Power

@kathleenramm Any of them regarding wars, battles, military tactics, or bad guys! (Basically, if it booms, crashes, shouts, of does summersaults.)

T – 125 hours
(Thank you to all who commented above! ⬆ The 8 of y’all will be put into another $5 Amazon gift card drawing*. (Even for those who decided not to participate in the challenge 😉.) 
Nibs are nipping, scratching, dripping
Faster than an adder
Words, picking, hairsplitting, witting
letters skitter scatter
* The winner of this drawing…[Read more]

Are my optical apertures beguiling our gray matter or is there a newby to nettle? Hail @booksbyjayna! I’m sure it’s a pleasure to acquire our acquaintance! We beg your pardon for not getting off our high horse for this historic and momentous moment, but that would make us oh so too lowly. (We can’t have that happening now can we?) Perhaps, to make…[Read more]

@elanor  @ava-blue @whalekeeper @freedomwriter76 @emilysf @keilah-h @godlyfantasy12 @lightoverdarkness6 @esther-c @princesachronicle22 @euodia-vision @sarafini @mineralizedwritings  @landric @elizabeth-hearten @orielle21 @anyone_else_interested_in_a_$5_Amazon_giftcard
6 days until the end of the Great Word Winding Tournament!
Any word winders i…[Read more]

Psalms 27

I chant out my challenge to call all the hall. Send me a champion, and cause me to fall!

Oh please, oh please! Let there be’s! A person of prowess who can match me’s! All we will do is to wind and bind words, spinning them, and bending them till we sound absurd!

To all those misfortune enough to have perused my prose.
Perhaps the words egregious, detestable, or beastly bilge blather assaulted your gray matter after you read my “Work of Art”. I beg pardon for the indigestion it might have caused. 😜 Tums may help, but I fear my literally masterpieces shall forever be branded into your brains. Anyhoo, as a…[Read more]

If you read the above mentioned writing, you will see many examples for my love for parentheses, footnotephilia.

Here’s some madness. The Story of Life!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kFsdj0-b2VhOuh-3gBi8p4-Aodcv9RFAjsXvs4XSdOg/edit?usp=drivesdk

Ah! Madness! Insanity! Lunacy! I think chapter 8 was quite well written! (A tad confusing at parts, but we’ll written!) As one of my poems says,

Let’s go places that don’t exist

Let’s do things that don’t make sense

Frolicking in this madness, YESSSS!

My lunacy is ridiculoussss.

😬

Please pardon this outburst. I had 2 shots of espresso at 6…[Read more]

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• Copper eating worms
• A trick holograph chair 🤣
• A spacecar that goes 20,000 miles per hour (g-force shock absorber of course)
• Purple sun
• A maintenance bot with a claustrophobic programming bug.
• Disposable melting moving boxes
• “Welcome to the spacetaxi! Please keep arms and legs in at all time. While on your ride please consider that…

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I can come up with more if you want 😜

@loopylin

• Cyber Currency (¢°¢) counterfeiters
• An alien with massive bushy pink eyebrows
• A secret passage inside a galactic pepperoni factory
• Glasses the locate Painite stones used in creating ¢°¢
• A very energetic (but gullible) young forcefield suit salesalien
• An explosion
• A ¢°¢ counterfeit android (named Clicko’tine 587, CT5 for…

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@katthewriter It seems like it will be an interesting story. I’ll be looking forward to the next part! 👍
(I do wonder if you really realize how much damage you just inflicted in chapter 4 though? I guess I’ll have to wait and see. 😉)
Critique: Though it might sound good, it really isn’t smart to punch someone in the head with an unprotected fist.…[Read more]

(Though, in truth I was actually heartened and crestrisen at the opportunity to rave and rant regarding written romantic relationships. )

@landric

In my oh so fumble opinion, I prefer the foremost project to the latter one. Though, I will admit that I am disheartened and crestfallen at the prospects of yet another romance writer. Twitterwittedness in stories is not a bad thing, but alas, many times it obscures the actual tale. Nevertheless, both ideas tend to tickle one’s fancy. In…[Read more]

@landric

Salutations. May you find favor with those in authority, and may your sword never grow dull. I am Power, but if this moniker is not to your fancy, I grant thee the honor of addressing me as his royal lowness, The Black Mongoose. If you ever need someone who knows how to make plastic explosive or juggle knives (So what, if I went to the…[Read more]