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Some highlights from my out-of-context quotes folder:

“It’s not road rage. It’s just regular rage.”
“This is why you don’t let your kids play Minecraft, kids.”
“HE’S DOING HIS BOBNESS!”
“That guy’s face is a normal face.”
“What if you believe in terrible stuff? What if you believe in… Santa?”
“I know I’m amazing, but you can be amazing, too.”
“It’s easy. Simply… do it. Now.”
“We’ve taken it into consideration, and we’ve decided to become worse.”
“Against my better judgement, I will do something stupid, as is my nature.”
“I live by a simple philosophy: stick good.”
“This bridge here, it’s an EVIL bridge.”
“If you don’t think this is awesome your opinion is big and stinky.”
“We scientifically made it up right now.”
“It’s not cool to do crimes.” “No, it isn’t. Unless that crime is something cool.”
“It’s harder to make a square evil than it is a triangle.”
“But luckily they get bashed in the head by a kind old man. Wait.”
“Well listen, if money, good, more, if no money, bad, no more”
“Can it be super colorful but also somehow entirely gray?”
“You know what they say about beluga whales, you never know when they’re gonna strike.”
“Maybe the real skeletons were inside us all along.”