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@rochellaine this is so funny! 😀
wait A BROKEN AIR CONDITIONER?! hmm, I’ll try my best 😉 It might take me a while to write it since I’m so busy, but I’ll tag ya 🙂
I'm a Kapeefer 'TIL WE'RE OLD AND GREY!
www.jennaterese.com@ingridrd (sorry I haven’t been on) A fake beard? Oh no… I have a bad feeling about this…
Fake beards are all in the norm,
It’s hit at society like a storm.
People claim they’re better than actual beards,
but I just sneer.
People complain actual beards are too much work,
but I just smirk.
Why get a fake beard
– and look weird –
when you can grow your own
and be known?
That was really bad. Like, REALLY bad. I told you…!
ISFJ, energetic, writer-crazy, and has-an-unstoppable-obsession-with-The-Aetherlight!
@0-0enyali0-0 Wow, that is a hilarious poem! I love it!! 😀 😀 😀
"Sylvester - Sylvester!"
@0-0enyali0-0 Somehow I missed this…I love it!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
A dreamer who believes in the impossible...and dragons. (INFJ-T)
@jenwriter17 I wrote another poem. 🙂
Things
A pumpkin on a picket fence
(Though why it is there, I don’t know,)
An alligator, two yards hence
(If it’s to stay, I think I’ll go,)
A windshield wiper on a tree
(A car was wrecked there once, I think)
An elephant stepped on my knee
(It startled me and made me blink)
A teacup on a giant’s head
(He balances it well, I note)
A little cat asleep in bed
(It’s cute, but I’d prefer a goat)
A baseball in a robin’s nest
(I’m fairly certain it won’t hatch)
A convict who has just confessed
(His stripey trousers need a patch)The elephant stepped on the cat
(The cat is now quite wide awake)
The giant dropped his teacup hat
(It fell on me, for goodness sake!)
The windshield wiper wiped the tree
(Then fell and sliced the pumpkin up)
The gator started in to growl
(It sounded strangely like a pup)
The baseball hatched into an owl
The convict says it’s time to sup.…just a bunch of weirdness… 😛 But you seem to like reading my poems, so I thought I’d post it here. 😉
"Sylvester - Sylvester!"
@rochellaine That is hilarious!!! I love it! 😀 (yes, I’d rather have a goat too 😉 )
Oh, you only tagged me? *feels special* 😛
I'm a Kapeefer 'TIL WE'RE OLD AND GREY!
www.jennaterese.com
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