Jane Maree

@koryn-koch sadly they don’t bribe me with anything, which is why I am working to get the respect and position I deserve.

@that_writer_girl_99 Right handed. You are a witch if you are left handed.

@daughteroftheking I tried, but I can only count to 5 so I lost count

@joy First of all, I’m going to say something unusual.

If you can give up on writing, do so. Fiction writing is literally the worst type of work ever. Only an idiot would be a writer. Now, if you’re reading this and going, “Noooooo! Don’t say that. *tears* I can’t stop!” — if that’s the case, then please, please, please keep writing. If I can’t…[Read more]

Wow it looks Great!
Plus I Love Green, and so do you obviously!
(I just found the Email Notification in my spam) ;-(

and I’m a wise jester, thanks!
(not as bad as A Not So Wise Swedish Grandfather.)

*smiles smugly as she chews on a rare and delicious plaid stick*

@aislinn-mollisong Methinks the second is better. You’ve done a good job writing in first person, and making it sound like a real person’s thoughts.

@the-real-kapeefer Did you keep a tally of how many people came up to you and said, “Wow, you’re a Kapeefer? Me too!”

Hi! @the-real-kapeefer It’s nice to finally see you on the forums. Hope you enjoy your time here 😉

Random question, since no one else ever bothers to ask this (but I think it’s interesting)–are you left handed or right handed?

Thank you, @catwing. I think so too. After this part, I have about 2,243 more words that I wrote today.

@rolena-hatfield Would you like to take a look?

@dragon-snapper *hold ice cream at arm’s length* Not until you let me read your book you won’t. MWHAHAHA!

@christi-eaton if you are asking what up is, it is a two letter English word meaning above or high.

@aislinn-mollisong It actually wasn’t that, being funny has always come naturally to me. So @rolena-hatfield it was probably our most unfunny video, where Josiah forced my to say monotone and stick with the script. That or The Damsel in Distress…[Read more]

Note: These are not the full chapters. Just as much of the new one as I had done.

I bet it was the Worst Allegory Ever one, because it was so very funny.

Hi, @rolena-hatfield!

@the-real-kapeefer Or it could stand for undevoted fans, in which case that spelling would be appropriate. 😉

Does that mean Anna needs to join the forum and call herself the real kapuffer (or kaPOFer)? 😆

@joy you’re not being silly for feeling hurt. But you are being silly if you let it stop you.
I don’t think any of us will ever entirely escape that kind of hurt, and if we all stopped because where we are right now isn’t where we wish we were, no one would ever write anything.
So. Don’t stop. Criticism always hurts, but you can learn from it…[Read more]

@kate-flournoy you may object, but “facts don’t care about your feelings”-Ben Shapiro. And if you have evidence proving me wrong please bring it. That is why I want to become an actor because we all know it is one of the best careers to go into if one is looking for monetary gain.

@mariposa I love the word kapuffer but maybe it should be spelled…[Read more]

@the-real-kapeefer Not exaggerated? 😛 Taking over his business?

Heh heh. I think I just found the plot for the sequel to the sequel, LKD fans. 🙂

But either way, that’s awesome that you’re writing. 😀

Can’t…stop…laughing!!! This is one of the most hilarious topics I’ve yet seen in the glorious Kingdom of Pen..
@aratrea Thank you for noticing! I make it a point to reference anything and everything.

Chapter 1
Fire in Tirnagh
The fire leaps and dances,
Throwing sparks from its whirlwind twirls
And no one can guess
What it will catch next
So be careful, lass, when the fire is near.

I…[Read more]

@the-real-kapeefer Glad you could find time between milking puppies and eating at McDonald’s to join us! What’s your favorite fast food restaurant? Oh wait never mind. Have you worn your shirt to your local barnyard dance yet? 😀