Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin

@ellette-giselle

Read Woodhouse.

I do not know what that is

@koshka

I like several of those. Also the Peanut Butter and Jelly cracks me up because that’s pretty much every influential couple in my life.

@loopylin

-Character who always has some kind of mask up X the person who always sees straight through them

-Loud, small, fearless, chaos…

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@whalekeeper

Hmm. I don’t exactly have that many couples, but here’s some:

• So You Like My Sister? Basically the girl has a twin brother that vets any and all guys in her life. Period.
• Fire and Ice. Fire always seemed to be getting into trouble, but the truth is they’re both into it so deep and it’s probably Ice’s falt. Also, they’re…

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@keilah-h

Cool! Those don’t seem too specific to your characters so I can choose what works.

“Why do I miss him so much?” and when she came back, guilty, he was like “Weird, I felt the same way!”

This fits the situation I’m writing. Could work as a plot device for something. *Snatches it*

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I’ll tag some of the recently active people to see i…[Read more]

@whalekeeper have every couple dynamic I have:

(no idea if this what you mean but I just wanted to rant about this)

• One is a bowl of sunshine and the other seems like EDGY INCARNATE until you realize he’s just really traumatized (Feather and Crosshair)
• Two somewhat-neglected idiots who honestly BOTH need therapy but think being with each…

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@power Peak idea.

@linus-smallprint lol yes, for sure.

fun fact: my family went to New Hampshire/Maine in December as a Christmas trip, and we saw geese. We kept a good distance away from them.

Hey anyone, I need interesting romantic couple ideas/tropes! I’m writing something that features a bunch of couples for plot reasons (almost every character interaction takes place in a group because of the setting), and I want to have as many interesting dynamics as possible, but my brain’s not working right now.

It’s supposed to be a very fanci…[Read more]

@linus-smallprint

Sorry. I thought I did. Let me try again.

@whalekeeper

Sorry. I seen to be good at that.

@loopylin @loopylin

Leo

He glanced from one boy to the other, then slowly sat down on his filing cabinet.

“Erm, well, Dante, I guess your more human than a tomato. Didn’t really want to assume anything and all that.” He shrugged. Looked back at Rory. At the strain, reflected panic in the kid’s…[Read more]

@loopylin

That’s blood, Hannah.

Heeeyyy, don’t look at me like that

I just had very saucy tomato and cheese pizza, and I’m still hungry, so it was the first thing on my mind. So there

@loopylin

Lucille

“I can try making it but I’m better at dove noises. City ducks make rough noises and they’re always tryin’ to talk over each other, so they get loud. L-Listen.”

Lucy pointed at one of the ducks. When it quacked, she made a similar sound, but scratchier and sharper. She was instantly aware of how weird she seemed, but tried to…[Read more]

@koshka

human ketchup

Well now I’m hungry

@ellette-giselle @loopylin

Ummm. Okay.

Leo

He studied the kid a moment, then grinned and turned back to finishing the extra sandwiches.

“Me too, actually.” He screwed the lid back on the mayonnaise jar. “Here’s your sandwich…Which I’m assuming you don’t want to get up for considering the amount of human ketchup you’ve collected.”

Leo set…[Read more]

@loopylin

Lucille

Lucy smiled. The smile vanished as quickly as it had come. She took in a sharp double breath, almost sobbing, and wiped her face with her sleeve. “Did you know you can tell the difference between a city duck and a country duck ‘cause they… they have accents?”

@ellette-giselle @loopylin

Leo

Another sigh chuffed out. He set down the mayonnaise knife and turned around.

“Rory, Dante was attempting to make a joke. The tea is yours. I know this is hard– I went through something like it myself though I was a good deal more rebellious– but you’re not in the military anymore.” He turned his attention to…[Read more]

@ellette-giselle @loopylin

Oh my word. This kid. *Snorts*

Leo

A sigh chuffed out. He didn’t even bother turning around.

“Because no one has to tell him if or when he can drink. As much as I appreciate sarcasm…What’s your name, kid?”

@ellette-giselle @loopylin

XD

Leo

He paused mid drink as Rory inhaled the sandwiches. Both of them. They hadn’t been small. The other kid’s were gone too.

He set down his mug. “You boys still hungry? There’s plenty bread left.”

@loopylin ThOsE memes…XD

@ellette-giselle

Oh gracious.

Leo

His forehead scrunched. They were definitely going to have to work on…whatever this was.

“Eh, sure kid. Go right ahead. Two of those are for you. And a mug of tea.” He watched Rory slowly pick up the now barely warm sandwiches. The crease in his brow deepened. “You know, you can…[Read more]

Scared of sliced bread?

*Cue falling bread meme*

hehheHEHE

Gahhhhh it sent twice, oops