G. B. Carter

@Mariposa Oh, good grief. Cocoa. Everything else is an abomination and should not be tolerated by respectable human beings. *firm nod*

@daughteroftheking *chokes on drink*

@anne-of-lothlorien Oh, my… this is great. I think this should be the Kapeefer national anthem. Everyone, please remove your frogs, hands over your raspberries, and face the Ramen Noodles.

@dekreel *is happy to not be considered a weirdo* I like Janner and Podo, but my favorite of all is ARTHAM!! I love him so much… *dissolves into tears over his tragic backstory* My favorite book is the last one, even though… THE ENDING. GAH. I cried too. Very much. 😛 Have you ever read Pembrick’s Creaturpedia? It’s a guide to the weird…[Read more]

@dekreel OH MY GOODNESS JAMES HERRIOT. *grins manically* I’ve been looking high and low for a copy of his All Creatures Great and Small. I read his Cat Stories and Dog Stories and… *flails* Yeah. Good taste there.

Ooh, who’s your favorite actor?

@Dekreel Coolio! Biographies are pretty neat; have you ever read any about missionaries? Some of those people have epic lives…

@Daeus Well this is cool.

I have one thought to add to the whole diary debate thing… If the character only lives when he’s being written, how can he keep a diary? When does he have the time for that?

And I’ll have you know that this story has ruined my life. I’ve spent the last day or so pondering the fact that the ‘Hero’ isn’t actually the…[Read more]

@dekreel
*nods sagely* Greetings.
So…*rubs hands together* Welcome to the bestistest place on the internets! Ah, instrumental. I love instrumental as well. Who are some of your favorite artists?

@dekreel WINGFEATHER SAGA!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks you with giant bear hug* I love those books!!! Who’s your favorite character? Which was your favorite book? What did you think of the ending of the fourth book? *realizes I’m still hugging you* *grins sheepishly and backs away* *hopes you don’t think I’m too much of a weirdo*

@Jess I (obviously) concur with what they all said, but I’d like to add a side note to Daeus’ point: If the world is better off than it was before, even if (and possibly because) the protagonist didn’t get what she wanted, than at least a small victory has been achieved, no matter the personal cost to the MC. The reader will recognize this and be…[Read more]

@salome01w4g *discreetly holds out hand for a high-five*

Hullo, @Dekreel! Welcome to this crazy place! Do you know what MBTI personality type you are? What’s your favorite genre in fiction?

@Anne-of-lothlorien I feel like to ought to say something, but I’m too busy laughing to think of anything clever.

BRAVO, dear. This is… it’s just… yeah. *thunderous applause*

@anne-of-lothlorien Lovely! XD

@daeus Nice one. You got a line of respect. 😛

You know you’re a writer when you’re decided whether you want to include someone’s backstory or not, and decide to do so not because it’s fun to write, but because it’s heart wrenching and when you say so, your sister says only this, “Sigh.”

@seekjustice I accomplished… stuff! Yay! Adios!

@seekjustice Double digits at last! I am here to force a troublesome character to cease being so flat. *pointed stare at said character*

@Catwing Yes! That’s a great idea! Very unique! *nods* Glad to be of service.

But now I must depart. Good luck on thy iron gongs. 😀

Gongs! I love gongs! Such great sounds. 😀
@catwing

@Catwing No dragon hoard? …Well, for those poor dragons of the lesser class *inspects talons* they usually spend their time lazily sleeping as you said. Doing nothing. There’s a reason they have no gold.