Activity

On a very normal day, I spot a butterfly. My little sister walks along side me and her head turns as I point, saying very NORMALLY, “Oh look, a butterfly.” A fluttering, delicate orange butterfly, which sister guesses is a monarch. What a splendid thought. That is until, she goes on with her statement. “Did you know,” she begins. I prepare to hear half-true statements, or a weird fact I didn’t know. I prepared accordingly. “Monarchs are one of the most poisonous butterflies? You should never eat one. They’re so poisonous that- that you’ll spit it out!”
Ah, thank you sister. Lovely fact. Shall we continue normal conversation on this normal day? No! No we shan’t! We shall go on with talking about eating butterflies. In conclusion: 

“Do you plan on eating butterflies?” 

“Uhm, no…”

“Great, me neither.”