Mark Kamibaya

@Dekreel Yes and yes! I didn’t get the second one when I first saw it. XD

Oh! All the married people, because every person who was single died.

@dekreel Oh dear! XD

Here’s a riddle:

An electric train is going at 80mph south, and the wind is blowing 90mph east. Which way is the smoke going?

And a second one:

Imagine you are driving a bus. At the first stop, three people get on. At the second stop, two people get on and one person gets off. At the third stop seven people get on and four…[Read more]

@dekreel There are no stairs.

“Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.”

@notawriter Oh boy… XD

What do astronauts throw a party?……..

They planet! XD

@rochellaine no no, it’s fine. XD

Longfellow has some really great stuff. Tennyson too, though I haven’t read as much of it. Mostly just The Lady of Shalott. ;P

@rochellaine welcome to the bestistest place on the internet! I love singing too. 😀 Do you like poetry? Do you know your MBTI type? What’s your favorite genre?

@winter-rose I use the mighty, mighty Canva.

Ah! The Ren ones are so good!

@that_writer_girl_99 Do the thing and show us. 😀

@that_writer_girl_99 Go right ahead. 🙂

Okay. Goals. Resolutions.

I have resolved to get on this topic.
There.

Goals.

• I’d like to finish the sequel of Sector One.
• Edit the second draft of Sector One to make it a third draft.
• Practice writing query letters and synopsyseses…(D.G. That’s not how you spell that… Quiet! *melts chair*)
• Ahem. Also to write Dragonfly Kiwi.

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@gh24682468999

I set an amount of words that I need to write each day. Usually, that’s 1000 words, which can be anywhere from 15 mins of writing to an hour.

To keep from getting distracted, I close out of internet explorers and google, although sometimes that doesn’t work. Just so long as I reach 1000 words a day. (it doesn’t have to be that…[Read more]

@silverclaw-bonnetfolly XD

“Um.” Like, “Um, excuse me, what are you doing, my good man?” XD

That’s funny. XD

This I made up for a writing prompt, but it could be funny. Certainly a plot twist:

He gazed at her fondly. “You look just like your mother when she was young.”
“I would expect so,” she responded. “I am her clone.”

@gh24682468999 I like to commit myself to write till I reach a certain goal. Either for  30min-1hr or till I write 500 words. Nothing too big, or I won’t be able to handle it. Try to write at your peak energy level too. I don’t always get the chance, but I like to write in the morning, and I always write in the afternoon. The evening is when my…[Read more]

@dekreel 😉

Uhhh…. yeah. Okay. Sure, ba dum tiss. 😉 XD

@dekreel That’s not bad, it’s genius. 🙁

A tank going to a doctor to… Run him over?

@dekreel I don’t know. 😛

@silverclaw-bonnetfolly Noooo!!! Not the muffin joke! That was everywhere during the years I did drama, and everyone hated it!

But I do like those tank jokes. XD

Here’s a pun I made the other day:
Handing a clock around the room is a great way to pass the time.

@shannon (for whenever you return… ) @sam-kowal

Even though he was weaker than Dragon-snapper. Tell him that I commiserate with him on that point. No one can defeat her. Unless I can figure out a way to immobilize her in a pile of glitter 😉

Oh, thanks! Stan is super pleased. He knows the pain of the rest of the world, having to submit to…

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