AveryTheExplodey

@grcr

that’s so cool!

…an ear splitting headache every time they use hyperbole. They try to stop, but they can’t help themselves…

@grcr

Is your pfp an IN COLOR version of Flazzy??? I love it!

@savannah_grace2009

….the smell is too strong for their delicate brains. There is no cure for the headache, except of course….

Macaronii and Cheese. But when they get headaches, they get it like a killazillabillon times worse than anyone else. The ultimate price of their hyperbolic nature is…

….the smell is too strong for their delicate brains. There is no cure for the headache, except of course….

ONLY STUPID QUESTIONS

(jk)

THERE ARE NO STUPID THOUGHTS

@rae

Now I want to hear it…we are in the Dark Castle RP after all….

@rae

KP now has a ghost 😱😱😱😱

NO ONE IS SAFE

@highscribeofaetherium @rae

*Fracture bursts into maniacal laughter*

….and they sometimes lose on purpose, just to get a taste of what losing feels like…

WAIT. Maybe it was KP’s ghost….

@rae @jonas @highscribeofaetherium

Well….that was kind of creepy lol…who was that 😂 😂 😂

They are obviously way better at pie contests than anybody else. Like way better, but they do this because…..

@rae

Yeah, this is entertaining, lol

To maintain normality however, the Hyperbolii…

…make sure to always eat three square meals a day. This helps bring them down to earth….

@rae

It doesn’t matter to me…

@jonas

Ottoline

“We’re not fighting deer anyway,” Ellis began, “I’d rather they run away.” His arrow landed close to the bull’s eye, but Ottoline’s arrows were still closer.

“If you can’t kill a deer,” Ottoline scoffed, “or even hit a bull’s eye, what makes you think you can kill a dragon? With scales like plates of armor?” she shook her h…[Read more]

@jonas @rae

Sorry I disappeared on you guys… I had to get ready for a school concert.

Ottoline, you dug yourself in deep this time…