Cheesy Jokes (Writer’s Edition)

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February 9, 2021 at 12:53 pm #92111
Not-So-Secret Secret Assassin
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By the way….

Reading is a novel idea, so I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.

…

anyone?

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February 9, 2021 at 2:34 pm #92158
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I REFUSE TO LET THIS TOPIC DIE!!!

The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.

Okay, it wasn’t the best but that had to have gotten a smile out of someone…. right?

I’m so lonely…

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February 9, 2021 at 3:28 pm #92182
Alexa Autorski
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Oh my word XD

NO, YOU MUSTN’T LET THIS DIE
February 9, 2021 at 3:40 pm #92184
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IT’S OUR MISSION TO KEEP IT ALIVE!

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February 9, 2021 at 3:46 pm #92185
Linyang Zhang
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@not-so-secret-secret-assassin I’ll stay with you XD

But I’m afraid some of my characters are going to have to…

Lately, it's been on my brain
Would you mind letting me know
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February 9, 2021 at 3:52 pm #92186
Alexa Autorski
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What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of synonyms?

A thesaurus.

… I’m not sorry XD
February 9, 2021 at 3:52 pm #92187
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I’m not intelligent enough to know what “….” means…

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February 9, 2021 at 3:55 pm #92188
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Noice. you get a gold badge for that epic joke XD.

10/10 would read again.

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February 9, 2021 at 4:00 pm #92189
Linyang Zhang
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@not-so-secret-secret-assassin Have to die, unlike this forum topic.

Lately, it's been on my brain
Would you mind letting me know
If hours don't turn into days
February 9, 2021 at 4:12 pm #92193
Alexa Autorski
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*humbly bows*

*vanishes in smoke*
February 9, 2021 at 7:21 pm #92202
Katherine
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I love this forum topic!!!!

I will think of a joke to put here. 🤔

For now, did you realize that authors are professional killers? *evil laughter heard in the distance*

"It looks like a fairy world"~Meg from Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
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February 10, 2021 at 12:52 am #92247
GodlyFantasy12
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Oof. Coming up with jokes. Ehhh

(forgive me for the cringy pun I am about to make, or don’t. Whatever XD)

Why are authors the best at taking tests?

Cuz they’re answers are always Write!

………*excuses self*
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February 10, 2021 at 9:25 am #92256
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I am Not So Secret Secret Assassin and I approve of this joke.

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February 10, 2021 at 9:45 am #92257
E. K. Seaver
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These are wonderful

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February 10, 2021 at 11:05 am #92262
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@e-k-seaver

You’re very welcome.

By the way, how’s overthrowing the government coming along? I heard that writers are good at overthrowing governments because they are good at creating plots.
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