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August 25, 2015 at 7:42 pm #4960Anonymous
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Hello, dear people of the world…dear humans…dear not-robots…dear you-aren’t-a-cat.
I suppose that’s what is polite, right? Saying ‘hello’ and ‘greeting’ you? Yeah, I guess my mother knew what she was talking about when teaching me about manners. But, now that I have said hello, it is time to bid you adieu.
But, before you leave and forget about me, I want to tell you three miraculous things about yours truly.
1. Sometimes I’ll have pickles ON my pizza (and cheese-its in my pickle juice)
2. My middle name begins with an ‘L’
3. I had never even been remotely interested in Harry Potter up until a month ago when I got the first two books at a thrift store for fifty cents a piece and I read them. (I may or may not be ashamed)That’s all you, human/not-robot/you-aren’t-a-cat, get to know about me, for now.
Orevwa!
August 25, 2015 at 9:40 pm #4966I’m a moose.
You didn’t mention the moose.
I’m highly offended.
August 25, 2015 at 10:52 pm #4970Problem: Are you sure I’m not a cat?
August 26, 2015 at 6:49 am #4986Anonymous- Rank: Charismatic Rebel
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Gee, Ezra, I don’t know what to say. To me it sounds like a personal problem. 😉
And Dani, as graceful and elegant as I’m sure you are (just as a cat is elegant and graceful), God intended for you to be human and not cat. 😉
August 26, 2015 at 8:42 am #4987It is a personal problem Nat.
Maybe I can find you a psychiatrist?
August 26, 2015 at 10:03 am #4991Anonymous- Rank: Charismatic Rebel
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That would probably be very helpful, I’m in need of one of those. And, by the way, I’m glad you crossed the line that everyone is afraid to cross but ends up doing it anyway. I’ve always wanted to be an annoying bug.
August 26, 2015 at 10:09 am #4993Very well. Your nickname is now Knat.
You’re oh so very welcome.
August 26, 2015 at 11:03 am #4995Anonymous- Rank: Charismatic Rebel
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I shall never forget that kind deed, sir Ezra.
August 26, 2015 at 11:05 am #4996That’s very considerate of you lady Knat.
August 26, 2015 at 11:13 am #4997Welcome Natalee!
I suppose the only thing you need to be worried about me being is a robot.
I write sci-fi. 😛
I don’t have much to welcome you with, since I’m new. But…
Let us be new together! 🙂August 26, 2015 at 11:18 am #4998Anonymous- Rank: Charismatic Rebel
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Rosey, thank you for the welcome. I guess there are more non-humans on this sight then I realized. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?? But, hey, that’s totally cool. I like sci-fi. We can totes be newbies together. 🙂
Ezra, but seriously, the psychiatrist But, only if he has antlers.
August 26, 2015 at 12:20 pm #5002I am an /excellent/ psychologist. And marriage counselor on the side.
August 26, 2015 at 1:25 pm #5011Hello Natalee! Welcome to the strange realm that is Kindgpm Pen. If you like cheese in your pickle juice you will indeed fit in with this wacky bunch of human/people/not-robots/and-possibly-not-cats.
😀@Erza these days it’s spelt Gnat not Knat. Just sayin’. But I’m totally not opposed to using archaic words, I just wanted to give you a hard time.?
HC
August 26, 2015 at 3:29 pm #5030Anonymous- Rank: Charismatic Rebel
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Ezra, I don’t really need a marriage counselor…but, thanks for the offer.
Hannah, oh I do so hope that I fit in, since I’ve run out of places to fit in. 😉 It’s a pleasure to be welcomed to the community!
August 26, 2015 at 5:27 pm #5047You already do. Counseling and psychiatric help, you and Erza have the basis for a really beautiful relationship. 😛 😉
HC
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