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"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
what the fudge
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“Hello and welcome back to potato news! I am Pristina!” – Pristina
“And I am Phill! With a “PH”” – Phill
“We’ve got some exciting news today! Isn’t that right Phill with a PH?” – Pristina
“You’re right Pristina! We have just got news about a dancing panda! But before we get into that, let’s head into the weather!” – Phill
“Right. Well there is a giant wind storm, heading right for Potato City! And we advise everyone to stay indoors!” – Pristina
“Right, right! And now we have Poppy live there, right now! Outside…” -Phill
“So what are the winds looking like Poppy?” – Pristina
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“Hey Phill, hey Pristina! Well as you see behind me, the winds are truly starting to pick up! And some of these trees have even gotten loose and- WAHHHH”- Poppy
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“… She’s fine!” – Phill
“Let’s head to Patrick with sports!” – Pristina
“Hey all! Right now I am in the Pacheco stadium! Where the Bustles just beat the Squashes! It was 6 to 3! I do love some west potato ball! Next game will be played against the Ketuchups! So stay tuned!” – Patrick
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“Thanks Pat! Now, let’s see that dancing panda!” – Pristina
“… sorry, but we lost the video…” – Peter
“WHAT DID YOU SAY?! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS EVERY AND YOU LOST IT?!” – Phill
“Uh, I thought the main news story was going to be about how they caught that potato killer who turned them into French fries…?” – Patrica
“PATRICA!!!!!! YOU RUINED IT!!!!!!!” – Pristina
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“And we are back! We are so sorry for that slight intuition!” – Phill.
“Yes, it was a little mishap on PATRICIA’s part!” – Pristina
“Yes, everyone hates Patrica…” – Phill
“Anyway! The French fry killer has just been unmasked!” – Pristina
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
“Yes! We have her right here! It is a individual that goes by the name of “Whaley” or also know as @whalekeeper ” – Phill
“Mmhm! We have her phone right here!” – Pristina
“As you see, very scary looking! Authorities are still on the hunt for her! So if you spot her, stay away and alert authorities!” – Phill
“And that is all for us today! Thank you for watching…” – Pristina
“Potato city new!” Pristina and Phill
“Only on channel 64.” – Phill
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
Now this is a news channel worth watching. *munches popcorn*
Official KP archivist ✨
*gasp!* Whaley!? I don’t believe it
Official KP archivist ✨
"If I don't like something, it's probably sanctification. Ugh." -E.C.S.
"If I don't like something, it's probably sanctification. Ugh." -E.C.S.
"If I don't like something, it's probably sanctification. Ugh." -E.C.S.
“Man, I can’t believe Patrica. She is sooo annoying.” – Phill
“I know right?! I just wish the boss would fire her.” – Pristina
“You know that were still live, right?” – Peter
“wait… what?!” – Phill.
“AH! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE SCREENS!” – Pristina
“We’re being hacked!!!!!!” – Phill
“Whatever…” – Peter
"We love the sinner, but hate the sin."-The other mother (Coraline)
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