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These are from a WIP Rules of the Road. I’d give more context, but I think they speak for themselves. XD
My heart literally froze.
It was a tamale
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I filled out another sentence diagram. So far, the Cat (subject) had(helping verb) eaten(verb) the (article describing direct object) mouse (direct object).
A striking saga of nature.
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“Why, thanks Jay.” Raphael’s face practically oozed surprise. I shrugged off a smile.
“Don’t be too grateful. It wasn’t my money.”
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Did I ever tell you about the time I got my shoelaces caught in the Wild Whirl at a carnival? Oh, nevermind. That was a dream.
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“What are you doing here?”
“Catching bullets, apparently.”
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I didn’t know the National Sausage Administration could interrogate minors. I held up my hands.
“Hey, I think you’re out of your jurisdiction. I’m full blooded Canadian bacon.”
You have listened to fears, child. Come, let me breathe on you... Are you brave again? -Aslan
Here is one!
Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No?
Teacher: Can you feel God?
Class: No?
Teacher: Then there is no God!
One student: Hey teacher!
Teacher: Yes?
One student: Can you see your brain?
teacher: No?
One student: Can you touch you brain?
Teacher: No?
One student: Oh, so you don’t have a brain?!
Spookay month!
“I think the dog is wind powered.” – me
"You need French Toast."
@rae lol was the dog’s tail whirling like a fan?
Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.
That’s funny
“I think the dog is wind powered.” – me
I am confused on why you would say that. But then again, I say some pretty random stuff too so I can’t really condemn you for something I am so proud to do myself.
“The trees are really sneezing today.” -Calvin
I go by many names, Andrew, Andy, Mandrew, but you may call me... BATMAN!!!
XD I found your reactions very amusing.
My big brother and I were playing tag with the dog, but Marley wasn’t running that fast until a gust of wind came and suddenly he was running as if his life depended on it. Hence, the weird quote.
"You need French Toast."
Guys, if feet were people, what would their fashion sense be?
Ancient, that’s what. They would only wear toegas!
*Coughs awkwardly* I’ll just leave.
“Everything is a mountain”
OOH! I’ll quote everything my classmates and teachers have said!
“Wait… did you go here for high school?”- one kid said to my FEMALE teacher. (Its an all boys school)
“So… can you become God?”- A kid asked in my religion class.
“Ok (student name) if you’re so smart, then get up here and teach the class!”- my health teacher said to a kid that wouldn’t stop talking. (by the way she actually made hime go up there and start reading the slides 😂)
“Filthy German!”- Some kid in my home room.
“And you get a candle when you get married in the catholic faith, so one day when you get married to your husbands like I did you’ll get a can- I mean wives!!”,- my religion teacher. (again all boys school)
Class mate in German- “Die shoolerin” My German Teacher “AGH Thats whats going to happen to you if you dont learn to pronounce it!” (its pronounced DEE but he said DIE)
“Ok so you’ll start one page 5, and if you need help finding it again there will be info in the pamphlet!”- my English teacher – classmate Raises hand “Yes?”- My English teacher “so where are we starting? and where can you find the info” – classmate “… Why are you all like this?”- english teacher. (My classmates in that class always ask either irrelevant questions or questions already answered)
And thats all I could remember right now! but I hope you guys liked them!
Spookay month!
I filled out another sentence diagram. So far, the Cat (subject) had(helping verb) eaten(verb) the (article describing direct object) mouse (direct object).
A striking saga of nature.
Lol
"You need French Toast."
“Filthy German!”
My character Dr. Humboldt would take offense to that. If he were here, of course, which he’s not because I don’t let him anywhere near the computer.
lol but if anyone can be described as “filthy German” it’s him. He’s nice enough sometimes, but he’s also a mad scientist and has done some nasty things to the other characters.
Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.
“What are you doing here?”
“Catching bullets, apparently.”
This is why Jayson is so awesome. (Did you just shoot my boy?)
*Snorting laugh*
First Grand Historian of Arreth and the Lesser Realms (aka Kitty)
Fork the Gorknew quote!
Person 1- “How was your week?”
Person 2- “Pretty!”
Person1- “Wait, what-?”
Spookay month!
Here’s some more random quotes to confuse you:
“Yay, more insanity flowing to my head! My legs are especially contributing!” – me
“Marsupials deserve our utmost respect…says the guy who just threw one through a bush!” – Caleb
"You need French Toast."
“Yay, more insanity flowing to my head! My legs are especially contributing!” – me
I read this late last night and I thought this meant something totally different.
“Marsupials deserve our utmost respect…says the guy who just threw one through a bush!” – Caleb
*Me googling what a marsupial is* Yeah, Caleb, they do deserve our respect, especially the ones that live down south!
I go by many names, Andrew, Andy, Mandrew, but you may call me... BATMAN!!!
I read this late last night and I thought this meant something totally different.
Oops.
Basically I was upside down on our zipline and I was joking around cuz of the blood flowing to my head.
Yeah, Caleb, they do deserve our respect
Not opossums! They DO NOT deserve any respect at all!
Except the fact they can’t get rabies. Little rats steal my kittie’s food! Poor hungry kittens."You need French Toast."
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