AveryTheExplodey

And when they are under hypnotographic influence. What if hypnotography is a biproduct of some hyperbolic statement that has something to do with broccoli?

Wait, maybe Hyperbolii people are just prone to headaches; they get headaches when they are around broccoli and whenever they use hyperbole!

@thearcaneaxiom

That’s funny, I never thought of that!

Hmmm, I wonder if the hypnotographic headaches have any correlation to the Hyperbolii headaches.

@rae

Okay, as of now, Wyoh is the new ghost of KP..NO ONE IS SAFE!!!

Ottoline

“I’m going to teach you how to use one,” Ellis threw the wooden sword at her feet.

“I don’t think that’s a good idea,” Ottoline frowned, “You’re obviously better than me.” she stepped away from the sword. “I think I’ll just stick to what I know.” She held her head up high as if confident, but she was trying to cover up her anxiety. I…[Read more]

@rae @highscribeofaetherium

OR the ghost is PRETENDING to be someone named Ellie…

@jonas

Ottoline

“How are you going to get through a dragon’s scales even if your aim is perfect?” Ellis aimed his bow, “I for one am not going to be trying to shoot them.” His arrow sped through the air and barely even hit the target.

“Well, I would hope not,” Ottoline frowned, “You wouldn’t even be able to hit them.” She drew another arrow a…[Read more]

…they would rather use hyperbole and live with the pain than come down to earth…

@rae

Interesting…we should give this ghost a name!

@grcr

that’s so cool!

…an ear splitting headache every time they use hyperbole. They try to stop, but they can’t help themselves…

@grcr

Is your pfp an IN COLOR version of Flazzy??? I love it!

@savannah_grace2009

….the smell is too strong for their delicate brains. There is no cure for the headache, except of course….

Macaronii and Cheese. But when they get headaches, they get it like a killazillabillon times worse than anyone else. The ultimate price of their hyperbolic nature is…

….the smell is too strong for their delicate brains. There is no cure for the headache, except of course….

ONLY STUPID QUESTIONS

(jk)

THERE ARE NO STUPID THOUGHTS

@rae

Now I want to hear it…we are in the Dark Castle RP after all….

@rae

KP now has a ghost 😱😱😱😱

NO ONE IS SAFE

@highscribeofaetherium @rae

*Fracture bursts into maniacal laughter*