Jane Maree

@Sam-Kowal Cool. I think a lot of people have found us through Brett Harris-related places.

@dragon-snapper  But they’re not chairs exactly! And melting horses is just plain…  o_0

@anne-of-lothlorien  We seemed to have hijacked your thread…

@daughteroftheking  @princessfoo  You guys go ahead and disguise yourselves as bumbling henchmen. But I really don’t want to change my profile photo back to that dark and evil one that I used when I was a bumbling henchman. (Remember that, NC?)

Although that makes sense…

@ingridrd Aw, thanks! 😊

@daughteroftheking Oh yes. Aren’t I predictable? High-pitched violins always played in the background, and was very mean to my servants.

@shannon Nope. But they run away when they see a dragon.

[we have hijacked this thread]

@dekreel @epicaddie2 @sam-kowal I will melt them all!

@epicaddie2  @sam-kowal  @shannon

What about stools? What about sofas? What about benches? Trees? Table tops? Horses? Carpeted floors?

Or does it have to be beanbags? 🙂

@cindygreen But then I’d really eat them.

I like coffee.

But don’t tell @daeus

@ingridrd Zzzzzz… I’m going to take a nap and then do some homework. Happy writing! *salutes*

@ingridrd You can do it!!

Yup, she butted into my life like that several times.

I still like her though 🙂

@ingridrd  Hullo! What are you working on? I’m revising the prologue for my KPA. My English teacher recruited herself the editor. *rolls eyes*

@ingridrd  Still around? I’m writing 🙂

@sam-kowal  Right on! Enjoy your staredown!! 😉

*plays LOTR music and dims lights*

@epicaddie2 😀 😀 XD On second though, maybe we don’t want that…

I don’t think we have much of a choice though. The ways chairs are disappearing, they’re gonna be a commodity for kings and nobles only soon.

@dragon-snapper Oh, we are? Well, what if we’ve come up with a substitute

@dragon-snapper Oh, really…? Or are you really scared that Stan and I have come upon the true recipe for Anti-Snapper-Chair-Saving-Spray and Stan has figured out how to melt beans?

@dekreel *looks away from staredown*

Oh…oh, yes. That would be EXCELLENT. Something aggressive and dramatic, please. And full volume

@dragon-snapper Woah… *hands you the cliché villain of the year award* Let me guess, you wore all black and swished your cape every five seconds?

@sam-kowal  @dragon-snapper  @daughteroftheking  *hauls in stereo system* Do you guys need dramatic music and lightning sound effects here, too? 😉

@daughteroftheking As cliche as, and even more so. Be aware, I used orcs. I stayed in my tower. I waited for the heroes to come to me.

@sam-kowal @epicaddie2 No. No we do not want another chair-melting dragon. But you guys are missing a secret ingredient to your repellent.

I’ll never talk.

😉