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  • #4960
    Anonymous
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      Hello, dear people of the world…dear humans…dear not-robots…dear you-aren’t-a-cat.

      I suppose that’s what is polite, right? Saying ‘hello’ and ‘greeting’ you? Yeah, I guess my mother knew what she was talking about when teaching me about manners. But, now that I have said hello, it is time to bid you adieu.

      But, before you leave and forget about me, I want to tell you three miraculous things about yours truly.

      1. Sometimes I’ll have pickles ON my pizza (and cheese-its in my pickle juice)
      2. My middle name begins with an ‘L’
      3. I had never even been remotely interested in Harry Potter up until a month ago when I got the first two books at a thrift store for fifty cents a piece and I read them. (I may or may not be ashamed)

      That’s all you, human/not-robot/you-aren’t-a-cat, get to know about me, for now.

      Orevwa!

      #4966
      Ezra Wilkinson
      @ezra-wilkinson
        • Rank: Loyal Sidekick
        • Total Posts: 146

        I’m a moose.

        You didn’t mention the moose.

        I’m highly offended.

        #4970
        Dani M
        @dani-m
          • Rank: Bumbling Henchman
          • Total Posts: 12

          Problem: Are you sure I’m not a cat?

          #4986
          Anonymous
            • Rank: Charismatic Rebel
            • Total Posts: 40

            Gee, Ezra, I don’t know what to say. To me it sounds like a personal problem. 😉

            And Dani, as graceful and elegant as I’m sure you are (just as a cat is elegant and graceful), God intended for you to be human and not cat. 😉

            #4987
            Ezra Wilkinson
            @ezra-wilkinson
              • Rank: Loyal Sidekick
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              It is a personal problem Nat.

              Maybe I can find you a psychiatrist?

              #4991
              Anonymous
                • Rank: Charismatic Rebel
                • Total Posts: 40

                That would probably be very helpful, I’m in need of one of those. And, by the way, I’m glad you crossed the line that everyone is afraid to cross but ends up doing it anyway. I’ve always wanted to be an annoying bug.

                #4993
                Ezra Wilkinson
                @ezra-wilkinson
                  • Rank: Loyal Sidekick
                  • Total Posts: 146

                  Very well. Your nickname is now Knat.

                  You’re oh so very welcome.

                  #4995
                  Anonymous
                    • Rank: Charismatic Rebel
                    • Total Posts: 40

                    I shall never forget that kind deed, sir Ezra.

                    #4996
                    Ezra Wilkinson
                    @ezra-wilkinson
                      • Rank: Loyal Sidekick
                      • Total Posts: 146

                      That’s very considerate of you lady Knat.

                      #4997
                      Rosey Mucklestone
                      @writefury
                        • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
                        • Total Posts: 467

                        Welcome Natalee!
                        I suppose the only thing you need to be worried about me being is a robot.
                        I write sci-fi. 😛
                        I don’t have much to welcome you with, since I’m new. But…
                        Let us be new together! 🙂

                        #4998
                        Anonymous
                          • Rank: Charismatic Rebel
                          • Total Posts: 40

                          Rosey, thank you for the welcome. I guess there are more non-humans on this sight then I realized. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?? But, hey, that’s totally cool. I like sci-fi. We can totes be newbies together. 🙂

                          Ezra, but seriously, the psychiatrist But, only if he has antlers.

                          #5002
                          Ezra Wilkinson
                          @ezra-wilkinson
                            • Rank: Loyal Sidekick
                            • Total Posts: 146

                            I am an /excellent/ psychologist. And marriage counselor on the side.

                            #5011
                            Hannah C
                            @hannah-c
                              • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
                              • Total Posts: 362

                              Hello Natalee! Welcome to the strange realm that is Kindgpm Pen. If you like cheese in your pickle juice you will indeed fit in with this wacky bunch of human/people/not-robots/and-possibly-not-cats.
                              😀

                              @Erza these days it’s spelt Gnat not Knat. Just sayin’. But I’m totally not opposed to using archaic words, I just wanted to give you a hard time.?

                              HC

                              #5030
                              Anonymous
                                • Rank: Charismatic Rebel
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                                Ezra, I don’t really need a marriage counselor…but, thanks for the offer.

                                Hannah, oh I do so hope that I fit in, since I’ve run out of places to fit in. 😉 It’s a pleasure to be welcomed to the community!

                                #5047
                                Hannah C
                                @hannah-c
                                  • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
                                  • Total Posts: 362

                                  You already do. Counseling and psychiatric help, you and Erza have the basis for a really beautiful relationship. 😛 😉

                                  HC

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