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Beth posted an update 1 week, 5 days ago
*appears half a year later* *is still an extremely awkward introvert*
*therefore i will only awkwardly say hi and fade ominously into the background*
*also reappears to say i hope everyone’s having a great year*
*now i will ominously fade into the background, officially*

@beth-torres
Growing up, I could be a awkward introvert at one time. . . But, I bring tidings of hope!
Now I can be an awkward extraverted introvert, and you can too!!!! 😉
Want a week old donut? I didn’t spit or do anything else gross to it, truly!
(Unofficially, how about unofficially?)
@power
Thank you, for I do very much appreciate such hopeful tidings!
Perhaps I might want a week old donut… Alas, I am only known for accepting week old unsuspicious Oreos that have mysteriously become magenta after being drowned in maple syrup on a pleasant Tuesday evening. Unfortunately I cannot ruin my reputation for doing such things, so I may not be able to accept week old donuts. *sigh….*
🤷♂️ Your loss. (Kuz I certainly am not going to eat it. 😁)
Here I’ll just drop it here (and run!) Feel free to pawn it off on another KeePer. 😜
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@power
Hurrah! The life of the week old donut is in my power. I think I shall give it to another Kapeefer. If it isn’t accepted, I might put it in my signature to be taken by someone at will.
Hmmmm….
@savannah_grace2009
HELLO! 😄 Do you want the donut, perhaps?
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YES
maybe I can somehow restore it to full health!
@savannah_grace2009
GASPETH! YAY! 🥳 Does this mean… *dramatic pause for dramatic effect purposes* you are one of the few supreme injured-donut healers? 😱
@beth-torres
YES!
*begins CPR*