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March 5, 2025 at 5:08 pm #199139
Quick note, if a random second one of these topics appears out of nowhere, ignore it!
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
March 5, 2025 at 5:18 pm #199142what the fudge
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
March 5, 2025 at 5:19 pm #199143“Hello and welcome back to potato news! I am Pristina!” – Pristina
“And I am Phill! With a “PH”” – Phill
“We’ve got some exciting news today! Isn’t that right Phill with a PH?” – Pristina
“You’re right Pristina! We have just got news about a dancing panda! But before we get into that, let’s head into the weather!” – Phill
“Right. Well there is a giant wind storm, heading right for Potato City! And we advise everyone to stay indoors!” – Pristina
“Right, right! And now we have Poppy live there, right now! Outside…” -Phill
“So what are the winds looking like Poppy?” – Pristina
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
March 5, 2025 at 5:24 pm #199145“Hey Phill, hey Pristina! Well as you see behind me, the winds are truly starting to pick up! And some of these trees have even gotten loose and- WAHHHH”- Poppy
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
March 5, 2025 at 5:25 pm #199146“… She’s fine!” – Phill
“Let’s head to Patrick with sports!” – Pristina
“Hey all! Right now I am in the Pacheco stadium! Where the Bustles just beat the Squashes! It was 6 to 3! I do love some west potato ball! Next game will be played against the Ketuchups! So stay tuned!” – Patrick
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
March 5, 2025 at 5:26 pm #199147“Thanks Pat! Now, let’s see that dancing panda!” – Pristina
“… sorry, but we lost the video…” – Peter
“WHAT DID YOU SAY?! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS EVERY AND YOU LOST IT?!” – Phill
“Uh, I thought the main news story was going to be about how they caught that potato killer who turned them into French fries…?” – Patrica
“PATRICA!!!!!! YOU RUINED IT!!!!!!!” – Pristina
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
March 5, 2025 at 5:32 pm #199148“And we are back! We are so sorry for that slight intuition!” – Phill.
“Yes, it was a little mishap on PATRICIA’s part!” – Pristina
“Yes, everyone hates Patrica…” – Phill
“Anyway! The French fry killer has just been unmasked!” – Pristina
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
March 5, 2025 at 5:36 pm #199149“Yes! We have her right here! It is a individual that goes by the name of “Whaley” or also know as @whalekeeper ” – Phill
“Mmhm! We have her phone right here!” – Pristina
“As you see, very scary looking! Authorities are still on the hunt for her! So if you spot her, stay away and alert authorities!” – Phill
“And that is all for us today! Thank you for watching…” – Pristina
“Potato city new!” Pristina and Phill
“Only on channel 64.” – Phill
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
March 5, 2025 at 5:54 pm #199153Now this is a news channel worth watching. *munches popcorn*
Have you drank water today?
March 5, 2025 at 5:55 pm #199154*gasp!* Whaley!? I don’t believe it
Have you drank water today?
March 5, 2025 at 6:01 pm #199156The exhaustion is strong with this one
March 5, 2025 at 6:02 pm #199157The exhaustion is strong with this one
March 5, 2025 at 6:03 pm #199158The exhaustion is strong with this one
March 5, 2025 at 6:07 pm #199160“Man, I can’t believe Patrica. She is sooo annoying.” – Phill
“I know right?! I just wish the boss would fire her.” – Pristina
“You know that were still live, right?” – Peter
“wait… what?!” – Phill.
“AH! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE SCREENS!” – Pristina
“We’re being hacked!!!!!!” – Phill
“Whatever…” – Peter
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
March 5, 2025 at 6:07 pm #199161Dang it, I knew I shouldn’t have gotten one of these fancy new tvs. *starts aggressively pressing every button on my remote*
Have you drank water today?
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