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And The Lord said unto John, “Come forth and receive eternal life”…. But John cam in fifth and won a toaster.
*dies laughing* That’s great XD XD
Can we bring this topic back?
@aislinn-mollisong @dragon-snapper @lady-iliara @whoeverHere’s a very simple one: Why did the military tank go to the doctor? Guesses?
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@dekreel
I’ve never heard that one before so i’m not sure haha. Im sure when I hear the answer it will be a face palm moment because I didn’t think of it myself.Okay here is one of my favorite jokes. ^_^
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff……… Baa-Dumm-Tisss ;D
and I was so confused
@notawriter I invented that joke, so you probably haven’t heard it.
Hehehe nice XD
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Two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
Two men are in a tank, one looks at the other and says “Blurgblurghblurggh”
Two muffins are in the oven. The first muffin turns to the other and says, “Man, is it hot in here or what?”
The second muffin looks at the first and says, “Oh my Goodness! A talking muffin!”
@dekreel I don’t know. 😛
@silverclaw-bonnetfolly Noooo!!! Not the muffin joke! That was everywhere during the years I did drama, and everyone hated it!But I do like those tank jokes. XD
Here’s a pun I made the other day:
Handing a clock around the room is a great way to pass the time.Currently reading Les Miserables
@silverclaw-bonnetfolly HAHAHA those are hilarious
@perfectfifths Arrr! Bad one XDThink about it! A tank going to a doctor to…..
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@dekreel That’s not bad, it’s genius. 🙁
A tank going to a doctor to… Run him over?
Currently reading Les Miserables
@perfectfifths It’s genius-bad. It’s… well you know how hilarious bad jokes are! I didn’t mean it quite like that…
LOL… fine. The tank went to the doctor to get a shot
BA DUM TISSSSS
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@perfectfifths That’s actually the first time I’ve seen the muffin one.
“Um.” —First horse that got ridden
Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.
“Um.” Like, “Um, excuse me, what are you doing, my good man?” XD
That’s funny. XD
This I made up for a writing prompt, but it could be funny. Certainly a plot twist:
He gazed at her fondly. “You look just like your mother when she was young.”
“I would expect so,” she responded. “I am her clone.”Currently reading Les Miserables
@silverclar-bonnetfolly
@perfectfifthsHaha you guys are so punny 😀
Here’s another joke I’m fond of… How does an asteroid keep his pants on?
….With an asteroid belt! ;D
and I was so confused
@notawriter Oh boy… XD
What do astronauts throw a party?……..
They planet! XD
Currently reading Les Miserables
@notawriter Classic!
@perfectfifths Ahhh haha X)Why did the chicken go to the doctor? It had people pox
What do geese get when you scratch a nail on a chalkboard? People bumps!
And one of my favorites…
A guy walks into a bar and hits his head.
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Oh, and here’s a riddle…
So there is this relatively ordinary one-story house. Except it’s a little unusual as everything is covered in orange. The roof is orange, the door is orange, and the exterior wall is orange. And inside it’s basically the same way — The walls, the floor, the carpet, the ceiling, the countertops, the beds, the tables, the chairs…. EVERYTHING is orange!!
What color are the stairs?
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