Haikus

[Leumeister]

I challenge every
one here to only speak in
regular haikus.

See? I just did it
It’s not very hard.
Just a bit of thought.

And again. It’s fun!
Seventeen syllables, on
three lines of prose each.

This is my fourth one.
Good grief, is it possible
to stop? Please, help me!

• This reply was modified 7 years, 1 month ago by Leumeister.

[Louise Fowler]

@leumeister *duct tapes your mouth* That should help. 😛

Currently reading Les Miserables

[Leumeister]

@perfectfiths

*Rips duct tape off*

That wasn’t very
nice, Louise Fowler. Duct tape
hurts to take off, man!

[Joy]

@leumeister

Challenge accepted
You’re right, it’s seriously
Not that hard at all!

You can pronounce it however you want.

[Leumeister]

@dekreel

It helps you to think.
Placing all the syllables
correctly in line.

I’ve actually
come up with an neat idea.
A character who

Speaks only haikus.
That’s his unique little quirk,
but where to put him?

[Louise Fowler]

@leumeister

In a story that
Is similar to Alice
In Wonderland, eh?

I can imagine
A character like that in
A quirky, weird world.

Currently reading Les Miserables

[Leumeister]

@perfectfifths

Maybe not Alice
In Wonderland, exactly.
Just an average world.

But he could fit quite
well in such a world as the
author Carol writes.

[Joy]

@leumeister

That’s a good idea!
Maybe in a world in which
Words matter a lot

The very first book
That came into my mind was
The Phantom Tollbooth

• This reply was modified 7 years, 1 month ago by Joy.

You can pronounce it however you want.

[Ben Powell]

@leumeister @dekreel @perfectfifths

You guys are crazy!
I can’t talk like normal now,
only in haikus.

It is kind of fun,
though. I like your idea.
Someone should try it.

😀

A Kapeefer for life!
Compendium of KP Literature: kapeeferliterature.wordpress.com

[Joy]

@supermonkey42

Ben P, I know, right?
Once one starts talking like this,
They just cannot stop!

You can pronounce it however you want.

[Catwing]

*Laughs at this*

You silly little people

I can haiku too.

 

I did it before

I can do it again, ha!

*Flaps her cat wings*

 

You all are cheating,

Do a haiku with tags

@leumeister *grin*

 

@perfectfifths

@dekreel  @you

Do you accept too?

 

I am rolling on

Unstoppable can’t curb

Haikuing to dawn

 

Can anyone beat

Can anyone defeat me

Rushing through

 

I can haiku so

Oh, I have gone on and on

Seven, perfect, done.

IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

[Joy]

Oh, hello @catwing!

By the way, I must point out:

Syllables are wrong

 

Five syllables first

Then comes seven syllables

Then five once again.

 

Friendly reminder

From your fellow creature friend

Happy haikuing!

😉

You can pronounce it however you want.

[Catwing]

Catwing is clueless

Why are my haikus double

spaced? Why now this?

 

It makes them

weird and cranky so much

Haikus need food.

 

I fixed them some

Though a snack it was

not enough. *scream*

 

The haikus be mad

wrecking everything

in my minds place

IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

[Catwing]

@dekreel I knew

I am counting

The @ tag sign too.

IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

[Catwing]

@dekreel was it

A different thing that

you saw in my line?

IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

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