Mallory O'Bier

@dragon-snapper  I haven’t beta-read your book yet… Is it too late to email them?

@dekreel No, I meant mine wasn’t a riddle. 😉

@rochellaine *takes award* Lucky guess! I knew there was a Klingon in TNG, but I didn’t know his name XD

@perfectfifths  It wasn’t supposed to be a riddle… Just a corny joke ;P

@dekreel Uh…… XD

This isn’t exactly a pun or riddle, but it was funny.
I asked my friend once, “Who actually likes lukewarm water?” and she replied with Revelation 3:16:
“So, because you are lukewarm–neither hot nor cold–I am about to spit you out of my mouth.”

@perfectfifths  @silverclaw-bonnetfolly

What did one manager say to the other manager?

“We’re both managers!”

*sighhh* *shakes head*

@audrey-caylin Thanks! Good-night!

@dekreel Don’t worry, few people do get it. The numbers are a distraction from the real thing, and people tend to overthink it. Lol! Snakes can’t walk!! XD

@silverclaw-bonnetfly lol, those are great, especially the one about the lion and the ape. And yes! two “thes”

@silverclaw-bonnetfolly  @perfectfifths

…oh *bangs head on table*

@silverclaw-bonnetfolly  First one …..Umm……

Second one AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Great one!

A snake walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “How did you do that?!”

@perfectfifths  Is it a detailed pattern? I’m seeing number, period, space, number, period, space… Is it just that there isn’t a space after the zero and period?? XD

Or is it just wrong because it looks like a weird decimal? 1.2.3.4…..

Obviously I’m not very smart here XD

@dekreel lol, nope. Here, I’ll fix it.

If you can find the
the mistake, you are very smart

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 0.

Why didn’t that work?? Oh well, the riddle still works.

@perfectfifths  Correct!

Erm… 0 doesn’t come after 9?

<p style=”text-align: center;”>If you can find the
the mistake, you are very smart:

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 0.</p>

@Dekreel Yes and yes! I didn’t get the second one when I first saw it. XD

Oh! All the married people, because every person who was single died.

@audrey-caylin  Really?! Oooh, that gives the raspberry-craving king an edge! I love that! *inspiration gears turning*

@perfectfifths ….Um…. OH, there IS no smoke — it’s an electric train!! XD Nice!

*looks in mirror* Brown, apparently 😉

A plane crashes and every single person dies. Who survives?

@dekreel Oh dear! XD

Here’s a riddle:

An electric train is going at 80mph south, and the wind is blowing 90mph east. Which way is the smoke going?

And a second one:

Imagine you are driving a bus. At the first stop, three people get on. At the second stop, two people get on and one person gets off. At the third stop seven people get on and four…[Read more]

@audrey-caylin  Well, I’m thinking I’ll do a series of stories starring different Kapeefers…

Hmm, not a bad idea! … Does Daeus know how to sword-fight?!