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  • #39744
    Catwing
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      @dragon-snapper Thanks. Sooo… Why do you melt chairs? *licks paw* I mean they’re the purrfect scratching posts. That is what they’re for right? Scratching. Why did people even invent hard metal chairs? They always make this weird sound when you scratch them and are so cold to sit on.
      Oh, they’re for snow people! (Or hot people to cool down on)

      IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

      #39745
      Catwing
      @catwing
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        @dragon-snapper Yes, I saw that movie. The wolves were the best!
        “We’re goning to devour this baby!”
        *licks baby’s face*
        “Wait what just happened?”

        IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

        #39746
        Catwing
        @catwing
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          @dragon-snapper My brother keeps making me go back to the bigger dragons are better GIF. He likes dragons… And How To Train Your Dragon. [Me too, but he likes them more.] 😸
          🐲 He requested a put a dragon. So there.

          IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

          #39747
          Snapper
          @dragon-snapper
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            @catwing
            “Give us tiny thing, or we’re gonna eat you!”
            “We’re gonna eat you anyway!”
            “You don’t say it until you get it!”
            “We’re not gonna eat you!”
            *facepalm* “Well now it’s too late!”

            Ah. I don’t melt the wooden chairs. They would just burn. I melt the annoying plastic chairs in classrooms. I also melt the metal ones. But I melt chairs because…because… *shrugs* Who knows why I melt chairs?

            ☀ ☀ ☀ ENFP ☀ ☀ ☀

            #39748
            Catwing
            @catwing
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              @dragon-snapper
              My brother says, You should melt all chairs and we can use gym balls to improve posture.
              I disagree though. *starts scratching a random chair* Just if you do, don’t melt my chair I need to clean my claws and keep them sharp.

              IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

              #39749
              Snapper
              @dragon-snapper
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                @catwing I think I’ve melted every single chair in Kingdom Pen more than once, but they seem to have an endless supply… 😐
                No promises.

                ☀ ☀ ☀ ENFP ☀ ☀ ☀

                #39750
                Catwing
                @catwing
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                  @dragon-snapper It appears I have found the portal to Chair [A dimension of chairs] or at least a room of infinite chairs. Or chairs that respawn [Like minecraft. I have died, but seem to always come back.]. Or something else…
                  Wait, why is that a bad thing?

                  IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

                  #39751
                  Anonymous
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                    @dragon-snapper Ok, well, I just realized that we don’t have any plastic chairs in our house. Guess that takes care of that problem!

                    #39752
                    Snapper
                    @dragon-snapper
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                      @catwing I like the respawn best.
                      *Game over. Your chair has been melted by a Dragon Snapper. Continue?*

                      ☀ ☀ ☀ ENFP ☀ ☀ ☀

                      #39753
                      Anonymous
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                        @catwing Friending is just becoming friends with somebody else…pretty straightforward 😉

                        #39754
                        Snapper
                        @dragon-snapper
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                          @shannon Did I mention that I melt phones too?

                          ☀ ☀ ☀ ENFP ☀ ☀ ☀

                          #39755
                          Anonymous
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                            #39756
                            Catwing
                            @catwing
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                              @dragon-snapper What happened? That was as surprising as a creeper. Yes, continue. *atempts to hit continue, but hits menu.* Nooooooo. I’ll be back!

                              IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

                              #39757
                              Catwing
                              @catwing
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                                @dragon-snapper Yes, you did. Fortunately mine is dragon, water, lava, volcano, siren, polar bear, and more proofed. So, ha! It is from a very hazardous dimension. A present from Kay. [one of my characters]. *waves black phone in black case* Yay! I came prepared.

                                IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

                                #39758
                                Catwing
                                @catwing
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                                  Oh, and @emily. See above.

                                  IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

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