Darik Swisher

@pickupyourpenandwrite An incredible revelation–so that’s why I like algebra.

@clairec Wow. Really? Thank you so much! 😀

You know you’re a Kapeefer when you write down something that makes you a writer at 11:30 PM just so you can tell the Kapeefers.

You know you’re a writer when you watch an epic Winter Olympics commercial–super active people with amazing tricks–and you just say meekly, “I write books.”

You know you’re a writer when you begin to describe the setting of a winter day as you take bulk trash to the curb.

@aratrea, a ‘like’ button would be great! Also, a big ‘Yes!’ for Anna in a video! 😀

@epicaddie2. Oh, look! You just achieved insta(nt) fame!

@christi-eaton

@dekreel Ugh, yes… I need a break from Tom Brady. 😉

@epicaddie2 Haha! Yes… those touchdowns. So close. We cheered so loud. XD

@ingridrd *eats cake*

@sam-kowal *pats shoulder* Worry not. By not watching the Superbowl, you didn’t have to listen to the announcers talk about the Patriots a whole lot. … Who would you root for though? The…[Read more]

@aratrea, @epicaddie2, @the-real-kapeefer, @dragon-snapper

I can see the news headline….

“Josiah and Danial Degraaf: The latest viral internet memes!” Disclaimer – For writers only. No one else will understand.

@aratrea @the-real-kapeefer I’m surprised neither of you ran off at the first one. XD

*Oh noes. The Wiser… he’ll turn us all into frogs*

@dragon-snapper,  🙂 You deserve it, dear. I’m honestly in awe of all your writing…

Special person and probably the most genius writer ever

@clairec You just made my day… week… writing career. ❤

@dekreel I’ve never seen it so it can’t get stuck in my head! HA!

@epicaddie2

*hearty laughter* Awesome, @epicaddie, @dekreel. I would never have thought to do something like that!

@livgiordano As the others have said, basically you have to change the full character arc into a tiny little three-scene structure. That condenses it down to a small space, but still has the general idea. For example:

– Goldilocks wants eats the porridge because she doesn’t think taking someone else’s stuff is bad
– The bears come back and chase…[Read more]

You know you’re a bookworm when new bookshelves is the bestest thing ever and you spend hours and hours trying to work out how to rearrange the books. xP

@dragon-snapper

@dragon snapper 😀 YASS! Except I’m from Australia…. But this is something I do all the time in other situations too. “Did you see that number (Aussie version of license) plate? Maybe it’s ____!” My family = *massive eye roll* 😛

You know you’re a kapeefer when you know all the positions on the forum –

King – @daeus

Special person and…[Read more]

@dekreel … *whiny kid voice* BUT I DON’t WANT TO MAJOR IN ENGLISH WAAAAAAHHHHH!

Too much reading and literary analysis and not enough writing. Haha! 😉

XD I think I’m probably the nerdiest and weirdest one of my family. And I love it. BWAHAHAHA–sorry.