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  • #65462
    Catwing
    @catwing
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      @rochellaine I am a picky eater.

      @dekreel
      No I don’t want your pickle.
      Tada…
      An Ode to a Pickle

      O, pickle I am not going to eat you, you are too pickley for my tastes.
      But poor pickle I am sorry I dropped you on the kitchen floor.
      I didn’t think my brother would toss you at me.
      But he did, and I missed catching you by a mile.
      Now you will lie on the floor until a dog or a cat eats you.
      But I don’t think they will you are too pickley.
      Vinegar is not the problem, it is you.
      For I will gladly dump vinegar on my salad.
      Captain D’s chicken drenched in Basaltic vinegar is delicious.
      Mustard on my sandwich please.
      But always hold the pickles, they just do not fit.
      I am sorry but you just smell weird and your taste is not to my liking.
      I think it is the dill that you hung out with in that jar.

      Oh, you’re not a pickle… You’re a cucumber.
      Sorry, my bad. I still refuse to eat you.
      Your crunch and taste just don’t work together.
      Like nuts, but not dry and crunchy.
      Wet and crunchy, even worse.
      You are supposed to be healthy, but I’d trade you for a salad.
      So, good day cucumber.
      Maybe the dogs will eat you since you aren’t a pickle.


      @daeus
      Your topic is swordfish and monkeys.

      @gh24682468999
      Your topic is koalas who don’t like eucalyptus.

      IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

      #65469
      Joy
      @dekreel
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        @catwing  That’s great XD

        You can pronounce it however you want.

        #65472
        Catwing
        @catwing
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          Thank you. @dekreel

          IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

          #65475
          Rochellaine
          @rochellaine
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            @catwing Wow…That is amazing.  And at the end you find out it’s not a pickle after all, but still don’t like it?  Hahahahahaha!!!!!

            Oh, no! your topics are really mean… 😀 😀 Especially the one you gave Grace!  How do you put “eucalyptus” in a poem?!


            @gh24682468999
            I’m sorry for you, but I can’t wait to read the poem! 🙂

            "Sylvester - Sylvester!"

            #65486
            Catwing
            @catwing
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              @rochellaine … You don’t put it at the end of the sentence?

              IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!

              #65491
              Rochellaine
              @rochellaine
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                @catwing 😀 😀

                "Sylvester - Sylvester!"

                #65543
                Grace H.
                @gh24682468999
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                  @rochellaine It wasn’t too bad xD


                  @catwing
                  Here you go:

                  Not Yummy Leaves?

                  Poem by Grace

                  Bob the koala clambered to the tree over there

                  A tree, which must be told, was far from bare

                  An eucalyptus tree with nice thick leaves

                  Any sensible koala would have to grieve

                  If they couldn’t get any. But as for Bob

                  He didn’t let out so much as a sob

                  And instead hopped on the tree and struck a nice pose

                  “Why would any sensible creature want to eat those?

                  Leaves are disgustingly juicy and horribly bland

                  But as for what I offer it is much, much more grand”

                  He produced a green hexagonal box

                  “You’d have to be as dumb as an ox

                  To see that I’m in a commercial right now

                  But seriously, this chocolate will make you go wow

                  Who’d eat leaves when this is so very sweet?”

                  And like always all other koalas were swept off their feet

                  To stuff themselves with the sweet-tasting stuff

                  Replacing leaves with chocolate is not very tough

                  And Bob smiled at the camera with a wink:

                  “Being truly poetic might be harder than you’d think

                  So I’d thought that I might be better at getting rich!”

                  All the same he savoured the single sweet dish

                  That, apart from marshmallows, could resemble s’mores

                  And became a rip-off in grocery stores.

                  PS Chocolate-stuffed koalas are actually a thing. My brother and I were looking for snacks not an hour ago, and we considered the brand (a very popular one, pic is below) but compared to chocolate-stuffed pandas, these were a ripoff. So we bought the pandas 😀


                  @clairec
                  @livgiordano I don’t think either of you have been on this thread yet — but if you want, write a funny poem about chocolate and pandas. 😉

                  It's g-h, 2-4-6-8 twice, three 9's
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                  #65546
                  Joy
                  @dekreel
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                    @gh24682468999  You need to send a script of that to TV channels. X’D I love it

                    You can pronounce it however you want.

                    #65577
                    Ben Powell
                    @supermonkey42
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                      @gh24682468999 That’s funny! I agree with Dekreel. If that was on TV I might just buy your chocolate. 😀


                      @aislinn-mollisong
                      Umm…I got an email saying you posted a poem, but it appears to have disappeared.

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                      #65578
                      Grace H.
                      @gh24682468999
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                        @dekreel @supermonkey42 Haha thanks 🙂 It’s amazing how whimsical these things can get, even on the first try.

                        It's g-h, 2-4-6-8 twice, three 9's
                        literatureforthelight.wordpress.com

                        #65624
                        Cindy
                        @cindygreen
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                          *splutters* You beat me to writing this poem! 😀 Oh my gosh, it’s hilarious. And no, there’s no real poem that Brianna based her part in the newsletter off of. This is great 😀

                          *jumps in an X-Wing and blows something up*

                          #65625
                          Rochellaine
                          @rochellaine
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                            @cindygreen You mean the “Dumping Sunflowers” poem? 😀

                            "Sylvester - Sylvester!"

                            #65626
                            Rochellaine
                            @rochellaine
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                              @gh24682468999

                              That, apart from marshmallows, could resemble s’mores

                              That’s crazy. 🙂

                              "Sylvester - Sylvester!"

                              #65634
                              Cindy
                              @cindygreen
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                                <p style=”text-align: left;”>@rochellaine – Yes. Sorry for my tardiness and Forum fumbling. :D</p>

                                *jumps in an X-Wing and blows something up*

                                #65636
                                Rochellaine
                                @rochellaine
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                                  @cindygreen I’m glad you liked it!  When I read the newsletter I couldn’t let an opportunity like that pass. 😀

                                  If you were planning to write it, why don’t you write it anyway and post it here?  I’d love to read it.  I’ve read a lot of your poems on KP and liked them!

                                  Or else, you could request to be tagged here with a new topic if you’re interested.  🙂

                                  "Sylvester - Sylvester!"

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