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  • #199139
    Potato reporter
    @the_lost-journal
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      Quick note, if a random second one of these topics appears out of nowhere, ignore it!

      If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it

      #199142
      Potato reporter
      @the_lost-journal
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        what the fudge

         

        If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it

        #199143
        Potato reporter
        @the_lost-journal
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          “Hello and welcome back to potato news! I am Pristina!” – Pristina

          “And I am Phill! With a “PH”” – Phill

          “We’ve got some exciting news today! Isn’t that right Phill with a PH?” – Pristina

          “You’re right Pristina! We have just got news about a dancing panda! But before we get into that, let’s head into the weather!” – Phill

          “Right. Well there is a giant wind storm, heading right for Potato City! And we advise everyone to stay indoors!” – Pristina

          “Right, right! And now we have Poppy live there, right now! Outside…” -Phill

          “So what are the winds looking like Poppy?” – Pristina

          If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it

          #199145
          Potato reporter
          @the_lost-journal
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            “Hey Phill, hey Pristina! Well as you see behind me, the winds are truly starting to pick up! And some of these trees have even gotten loose and- WAHHHH”- Poppy

             

            If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it

            #199146
            Potato reporter
            @the_lost-journal
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              “… She’s fine!” – Phill

              “Let’s head to Patrick with sports!” – Pristina

              “Hey all! Right now I am in the Pacheco stadium! Where the Bustles just beat the Squashes! It was 6 to 3! I do love some west potato ball! Next game will be played against the Ketuchups! So stay tuned!” – Patrick

              If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it

              #199147
              Potato reporter
              @the_lost-journal
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                “Thanks Pat! Now, let’s see that dancing panda!” – Pristina

                “… sorry, but we lost the video…” – Peter

                “WHAT DID YOU SAY?! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS EVERY AND YOU LOST IT?!” – Phill

                “Uh, I thought the main news story was going to be about how they caught that potato killer who turned them into French fries…?” – Patrica

                “PATRICA!!!!!! YOU RUINED IT!!!!!!!” – Pristina

                If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it

                #199148
                Potato reporter
                @the_lost-journal
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                  “And we are back! We are so sorry for that slight intuition!” – Phill.

                  “Yes, it was a little mishap on PATRICIA’s part!” – Pristina

                  “Yes, everyone hates Patrica…” – Phill

                  “Anyway! The French fry killer has just been unmasked!” – Pristina

                  If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it

                  #199149
                  Potato reporter
                  @the_lost-journal
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                    “Yes! We have her right here! It is a individual that goes by the name of “Whaley” or also know as @whalekeeper ” – Phill

                    “Mmhm! We have her phone right here!” – Pristina

                    “As you see, very scary looking! Authorities are still on the hunt for her! So if you spot her, stay away and alert authorities!” – Phill

                    “And that is all for us today! Thank you for watching…” – Pristina

                    “Potato city new!” Pristina and Phill

                    “Only on channel 64.” – Phill

                    If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it

                    #199153
                    Loopy
                    @loopylin
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                      Now this is a news channel worth watching. *munches popcorn*

                      Have you drank water today?

                      #199154
                      Loopy
                      @loopylin
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                        *gasp!* Whaley!? I don’t believe it

                        Have you drank water today?

                        #199156
                        whaley
                        @whalekeeper
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                          The exhaustion is strong with this one

                          #199157
                          whaley
                          @whalekeeper
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                            The exhaustion is strong with this one

                            #199158
                            whaley
                            @whalekeeper
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                              The exhaustion is strong with this one

                              #199160
                              Potato reporter
                              @the_lost-journal
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                                • Total Posts: 1005

                                “Man, I can’t believe Patrica. She is sooo annoying.” – Phill

                                “I know right?! I just wish the boss would fire her.” – Pristina

                                “You know that were still live, right?” – Peter

                                “wait… what?!” – Phill.

                                “AH! WHAT IS HAPPENING  TO THE SCREENS!” – Pristina

                                “We’re being hacked!!!!!!” – Phill

                                “Whatever…” – Peter

                                 

                                If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it

                                #199161
                                Loopy
                                @loopylin
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                                  Dang it, I knew I shouldn’t have gotten one of these fancy new tvs. *starts aggressively pressing every button on my remote*

                                  Have you drank water today?

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