The magic Potato knows best

[Beth]

“PO-TAY-TOES. BOIL EM. MASH EM. STICK EM IN A STEW.”

PIVOT! PiVOT!

[Potato reporter]

@beth-torres

>:O

"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁

[Stepheroni and Cheese]

@the_lost_journal

So I’m curious now, not gonna lie–

Magic potato, what potato am I?

Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.

[Stepheroni and Cheese]

Why is your tag not working???!

@the_lost-journal

Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.

[Stepheroni and Cheese]

OH NO I LOOKED BACK AND I SAID IT WRONG

Lemmy try again

 

Magic potato, havoc potato, what potato am I?

Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.

[Potato reporter]

@stephie

Thank you!

YOU ARE A….

oh-

You are a zo- potato of such interest! This potato usually enjoys to sleep, and is a little more lazy and procrastinates a lot. This potato does not care about its appearance, and cares little about what other potatoes say about it!

Also, come one, this potato tends to like creepier things, and loves tradition. Plus they do things without thinking, because they don’t have a mind.

I don’t know what this means… you are the first person the magic potato has ever chosen for that!

"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁

[SLAYING SARAAAA ✨✨]

@the_lost-journal

CAN YOU PLEASE SUMMON MEEEE

i wanna be a potato :/

This lady thrives on the divine grace of Faith and the rich embrace of caffeine.

[Potato reporter]

@savannah_grace2009

YOU ARE SUMMONED

 

"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁

[Stepheroni and Cheese]

@the_lost-journal

*walks around with arms outstretched, grey makeup, and vague zombie look*

What. In. The. Living. World.

I’m a zombie? 

Well, exams are coming up, and I might as well be XD

@linus-smallprint we can share in insulting potato identities

Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.

[Potato reporter]

@stephie

Uh oh.

"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁

[Stepheroni and Cheese]

@the_lost-journal

My sisters want to know what potatoes they are lol

Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.

[Potato reporter]

@stephie

Okay!

she is A…

 

Yes! I was waiting for someone to get this potato! This potato is very cool! They like doing cool things and are more laid back! It is the kind of potato that when you talk about them, another potato is like, “Oh yeah, I know her/him. He is really cool!” A cool potato is also pretty including, and likes to have fun with everyone! They are friends with every other potato! (Except for the bad potato …)

"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁

[Stepheroni and Cheese]

That definitely fits my youngest sister…*glares with jealousy*

*realises I’m not allowed to be jealous cuz I’m christian*

*resorts to smiling like professor McGonagall*

Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.

[Potato reporter]

@stephie

LOL! Glad that works! Is your sister old enough to join? Then again, she could not even be interested in writing lol!

"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁

[Beth]

@the_lost-journal

Since I was kinda summoned…

Magic potato, havoc potato, what potato am I?

PIVOT! PiVOT!

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