Stepheroni and Cheese

@whalekeeper oh I guess you already tried that email. There’s another one, Kingdompenpoetry. Should I try that?

I shot them an email and I’m gonna see how it goes… *crosses fingers*

*remembers not to be superstitious and uncrosses fingers*

@theductator

Funny song lol

I’ve got no idea where anyone went…I joined in 2023 and it was pretty quick…oh, you know what? Lemme shoot kingdom pen a quick email. I should be able to find it, since I submitted some articles and poetry way back when.

Soon, Great Pastabilities will be opening for business! It is a vegan, gluten free, cruelty free Pasta brand which will produce macaroni and cheese without products which could potentially harm anyone or anything!

The Grand Opening will be at 9:00 am March 18th 2025 in the Mall on Main Street, where we’ve found a location where Cinnabon used to…[Read more]

@the_lost-journal

*police calls*

Hi. I know this isn’t the best time, but there’s been an incident.

Whaley, the Serial Potato-Killer, has escaped!

@power

Yeah, it’s super cool when the bible does that! Jesus quoted scripture all the time:

https://digitalcommons.liberty.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1060&context=second_person

Jews placed a lot of emphasis on memorizing Torah and passing down traditions orally. They would have known a lot of passages off by heart.

And a lot (33%) of the…[Read more]

@the_lost-journal

…I still haven’t gotten to interview Whaley…

@whalekeeper PLS READ THE DOCUMENT IT’S THE BEST EVER INTERVIEW AND YOU WILL LOVE IT

@linus-smallprint

Up here in Canada, we’ve gotten snow as late as May.

It’s 18 degrees Celcius outside and the warmest thing I wore today was a sweatshirt.

*chuckles because I get to say I’m Canadian whilst living in a Southern area of Canada*

@linus-smallprint I requested access just so you know in case you don’t recognize my email. Although it’s kinda obvious seeing as I’m “Stephie” here

@ellette-giselle

@ellette-giselle lol

@whalekeeper

I have given you access to the document containing what I will say to you during our interview:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_D2daneyR8ztLjBodCE4cVYL5X25DHBosvwc6hl3n_U/edit?userstoinvite=empressofeloquence%40gmail.com&sharingaction=manageaccess&role=writer&tab=t.0

NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED TO ACCESS THIS *glares at police*

@linus-smallprint

The drawings are great! Especially love the one with Alan and Martha

@whalekeeper

Wyoh keeps eating whatever I have to say…*copies this post*

Anyways, I’m interviewing you for Potato News 64 so check that out XD

@whaley

Those are hilarious–

Are we sure that superhero has good intintions?

@the_lost-journal

Don’t worry–I’m a professional. Interviewing disturbing criminals is how I make a living.

(@whalekeeper lemme just share a document with you that NOBODY ELSE, you hear me NOBODY ELSE is allowed to access. Here you go: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_D2daneyR8ztLjBodCE4cVYL5X25DHBosvwc6hl3n_U/edit?usp=sharing )

@the_lost-journal

*calls the news station*

Oh, hi, I’m Stephie! I’m so passionate about protecting potatoes. You know, I’m an expert in therapeutics and in neuropsychology. My specific area of interest is in psychopaths. I’m currently writing a book about how they work, and I’ve been interviewing the most dangerous criminals in order to compile…[Read more]