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    Kathleen
    @kathleenramm
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      @not-so-secret-secret-assassin

      Why did Shakespeare write with a pen?

      Because pencils confused him: 2B or not 2B?

      Hilarious.

      #92318
      E. K. Seaver
      @e-k-seaver
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        @not-so-secret-secret-assassin, It’s actually going really well, thanks for asking. It’s taking a little longer than I originally planned, y’know, with this whole Covid thing, but other than a few mishaps it’s gone really smoothly. I appreciate that someone actually cared to ask.

        The pen is mightier than the sword, but in a duel, I'm taking the sword.
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        #92322
        Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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          @e-k-seaver

          Glad it’s going smoothly, how much progress have you made?

          If you need some tips I would be happy to help. I’ve overthrown a few governments myself back in my day,  you see

          Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

          #92324
          E. K. Seaver
          @e-k-seaver
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            @not-so-secret-secret-assassin, I can’t divulge specifics, but it’s somewhere between planning for the following government and infiltrating the current one

             

            Oh, that would be wonderful! How do you feel is the best way to instate a new government?

             

            The pen is mightier than the sword, but in a duel, I'm taking the sword.
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            #97605
            Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
            @not-so-secret-secret-assassin
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              What do you get when not-so-secret-secret assassin posts on the forum after having been quiet for a few months?

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              A good joke.

              …..

              …….

              ……………

              HaHAahaHa

              Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

              #97612
              Linyang Zhang
              @devastate-lasting
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                @not-so-secret-secret-assassin Pfft.

                We need to catch up sometime.

                Lately, it's been on my brain
                Would you mind letting me know
                If hours don't turn into days

                #97614
                Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
                @not-so-secret-secret-assassin
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                  @devastate-lasting

                  Sure wassup dawg, how yo been, I been great like green bean great.

                  Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

                  #97617
                  Katherine
                  @mkfairygirl
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                    @not-so-secret-secret-assassin Lol!

                    "It looks like a fairy world"~Meg from Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
                    Fall in love with Jesus

                    #97624
                    Linyang Zhang
                    @devastate-lasting
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                      @not-so-secret-secret-assassin That’s awesome! Yeah, I’ve been good. Writing, mainly.

                      Lately, it's been on my brain
                      Would you mind letting me know
                      If hours don't turn into days

                      #97629
                      Natalie C.
                      @nanisnook
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                        @not-so-secret-secret-assassin

                        man. I just read all these jokes. I cringed. A lot. XD

                        What did the writer say when he glued himself to his novel?

                        “That’s my story and I’m sticking to it”

                        Be still and know that I am God. Psalm 46:10

                        #97642
                        Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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                          @nanisnook

                          Wow.

                          What a cringey joke! Love the hard work! Keep it up!

                          Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

                          #97644
                          Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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                            @devastate-lasting

                            Good to hear your good. I’ve been good too. (As I mentioned in the above comment) I haven’t been writing, but I just finished reading the old man in the sea, not as bad as I thought it would be but still kinda boring. Just like this comment.

                             

                            Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

                            #97663
                            Linyang Zhang
                            @devastate-lasting
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                              @not-so-secret-secret-assassin Ey I read that a while ago! It was a bit on the bland side. Might you want any recommendations for classic literature? Or manga?

                              Lately, it's been on my brain
                              Would you mind letting me know
                              If hours don't turn into days

                              #97718
                              Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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                                @devastate-lasting

                                Recommendations? I’ll take em’!

                                Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

                                #97791
                                EpicAddie2
                                @epicaddie2
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                                  This has got to be one of the best threads on here XD

                                  INFJ ~ 4w5
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