Rolena Hatfield

Here is one for Brendan:

@the-real-kapeefer

One of the judges in the bible was left-handed and because of it, he defeated the evil king Eglon.

You know you’re a writer when…

Your character has a broken arm, so you walk around with your arm wrapped in a 20 foot bandage to see what a cast feels like.

One of your characters is blind, so you spend a day blindfolded.

Hello, everyone! I’ve been writing all day, and I thought I would tell you guys in case you wanted to write too.

From the same book, this is Theron.

@daeus @kate-flournoy @daughteroftheking @mariposa @catwing @corissa-maiden-of-praise

@daughteroftheking Noooo!! Waahh! I need ice cream first!

Thanks, @daughteroftheking ! That’s mostly what I was going for. I’ve actually never written a real thing in third person before, my only experience is “me” telling the story. I really should’ve thought of this earlier…

Thank you, @catwing. I think so too. After this part, I have about 2,243 more words that I wrote today.

@rolena-hatfield Would you like to take a look?

Note: These are not the full chapters. Just as much of the new one as I had done.

I bet it was the Worst Allegory Ever one, because it was so very funny.

Hi, @rolena-hatfield!

@the-real-kapeefer Or it could stand for undevoted fans, in which case that spelling would be appropriate. 😉

Does that mean Anna needs to join the forum and call herself the real kapuffer (or kaPOFer)? 😆

@joy you’re not being silly for feeling hurt. But you are being silly if you let it stop you.
I don’t think any of us will ever entirely escape that kind of hurt, and if we all stopped because where we are right now isn’t where we wish we were, no one would ever write anything.
So. Don’t stop. Criticism always hurts, but you can learn from it…[Read more]

@the-real-kapeefer Not exaggerated? 😛 Taking over his business?

Heh heh. I think I just found the plot for the sequel to the sequel, LKD fans. 🙂

But either way, that’s awesome that you’re writing. 😀

Can’t…stop…laughing!!! This is one of the most hilarious topics I’ve yet seen in the glorious Kingdom of Pen..
@aratrea Thank you for noticing! I make it a point to reference anything and everything.

@aislinn-mollisong : I’m not rabid, I’m only mostly insane. 0=) Also yes sleep and bedtime are illusions (lunchtime doubly so).
@catwing : O yay you’re not going to die. *relief* *also grins at use of hammerspace*

Chapter 1
Fire in Tirnagh
The fire leaps and dances,
Throwing sparks from its whirlwind twirls
And no one can guess
What it will catch next
So be careful, lass, when the fire is near.

I…[Read more]

@the-real-kapeefer Welcome (I’m the crazy artist who drew your brother’s portrait)! Me and my assistant, Aberdeen the Authorosaurus greet you!

I respectfully request that you use the word “kapuffer” in your next video (kapuffers could be the fans that aren’t quite as devoted to KP). ;P

Yes my brother is rather poor, but aren’t all writers?

@the-real-kapeefer *is shocked* I object to that remark very strongly.

@daeus That would be hilarious… 😀