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@anne-of-lothlorien

I’d usually severely injure anyone who tries to punish me, since I’m a Ranger, but I think I’ll accept this punishment. *stuffs chocolate in my mouth* *through a mouthful of chocolate* I’m loving this!

@anne-of-lothlorien Yes, I am! *glares at everyone* *pulls out Ranger weapons* Guys, this is Anne’s thread. Stop hijacking it.

Let’s ignore the fact that I took part in hijacking.

*pops in* Did I hear Ascendence Trilogy?

Wow, I’m late. Oops.

Not sure if this has been asked yet, but are you left or right handed?

@leilani-dove

@dekreel I wish I could help, but, honestly, I can’t draw. It’s really sad.

@dragon-snapper Thank you. *sigh of relief*

@sam-kowal @dragon-snapper @shannon

I’ve got it! Invisible chairs!

Okay, I can see why that may not work. Maybe they’re invisible if you turn on the invisibility?

I think it would just be easier if everybody switched to beanbags.

@dragon-snapper

Hm… What if we make chairs that have a Snapper alert? Whenever you come near an alarm turns on so we can hide the chairs.

@dragon-snapper

You melt horses?

@dekreel Hmm… I dunno. @dragon-snapper Do you melt stools or sofas? What about benches?

Trees are flammable, so I’m not sure if that would work. And I’m scared of heights.

Sitting on tables are fun, I have to admit. But I like leaning back on something when I’m sitting.

I’ve never ridden a horse before… That might work.

Carpeted floors?…[Read more]

@sam-kowal

Oh boy. At this rate Kingdom Pen is going to be completely chairless. We’ll all have to switch to beanbags.

@dragon-snapper A secret ingredient? Hmmm….

*pulls out Ranger weapons* Tell me, or else…

@dragon-snapper

Good question.

KP conference >> chairs for the conference >> you melting the chairs at the conference >> idea that maybe you don’t melt beanbags >> you said you hate beans

@sam-kowal I actually have a dragon friend who can melt the beans, although she’s busy right now. Luckily I have a bunch of repellent already made.

Tell…[Read more]

@dragon-snapper I’m developing a new kind of repellent that you can’t eat.

So there.

@dragon-snapper *sprays repellent*

@dragon-snapper Does that law apply to Rangers, by any chance? I don’t think it does. *sprays repellent*

@shannon @sam-kowal Never fear, I know a dragon! She can help me make the repellent.

@aysia-serene Calling all Aysia dragons!

@dragon-snapper

But wait, there’s more!

5. Love interest needs rescuing

6. The wizard is really old

7. The MC is brave and heroic

8. The villain is ENTIRELY evil, or is misguided and becomes good in the end

9. Evil henchman

10. The sidekick is for comic relief