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    Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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      By the way….

      Reading is a novel idea, so I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.

      anyone?

      Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

      #92158
      Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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        I REFUSE TO LET THIS TOPIC DIE!!!

        The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.

        Okay, it wasn’t the best but that had to have gotten a smile out of someone…. right?

         

        I’m so lonely…

        Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

        #92182
        Alexa Autorski
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          @not-so-secret-secret-assassin

          Oh my word XD

          NO, YOU MUSTN’T LET THIS DIE

          #92184
          Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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            @writerlexi1216

            IT’S OUR MISSION TO KEEP IT ALIVE!

            Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

            #92185
            Linyang Zhang
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              @not-so-secret-secret-assassin I’ll stay with you XD

              But I’m afraid some of my characters are going to have to…

              Lately, it's been on my brain
              Would you mind letting me know
              If hours don't turn into days

              #92186
              Alexa Autorski
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                What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of synonyms?

                A thesaurus.

                 

                … I’m not sorry XD

                #92187
                Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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                  @devastate-lasting

                  I’m not intelligent enough to know what “….” means…

                  Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

                  #92188
                  Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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                    @writerlexi1216

                    Noice. you get a gold badge for that epic joke XD.

                    10/10 would read again.

                    Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

                    #92189
                    Linyang Zhang
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                      @not-so-secret-secret-assassin Have to die, unlike this forum topic.

                       

                      Lately, it's been on my brain
                      Would you mind letting me know
                      If hours don't turn into days

                      #92193
                      Alexa Autorski
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                        @not-so-secret-secret-assassin

                        *humbly bows*

                        *vanishes in smoke*

                        #92202
                        Katherine
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                          I love this forum topic!!!!

                          I will think of a joke to put here. 🤔

                          For now, did you realize that authors are professional killers? *evil laughter heard in the distance*

                          "It looks like a fairy world"~Meg from Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
                          Fall in love with Jesus

                          #92247
                          GodlyFantasy12
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                            @not-so-secret-assassin

                             

                            Oof. Coming up with jokes. Ehhh

                            (forgive me for the cringy pun I am about to make, or don’t. Whatever XD)

                            Why are authors the best at taking tests?

                             

                             

                            Cuz they’re answers are always Write!

                             

                             

                            ………*excuses self*

                            #IfMarcelDiesIRiot
                            #ProtectMarcel
                            #ProtectSeb

                            #92256
                            Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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                              @godlyfantasy12

                              I am Not So Secret Secret Assassin and I approve of this joke.

                              Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

                              #92257
                              E. K. Seaver
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                                These are wonderful

                                The pen is mightier than the sword, but in a duel, I'm taking the sword.
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                                Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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                                  @e-k-seaver

                                  You’re very welcome.

                                  By the way, how’s overthrowing the government coming along? I heard that writers are good at overthrowing governments because they are good at creating plots.

                                  Flawless and handsome (as ruled by my grandmother.)

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