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    Louise Fowler
    @perfectfifths
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      @dekreel Don’t worry, few people do get it. The numbers are a distraction from the real thing, and people tend to overthink it. Lol! Snakes can’t walk!! XD

      @silverclaw-bonnetfly lol, those are great, especially the one about the lion and the ape. And yes! two “thes”

      Currently reading Les Miserables

      #58974
      Joy
      @dekreel
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        @perfectfifths  @silverclaw-bonnetfolly

        What did one manager say to the other manager?

        “We’re both managers!”

        *sighhh* *shakes head*

        You can pronounce it however you want.

        #58977
        Louise Fowler
        @perfectfifths
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          @dekreel Uh…… XD

          This isn’t exactly a pun or riddle, but it was funny.
          I asked my friend once, “Who actually likes lukewarm water?” and she replied with Revelation 3:16:
          “So, because you are lukewarm–neither hot nor cold–I am about to spit you out of my mouth.”

          Currently reading Les Miserables

          #58980
          Joy
          @dekreel
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            @perfectfifths  It wasn’t supposed to be a riddle… Just a corny joke ;P

            You can pronounce it however you want.

            #58983
            Louise Fowler
            @perfectfifths
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              @dekreel No, I meant mine wasn’t a riddle. 😉

              Currently reading Les Miserables

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