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@shannon Well, we gotta weird when we’re trying to evade @dragon-snapper. It’s the only way to save the chairs of this world. ;D

Yes, Anne, we beg your mercy…:(

@emma-flournoy 😀 Yes

@shannon I think horses would charge away… unless we had warhorses, and those are kind of hard to come by

That would be super epic though 😀 😀  A Kingdom Pen conference on horse…

@epicaddie2 We would need some way to hide our chairs really quickly… they would have to be collapsible, or @dragon-snapper would get…[Read more]

@dragon-snapper  But they’re not chairs exactly! And melting horses is just plain…  o_0

@anne-of-lothlorien  We seemed to have hijacked your thread…

@dragon-snapper

Hm… What if we make chairs that have a Snapper alert? Whenever you come near an alarm turns on so we can hide the chairs.

@dragon-snapper

You melt horses?

@dekreel Hmm… I dunno. @dragon-snapper Do you melt stools or sofas? What about benches?

Trees are flammable, so I’m not sure if that would work. And I’m scared of heights.

Sitting on tables are fun, I have to admit. But I like leaning back on something when I’m sitting.

I’ve never ridden a horse before… That might work.

Carpeted floors?…[Read more]

😀 @dragon-snapper *flips a table* Is nothing safe? 

@epicaddie2 😀 😀 XD On second though, maybe we don’t want that…

I don’t think we have much of a choice though. The ways chairs are disappearing, they’re gonna be a commodity for kings and nobles only soon.

@dragon-snapper Oh, we are? Well, what if we’ve come up with a substitute

@dragon-snapper Oh, really…? Or are you really scared that Stan and I have come upon the true recipe for Anti-Snapper-Chair-Saving-Spray and Stan has figured out how to melt beans?

@dekreel *looks away from staredown*

Oh…oh, yes. That would be EXCELLENT. Something aggressive and dramatic, please. And full volume

@dragon-snapper Woah… *hands you the cliché villain of the year award* Let me guess, you wore all black and swished your cape every five seconds?

@dragon-snapper A secret ingredient? Hmmm….

*pulls out Ranger weapons* Tell me, or else…

@sam-kowal  @dragon-snapper  @daughteroftheking  *hauls in stereo system* Do you guys need dramatic music and lightning sound effects here, too? 😉

@dragon-snapper

Good question.

KP conference >> chairs for the conference >> you melting the chairs at the conference >> idea that maybe you don’t melt beanbags >> you said you hate beans

@sam-kowal I actually have a dragon friend who can melt the beans, although she’s busy right now. Luckily I have a bunch of repellent already made.

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@dekreel @princessfoo @alia Hm… Well, we need to give our henchmen an opportunity to bumble. Or else they’ll probably quit. 😛 But *dramatic pause* I agree we should go ourselves, since them we can do our evil monologue. 😀

@dragon-snapper Yes, but was your plan as cliché as ours?

@dragon-snapper

Maybe Brittney invites Sam to go Christmas caroling with them.

If this happens, she should be an amazing singer and him a not so very good one. 😉

@sam-kowal  @dragon-snapper  @audrey-caylin  @others

Heya! I’m writing! I think I’ll be working on the KPA. Or the DWN…*shrug*

@dragon-snapper I find it comforting that a dragon can still feel fear *smiles maliciously*

@dragon-snapper *wiggles eyebrows* Like villains? Us? Surely you are mistaken. *diabolical laughter that rattles all doors and windows*

Admit it, @Dragon-Snapper… You wouldn’t like us if we weren’t obsessed with villains.

*pokes you with fork**disappears in a swirl of glitter and maniacal cackling*