Kate Flournoy

@daeus @kate-flournoy @overcomer @jess @winter-rose @anyone else Writing tonight? I’ll be copying paper edits onto my computer if anyone wants to join.

@Sarah-H Okay; probably not, if they’re people who like deep things. I don’t think that age would be too young for hearing Les Mis, as long as they’re pretty mature. But I think that Les Mis wouldn’t be the best book for reading aloud anyway, no matter the age of your audience. Parts of it, while not necessarily bad (though a little too detailed…[Read more]

@kate-flournoy Okey dokey. So I want to incentivize two actions. Action 1 is already being incentivized by a book of mine. I’m already decided on that. The question is about action 2. I don’t want to reuse that same free offer since then if a reader completed action 1 and got the book, why would they complete action 2?

@kate-flournoy I edited two chapters and then wrote a 210 word short scene for EB.

I’d like to write tomorrow, but I have an event I have to attend. Maybe I can wake up early though, and I don’t think it will take up all day.

@kate-flournoy You writing tonight?

@kate-flournoy @emma-flournoy Ok, I guess I didn’t make this clear. In this situation, I’m already giving away a book of mine for something else, so if I want to incentivise people for both actions, giving away the same book isn’t an option. I could write a third book, but that’s very impractical.

@kate-flournoy I wrote 523. It’s strange. I feel like it takes me a half an hour to write hardly anything, and then the last half hour it seems like I’m flying.

@kate-flournoy @dragon-snapper I’m writing tonight.

@kate-flournoy No, there’s nothing you’re doing wrong.

I wish I had more data, but as far as I can tell, this is a presage case of nihilcocamalendrum, which develops in patients that are not consuming enough chocolate. I advise chocolate at least 14 times a day for three weeks before reevaluating your case.

@kate-flournoy Probably because of all the distractions I’ve been sending you.

@Kate-Flournoy Ooh! Okay I’m requiring no immediate answer. By all means, I implore you, keep writing.

@kate-flournoy @dragon-snapper I’m writing till nine.

@kate-flournoy That’s because it deserves it.

Alan Paton wrote it. All I know is that he was a South African pastor.

@hope You’re welcome. *insert weird grin that borders on madness* I’m sure you can visualize one.

@emma-flournoy @daeus @kate-flournoy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha back at yah. I literally came up with that on the fly, but it’s my best of that type… cause I’ve never written a poem about a specific person before.

Okay…okay…okay…okay…I had to log in because…

Um, Peter was the jerk?

@kate-flournoy HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?????? *weeps bitterly.* Okay, so Peter wasn’t perfect, but he had to put up with Edmund. Edmund was the reason that Peter was like that. *weeps even harder* His own brother betrayed him, caused problems with Lucy, lied, didn’t…[Read more]

Okay…okay…okay…okay…I had to log in because…

Um, Peter was the jerk?

@kate-flournoy HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?????? *weeps bitterly.* Okay, so Peter wasn’t perfect, but he had to put up with Edmund. Edmund was the reason that Peter was like that. *weeps even harder* He is own brother betrayed him, cause problems with Lucy, lied, didn’t…[Read more]

@Anne-of-Lothlorien Hhahahahahahahahahaha!

@kate-flournoy Thanks

@Anne-of-Lothlorien Hhahahahahahahahahah!

@kate-flournoy Thanks

@daeus Thanks. That makes is clearer. I should try one of those sometimes.

@hope is dauntless, and a little weird
Her writing is notorious and her wit is feared
To be on the end of her razor sharp mind
Is a scarring experience, I’m sure you will find

Her books are well written and quite enthralling
Into her spell you will find yourself…[Read more]