Katherine

@dekreel Uh…… XD

This isn’t exactly a pun or riddle, but it was funny.
I asked my friend once, “Who actually likes lukewarm water?” and she replied with Revelation 3:16:
“So, because you are lukewarm–neither hot nor cold–I am about to spit you out of my mouth.”

@dekreel Don’t worry, few people do get it. The numbers are a distraction from the real thing, and people tend to overthink it. Lol! Snakes can’t walk!! XD

@silverclaw-bonnetfly lol, those are great, especially the one about the lion and the ape. And yes! two “thes”

@dekreel lol, nope. Here, I’ll fix it.

If you can find the
the mistake, you are very smart

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 0.

Why didn’t that work?? Oh well, the riddle still works.

<p style=”text-align: center;”>If you can find the
the mistake, you are very smart:

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 0.</p>

@Dekreel Yes and yes! I didn’t get the second one when I first saw it. XD

Oh! All the married people, because every person who was single died.

@dekreel Oh dear! XD

Here’s a riddle:

An electric train is going at 80mph south, and the wind is blowing 90mph east. Which way is the smoke going?

And a second one:

Imagine you are driving a bus. At the first stop, three people get on. At the second stop, two people get on and one person gets off. At the third stop seven people get on and four…[Read more]

@dekreel There are no stairs.

“Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.”

@notawriter Oh boy… XD

What do astronauts throw a party?……..

They planet! XD

@silverclaw-bonnetfolly XD

“Um.” Like, “Um, excuse me, what are you doing, my good man?” XD

That’s funny. XD

This I made up for a writing prompt, but it could be funny. Certainly a plot twist:

He gazed at her fondly. “You look just like your mother when she was young.”
“I would expect so,” she responded. “I am her clone.”

@dekreel 😉

Uhhh…. yeah. Okay. Sure, ba dum tiss. 😉 XD

@dekreel That’s not bad, it’s genius. 🙁

A tank going to a doctor to… Run him over?

@dekreel I don’t know. 😛

@silverclaw-bonnetfolly Noooo!!! Not the muffin joke! That was everywhere during the years I did drama, and everyone hated it!

But I do like those tank jokes. XD

Here’s a pun I made the other day:
Handing a clock around the room is a great way to pass the time.

@eamily I’ve yet to read it, but my friend loves it, and none of her recommendations have fallen short, so I have good reason to believe I’ll enjoy it. 🙂

By the way, thanks for including me in these books discussions. I love talking books! 😀

@emily I think I’ll have to read it again. I don’t remember much of it, but I do think I know what you mean about not connecting with the characters. But I think it was a fun read, very different to stuff I’d read before.

Also, let me try Mariposa’s tag… @mariposa

@catwing Maybe… I dunno, that one’s hard. A cabin maybe.

Hey yourself! @kate-flournoy

Trompette de la Mort! You HAVE been active, @dekreel ! *long beady stare* Thou wilt merge into another Chosen One before I have reached me Knight’s status. (Does anyone know how to *actually* talk medieval slang…?)

Awww, thanks, Dekkie. (Can I call you that?) I love my name too.

Well, long story short, I love…[Read more]

Does anyone know Cindy’s tag, by the way? 😐