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February 10, 2021 at 1:34 pm #92283
@not-so-secret-secret-assassin
Why did Shakespeare write with a pen?
Because pencils confused him: 2B or not 2B?
Hilarious.
February 10, 2021 at 3:23 pm #92318@not-so-secret-secret-assassin, It’s actually going really well, thanks for asking. It’s taking a little longer than I originally planned, y’know, with this whole Covid thing, but other than a few mishaps it’s gone really smoothly. I appreciate that someone actually cared to ask.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but in a duel, I'm taking the sword.
ekseaver.wordpress.comFebruary 10, 2021 at 3:46 pm #92322Glad it’s going smoothly, how much progress have you made?
If you need some tips I would be happy to help. I’ve overthrown a few governments myself back in my day, you see
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February 10, 2021 at 4:07 pm #92324@not-so-secret-secret-assassin, I can’t divulge specifics, but it’s somewhere between planning for the following government and infiltrating the current one
Oh, that would be wonderful! How do you feel is the best way to instate a new government?
The pen is mightier than the sword, but in a duel, I'm taking the sword.
ekseaver.wordpress.comApril 13, 2021 at 2:53 pm #97605What do you get when not-so-secret-secret assassin posts on the forum after having been quiet for a few months?
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A good joke.
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HaHAahaHa
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April 13, 2021 at 4:08 pm #97612@not-so-secret-secret-assassin Pfft.
We need to catch up sometime.
Lately, it's been on my brain
Would you mind letting me know
If hours don't turn into daysApril 13, 2021 at 4:32 pm #97614Sure wassup dawg, how yo been, I been great like green bean great.
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April 13, 2021 at 4:49 pm #97617@not-so-secret-secret-assassin Lol!
"It looks like a fairy world"~Meg from Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
Fall in love with JesusApril 13, 2021 at 5:16 pm #97624@not-so-secret-secret-assassin That’s awesome! Yeah, I’ve been good. Writing, mainly.
Lately, it's been on my brain
Would you mind letting me know
If hours don't turn into daysApril 13, 2021 at 5:41 pm #97629@not-so-secret-secret-assassin
man. I just read all these jokes. I cringed. A lot. XD
What did the writer say when he glued himself to his novel?
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“That’s my story and I’m sticking to it”
Be still and know that I am God. Psalm 46:10
April 13, 2021 at 6:36 pm #97642Wow.
What a cringey joke! Love the hard work! Keep it up!
Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)
April 13, 2021 at 6:44 pm #97644Good to hear your good. I’ve been good too. (As I mentioned in the above comment) I haven’t been writing, but I just finished reading the old man in the sea, not as bad as I thought it would be but still kinda boring. Just like this comment.
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April 13, 2021 at 9:05 pm #97663@not-so-secret-secret-assassin Ey I read that a while ago! It was a bit on the bland side. Might you want any recommendations for classic literature? Or manga?
Lately, it's been on my brain
Would you mind letting me know
If hours don't turn into daysApril 14, 2021 at 10:29 am #97718Recommendations? I’ll take em’!
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April 14, 2021 at 8:00 pm #97791This has got to be one of the best threads on here XD
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