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☢️☣️⚠️‼️POTATO CITY NEW WILL BE LATE TODAY (sorry)‼️⚠️☣️☢️
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
This is why potato news has taken so long:
“Ha, first one here! I knew I would beat Phillip! Now let me just find my… Wait… I FORGOT MY KEY!” – Patrick
… *Some time later*
“Hey Patrick! Wow, we beat Phillip AND Pristina! They both get here at like… six in the morning…” – Parsley
“Mhm. I know, when my mother was alive she would drag me here at five, and they would get here at five something.” – Patricia
“Yeah, yeah, yeah! Now do you guys have a key?” – Patrick
“Uh… funny story actually… I lost mine.” – Polly
“Same here…” – Parsley
“Yeah… same.” – Patricia
“Well now we have to wait fo-“ – Patrick
“WHAT!? I’m late!” – Phillip
“Oh, hey Phillip.” – Patricia
“Shoot, who has a key?” – Phillip
“Great, now were stuck out here, with no key.” – Parsley
“I-…I don’t want to be out here… I don’t want to-to get attacked!” – Polly
“Calm down. There isn’t any squirrels around!” – Patrick
“But what if they’re stalking us!?!” – Polly freaks out
“Relax, I am sure it’s fine! Look, here comes Palmer, Pax, Paisley, and.. oh Piper…” – Parsley
“Another day of torture…” – Pax
“I AM SO HAPPY! IT IS SPRING.”- Palmer
“Can you learn to, like, shut up? And not sound like a door that should be burned???” – Piper
“Piper. No one likes you.” – Paisley smiles
“Pft, who?” – Piper
“Asked for you to be here? No one.” – Paisley
“Lol, whatever!………”- Piper
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“What is everyone standing around for?! IT IS A DAY OF POSSIBILITIES!!” – Palmer
“We are locked out.” – Patricia
“Welp, let’s get in then.” – Palmer unlocks the doors
“Finally inside where it is cold, like my heart.” – Pax
“Okay…” – Paisley
“AHH!!” – Patricia screams
*All the potatoes run in to find this:*
“Patricia fainted!” – Parsley
“That is the least of our worries! Poppy is DEAD!” – Patrick
“Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! What are we going to do!?!?” – Piper
“They are going to think WE did it!” – Paisley
“No, they are right… we did do it… well, at least one of us…” – Pax
“What are you talking about?!” – Phillip
*Pax leans close to Phillip* “I mean, the only ones who have access to the building is us. We are the only ones with a key. We are the only ones who can get in. Which means one of us did it.” – Pax
“No, no! None of us would do anything like that! It was probably a squirrel or something!” – Palmer
“How could have a squirrel gotten in? All the windows were shut and locked, the only entrance was closed and locked. All of us saw both of them alive… And only now are we seeing them dead.” – Pax
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“You’re right…” – Palmer
“Guys! Pristina is dead too!” – Parsley comes back in
“Oma! Oh my avocado! SHE IS!” – Piper
“They are BOTH covered in ketchup!”- Patrick
“Only one person has experience with murder… and that is me… So I will be the one to reveal this truth.” – Pax
“Shouldn’t we call the police or something?!” – Paisley
“There is one problem with that… the news will be canceled.” – Pax
*All the potatoes gasp*
“Even late news is better than no news” – Palmer
“Could you believe not going on?!” – Piper
“That is a sin!” – Parsley
“Yes… It is. So we are going to see whom has news… They will do it. And behind the scenes, I will be interrogating everyone.” – Pax
“And how do we know it isn’t you?” – Parsley
“Because, I don’t have a key. I was the first to leave. And I am the newest person on set. So I am unfamiliar with everything. And that is why I don’t have a key, or a way in.” – Pax
“That is true… Okay, we’ll put our trust in you!” – Palmer
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
hey, so yeah?
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“I have to be somewhere!” – Piper
“Where? Where do YOU have to be? You don’t even have a life!” – Phillip
“Rude! I would never be that rude! Anyway… my sister’s brother is um… uh… giving birth! So I got to go!” – Piper
“Wha-?” – Palmer
“BYE!” – Piper
*Piper disappears*
*in the ally*
“Are you the squirrel I need to meet with?… to END the duck queen.” – Piper
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“Yes, your assignment is to try and spread misinformation about the Duck Queen. And redirect the potato killing in the News station to someone else other than us. If all goes wrong, we’ll break you out of jail and give you asylum in the Squirrel Kingdom. Is your mission clear.” -squirrel in dark ally
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (Lord Willing)“Understood! I am on news duty tomorrow!” – Piper
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“Long live the Lord of the Squirrels.” -squirrel in dark ally
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#AnduthForever (Lord Willing)“Hello and welcome back to… uh… Late night news…?” – Phillip
“As I like to say: Late news is better than no news…*cough cough*” – Palmer
“… What are the stories today…?” – Phillip whispers
“Oh no… I have been so caught up with the mur-” – Palmer
“WHAT?!?! Haha, you have been caught up with… modeling… you say?” – Piper
“Wait why can’t I talk about the… you know what?” – Palmer
“Because we don’t want to alarm the potatoes watching at home!” – Piper whispered
“Oh…. Okay… Uh, the news… what is new?” – Phillip
“Um… here, take this…” – Piper hands them a note sheet
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“The gerbils are now settled in and have their own part of town, it is now called gerbil town!” – Phillip says, in a robotic way
“And here is a picture,” – Palmer also says in an unathefasiastic way.
“Wow, it looks so real and not totally fake…!” – Palmer
“More news! We are beginning to rebuild the houses that were destroyed in episode one! Now it is time for weather.” – Phillip
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“I hate weather! I hate it as much as I hate murd-” – Paisley gets interrupted as Piper throws a chair at her
“I will be doing the weather! As you see, there is going to be some rain, and stuff! And than some cloudy sun on Friday? Um… YEAH!” – Piper
“Um, thanks.. Now the olympics is now over! The gold medals go to-” – Phillip
“AHHH!!!” – Patricia
“WHAT?! What is it?!” – Palmer gets up and runs over
“Someone knocked out Patrick!” – Parsley
“What?! Whom did this?!” – Pax
“I don’t know!” – Patricia
“Cut the recording!” – Piper runs to the cameras… and the footage ends
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“Hello.” – Pax
“Welcome back to an exciting day of news!… Ugh I sound so fake…” – Piper
“We should address the murder…” – Pax
“What murder?! Ha, ha ha!” – Piper
“What are you talking about? How about I do the news? You can go uh… not do murder interrogating….” – Piper
“Well…” – Pax
“Have fun!” – Piper pushes Pax off screen
“Now, lets see! Oh, the duck queen has just announced that she will not be supporting the gerbils, and calls them “Germ-bils” as if they are like germs and pests! Interesting…”
“Next we have that the evil potato murder ESCAPED from jail! So everyone stay away from going outside!”
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
“Time for our first official story! Is with the rebuilding of the houses!”
“As you see, THE magic potato himself is helping the community! And you should always trust him! We have some more happy news! A potato police department has been open up for the first time in potato city!”
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
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