G. B. Carter

@joy-schmidt Hi hi and hi! 😀

@corissa-maiden-of-praise I always look like I’ve been fighting with a baby squirrel. It’s a fashion statement. Yeah, some of it isn’t as bad as I expect. You know, like the epic saga (complete with illustrations!!) of a man and his cat who were being chased by a land-dwelling shark, and were saved from being trapped in ice (not by the shark,…[Read more]

@jessi-rae I personally think he should make a career out of marketing 8-year-old Josiah’s book. 😀

@daeus 😀 Maybe Theron’s life motto should be ‘gone fishin’. 😛 That, or something to do with ice cream. Ice cream noodles?
@kate-flournoy He’s certainly one of my happier characters.

@the-real-kapeefer

One of the judges in the bible was left-handed and because of it, he defeated the evil king Eglon.

From the same book, this is Theron.

@daeus @kate-flournoy @daughteroftheking @mariposa @catwing @corissa-maiden-of-praise

@daughteroftheking Noooo!! Waahh! I need ice cream first!

*smiles smugly as she chews on a rare and delicious plaid stick*

@aislinn-mollisong Methinks the second is better. You’ve done a good job writing in first person, and making it sound like a real person’s thoughts.

@the-real-kapeefer Did you keep a tally of how many people came up to you and said, “Wow, you’re a Kapeefer? Me too!”

@dragon-snapper *hold ice cream at arm’s length* Not until you let me read your book you won’t. MWHAHAHA!

@the-real-kapeefer Not exaggerated? 😛 Taking over his business?

Heh heh. I think I just found the plot for the sequel to the sequel, LKD fans. 🙂

But either way, that’s awesome that you’re writing. 😀

@the-real-kapeefer Glad you could find time between milking puppies and eating at McDonald’s to join us! What’s your favorite fast food restaurant? Oh wait never mind. Have you worn your shirt to your local barnyard dance yet? 😀

@daeus That would be hilarious… 😀

@daeus Well, I don’t imagine the characters exactly like that. In fact, I have yet to see actors that look like my characters how I want them. XD Glad you like it. 🙂
@catwing It’s just an expression!
@corissa-maiden-of-praise It’s my precioussss. After I’m done editing this draft, and possibly the second…well, whenever it’s opened to…[Read more]

@the-real-kapeefer

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Yeah.

I’m not quite sure to make of this, but I do know that this is going to be awesome. 😛

I guess this means that I have another major character to put in the Legends of King Daeus. @aratrea I’m sorry, but the Wiser has more than just a frog now. XD

So no one’s really asked you any questions. So I’ll ask you one.…[Read more]

Oh, and no one directly said it yet so WELCOME TO THE BESTISTEST PLACE ON THE INTERNET! 😀

@The-Real-Kapeefer Eh, you won’t be a Bumbling Henchman for long. It only lasts for a certain number of posts which number I know and isn’t terribly long. ;P
And heeeyyy, fellow non-writer! (I think…) As far as I know I’ve been the only one of those on here. Privileged rank, I know, but high-five nonetheless. XD I’ve watched a lot of the videos…[Read more]

@daeus I humbly request to be tagged as well. Or not so humbly. Whatever gets me tagged. 😉

@dragon-snapper *stares at collage* WOW. Just… so much wow. I will join @corissa-maiden-of-praise in pleading to read your book. *displays the virtual ice cream you will receive if you let me read the book* I am not above bribing when it comes to books. 😛