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E. K. Seaver posted an update 3 years, 9 months ago
@not-so-secret-secret-assassin, you seem like an interesting fellow. I’d like to get to know you better, if you don’t desire to hide your assassin-identity.
E. K. Seaver posted an update 3 years, 9 months ago
@not-so-secret-secret-assassin, you seem like an interesting fellow. I’d like to get to know you better, if you don’t desire to hide your assassin-identity.
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Well. It depends. You see, the sword fraternity I belong to would get pretty upset if I revealed anything about myself. Or them. Or the fact that there is a sword fraternity. But am I really a, what you call, an “interesting fellow”? I was trying to infiltrate this forum under the guise of a commoner. Was it really that obvious? I tried not to stand out that much. Something must have gone awry. Hmm….. I must go now. I’ve said too much already.
@e-k-seaver
@not-so-secret-secret-assassin, I’m quite sorry. I actually am a fellow cheese lover (though how you came to know that about me, I am not quite sure. You must be very good at your job.)
Ohhhh sworn enemies are the worst. I have 2.5 of them and they’re always popping up in the most inconvenient locations. One always shows up at the class I take regarding getting away with murder. (I have begun to suspect he is taking the class just to annoy me.) The other I haven’t seen in a while, and the half is one I text occasionally. And there’s also one that’s sort of my enemy but I took care of him so he’s not a problem much anymore.
I do have blonde hair.
and I own a red dress.
So perhaps you ought to be suspicious of me…
Hm. You could be one of my sworn enemies, too. How do you feel about the concepts of Justus?
17 and 3. I also have a question I require of you. Does the dog have 78 or 79 cat hairs?
@not-so-secret-secret-assassin,
Oh, no, you’re doing a wonderful job at not blowing your cover. I just have a knack for picking out interesting people.
Hm… Sword fraternity. Interesting. I personally prefer to work alone for the most part, but you do you. What’s it like in a sword fraternity?
@e-k-seaver
Fraternity?! What Fraternity?! I’m not in a Fraternity. What gave you that idea? Fraternity? Are you in a Fraternity?! I have no clue what you are talking about.
Anyways. Moving on, what do you think about cheese? Because, ya know, cheese is really cool. Any opinions on parmesan? Any cheese recommendations? Cheddar cheese is superb in my not-so-humble humble opinion.
@not-so-secret-secret-assassin
What fraternity? What are you talking about?
Well I can’t eat cheese at the moment because the doctor has me on a diet, but white cheddar is my favourite.
Are you located in the states?
Also I can’t be in a fraternity because I’m a girl…
@e-k-seaver
Am I in the states? Yes, I’m in the states of denial because the person who I mistakenly thought was a fellow cheese-lover is on a diet. Why I came to that conclusion? I have no idea.
Oh. Yes. About the fraternity. Of course I knew that. I was just making sure you were who you said you are. One time I asked a girl if she was in a fraternity, and she said yes. That was the instant I knew I should run for my life. A good thing, too, because that woman (who was actually a guy) in the red dress and blonde wig turned out to be my sworn enemy in disguise.
You are still not completely in the clear, though. My sworn enemy could have learned his lesson since then.
Next test. I mean, question: How many pieces of fruits are in your kitchen right now? There is a correct answer to this, so be careful. Choose the wrong number, and this conversation is over (because I will have to relocate to a different country)