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@dekreel There are no stairs.
“Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.”
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@perfectfifths Bingo!
HAHAHA That’s a good one!
Have you heard of the mall that charges clocks for their merchandise? The customers spend a lot of time…
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@dekreel Oh dear! XD
Here’s a riddle:
An electric train is going at 80mph south, and the wind is blowing 90mph east. Which way is the smoke going?
And a second one:
Imagine you are driving a bus. At the first stop, three people get on. At the second stop, two people get on and one person gets off. At the third stop seven people get on and four people get off. At the fifth stop no one gets on and two people get off. Now my question is, what colour is the driver’s hair?
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@perfectfifths ….Um…. OH, there IS no smoke — it’s an electric train!! XD Nice!
*looks in mirror* Brown, apparently 😉
A plane crashes and every single person dies. Who survives?
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@Dekreel Yes and yes! I didn’t get the second one when I first saw it. XD
Oh! All the married people, because every person who was single died.
Currently reading Les Miserables
<p style=”text-align: center;”>If you can find the
the mistake, you are very smart:1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 0.</p>
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Why didn’t that work?? Oh well, the riddle still works.
Currently reading Les Miserables
@dekreel lol, nope. Here, I’ll fix it.
If you can find the
the mistake, you are very smart1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 0.
Currently reading Les Miserables
A horse walks into a bar and everyone gets up and leaves because they have enough foresight to see the potential danger.
When a zoo’s gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires an actor to don a costume and act like an ape until the zoo can get another one.
In the cage, the actor makes faces, swings around, and draws a huge crowd. He then crawls across a partition and atop the lion’s cage, infuriating the animal. But the actor stays in character—until he loses his grip and falls into the lion’s cage.
Terrified, the actor shouts, “Help! Help me!” Too late. The lion pounces, opens its massive jaws, and whispers, “Shut up! Do you want to get us both fired?!”
@perfectfifths Is it a detailed pattern? I’m seeing number, period, space, number, period, space… Is it just that there isn’t a space after the zero and period?? XD
Or is it just wrong because it looks like a weird decimal? 1.2.3.4…..
Obviously I’m not very smart here XD
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@perfectfifths There are two ‘the’ in the sentence
@silverclaw-bonnetfolly First one …..Umm……
Second one AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Great one!
A snake walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “How did you do that?!”
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@silverclaw-bonnetfolly @perfectfifths
…oh *bangs head on table*
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@dekreel the snake came before the fall!
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