from every series.

@supermonkey42 I like the 1910s for the books, the 40s for the drama movies a…[Read more]

@audrey-caylin  Hello!! Hehe, yeah I’ve basically been doing the same thing XD

I have decided to write an entirely new KPA, as this one isn’t quite working… Do you have any ideas of what I should do?

Oh, and here’s a riddle…

So there is this relatively ordinary one-story house. Except it’s a little unusual as everything is covered in orange. The roof is orange, the door is orange, and the exterior wall is orange. And inside it’s basically the same way — The walls, the floor, the carpet, the ceiling, the countertops, the beds, the tables,…[Read more]

@notawriter  Classic!

@perfectfifths Ahhh haha X)

Why did the chicken go to the doctor?   It had people pox

What do geese get when you scratch a nail on a chalkboard?   People bumps!

And one of my favorites…

A guy walks into a bar and hits his head.

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I’m here… yet again….

@kate-flournoy The only “book-poems” I have read are The Courtship of Miles Standish and Shakespeare’s plays, as well as a little bit of Milton’s Paradise Lost which I’m always meaning to finish.  I lean toward the shorter poems that are generally four pages long or less.  Of course, I do know what The Lady of Shallot is about, since after readin…[Read more]

@rochellaine  I’d be embarrased XD  I like singing harmony to songs I like, mostly

Huh! Interesting! I like 1980s Dr Who, so we sort of have something in common

I like Star Trek, too! Specifically the original series 🙂